“I wonder if she likes Cubans.”

“Well, hey there honey. You have a certain ….er…. thickness that I can appreciate in a woman”

good lord, she’s just his type.

Dude can spot the ideal firm but gentle grip a mile off.

Man, I miss Bill. At least back then it was just the interns getting screwed, and not everyone.

By far, our most entertaining President.

I knew at least one entertaining image would emerge from all that long winded America the Greatest mumbo jumbo.

“Hey, sugar cookie.”

I’m…dreaming…I’m a black…microphone…

Weeeell if it isn’t ol Long Dong Silver himself! Auditioning a white one this time, Cap’n?