At least he brought his chewin’ tobacco spit cup.
“There’s gold in them there hills…heeeeyaaaah!!”
“Body Double to do things Lindsay Lohan thinks are too disgusting” should be the fucking best paid job in the world.
What the fuck? The guy has money and it’s a pretty easy fix. Why the fuck would you go around looking like that? Christ on a donkey that is fucking gross. Still too good for Lohan.
Even the rotting corpse of Christ on a rotting donkey wouldn’t be too good for Lohan.
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Charlie Sheen's mouth, while reasonably repellent in every way to normal people, somehow too gross also for coke-Dyson Lindsay Lohan to make out with. -Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN