I want to eff the Internet so hard right now…
[Ed. Note: Quick bit of site news that none of you will read because why the hell would you ever stop looking at the top pic. (No, really, what are you doing down here?) I'm without a Photo Boy this week, yet as this post demonstrates, you'll still be seductively penetrated in the eye with beautiful pictorial shaftness. So bear with me, and I promise to do that thing you like or offer to buy you shoes to make up for my inadequacies. It's something of a skill of mine. My mutant power if you will. - SW]
h/t i09
Photos: Brandon Bird, INFdaily

































This is the most adorably terrified I’ve ever been
So the blogger implies that Photo Boy’s vacation may land me a new pair of shoes?
What a bunch of BS…..can’t even get clear shots of most shoes on this site.
He implies that my asshole is fiddna get licked but that’s BS too cuz assholes always get pink starred.
amazing. Also..I have to say, the Beiber hair looks much more adorable on Peter than it does on the Beibs. I just wanna pick him up and put him in my pocket!
I just *heart* everything about the Dink! And he’s perfect sized for pockets!
I’ve already got the perfect sized Dink in my pocket.
Ohhh I love shoes!
I’m more of a Sketchers kinda guy.
I guess this means your knocking off at 1:30 instead of 2:30 today?
If PD doesn’t get People’s sexiest man alive for 2012, I’m done with Game of Thrones. Yeah, I watch it. In fact, I want to see him square off against special guest Skarsgard in a joust. That may just bring the world to its knees.
Cock joust?
Knowing that series, it’s quite possible.
PD & Skarsgard? I’m on my knees just thinking about it…oh wait.
I take a size 7.5 shoe, by the way.
that’s why he is an american…………..
Is he threatening to cut me down to size?
You better not go berserker on me little guy! Oh c’mere, I can’t stay mad at you!
i was hoping this was brandon bird
imo wolverine ftw!