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“That’s my wife, Carolyn. See the way the paint on the doghouse matches her high heels and her kerchief? The way her bra and panties match the backdrop? That’s not an accident. I can tell you this: the high point of my day will not be jerking off in the shower.” – my awesome remake of American Beauty