Peter Dinklage Should Win Every Award Show Every Time

September 18th, 2011 // 62 Comments

He did not just strut. — SQUEEEEE!

Seriously, if you don’t want to snatch that up in a burlap bag and force it to mix you drinks from a tiny bar inside your fridge, you’ve lost all sense of child-like wonder. I don’t even want to know you.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Peter Dinklage Emmys
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s got more sex appeal in this shot than Tom Cruise has in his entire body. Which, to be fair, is pretty much the same size.

  2. forrest gump

    people feel sorry he has to live with his hight day after day………………

  3. Minky Wail

    His acceptance speech was too short.

  4. Peter Dinklage Emmys
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Goosestepping dwarfs: when the crash of the jackboot meets the patter of tiny feet.

  5. It’s Midge, Midge Bond.

  6. V

    I’d do him.

  7. Champ

    Someone?
    Anyone?

    Come on.

    HE’S AN ANGRY ELF.

  8. Peter Dinklage Emmys
    Champ
    Commented on this photo:

    Sex appeal?

    Are you a pedophile?

  9. JPC

    I’m just wondering who had the awkward job of running out to the stage and adjusting the mike 3 feet down after his name was called.

  10. DrunkRussian

    This guy not only broke into the most image-obsessed, self-absorbed, shallow businesses God ever created, but he’s succeeding at it. And he’s a fucking dwarf. Major props. I’ve got nothing bad to say about him.

  11. jules

    you’re?

  12. And your point is?

  13. He’s a good actor, but why was his Emmy bigger than everybody else’s?

  14. blah-blah-blah-global warming-blah-blah-blah-greenhouse gases

    • TomFrank

      You know, I ran this through two translator programs, and that’s about what I came away with.

    • OK, you deleted the foreign language environmental rant, so can you delete my formerly attached reply so I don’t look like a bigger rambling idiot than I already am?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a beautiful moment not just for the little people but all humankind.
    I’m sorry, what did he win again? Best hair in a TV series?

  16. Cock Dr

    That little tux is so cute. The tailor probably couldn’t stop giggling the entire time they were sewing it up.

  17. Jill

    I started squeeling and yelling “Look at him, he’s wearing people clothes!!!” Kinda cheapened a well earned win but I couldn’t help myself.

  18. dontlooknow

    The poor man’s George Clooney….

  19. cc

    Cool, he wore a gold suit and the Emmy is dressed in tuxedo!

  20. Peter Dinklage Emmys
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    “I accept this award on behalf of everyone in the Lollipop Guild. Thank you.”

  21. Lol I had no idea he was currently on tv, I just thought the writer was oddly obsessed with him.

    • Miklos

      If you didn’t watch season one of Game of Thrones you fail at life.

    • No, in an unusual twist for ANY Hollywood production, the character is a dwarf for no reason other than it sometimes happens in the real world too. It’s not comedy relief, it’s a serious role.

      In the books, Tyrion is a semi-major character…but Dinklage ran away with the whole damn show. He owns it.

  22. OnTheRealThough

    So glad he won this award…very well-deserved.

    I hear that the book for season 2 is mainly about him, too. Won’t be shocked if he wins next year then!

  23. Peter Dinklage Emmys
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    Big deal, he has a whole pot of ‘em back at the rainbow…

  24. rican

    “HONEY, I shrunk Dennis Miller!”

  25. Freebie

    He is the hottest little person I’ve ever seen. I loved him in Death at a Funeral. I’d do him with pleasure. Would probably be a little kinky.

  26. BigOkie

    They also managed to catch him “mid levitation” which was a nice touch.

  27. Peter Dinklage Emmys
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    I dare you to call him an elf.

  28. WhatTheHolyHeck

    Way to be condescending about an Emmy award winning actor.

  29. nuttebutter

    A Lannister always walks like a pimp!

  30. Mama Pinkus

    Great actor and a cutie pie too

  31. Lou

    This is one child actor who isn’t aging too well.

  32. I just want to know if they gave him a full size Emmy or one that looks normal at the top but disproportionate everywhere else.

  33. NivaX

    He’s an amazing actor, glad he won it!

  34. He’s sexy, articulate, and conveys incredible depth. Have you seen him in “The Station Agent”? Remarkable. Love him.

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