Pete Wentz: ‘Ashlee Simpson Wouldn’t Stop Partying’

February 18th, 2011 // 37 Comments

From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with the baby. Now his friends are coming forward and saying it was actually Ashlee who was out late partying for months with a “crew of skateboarders” and neglecting Bronx. Us Weekly reports:

“She would lose track of time,” the insider says.
Fall Out Boy rocker Wentz, 31, “started getting burnt out” by those antics, another source says. On the road with his band, he “would constantly check in on Ashlee, and he’d have his friends call the house and her cell to make sure she said she was where she said she was going to be,” an insider explains. “He felt like he couldn’t trust her.”

I’m actually inclined to believe this story because the Simpson family has a long and documented history of drinking themselves ass-tarded. Not to mention it hinges on Ashlee Simpson surrounding herself with men who don’t wear makeup or cry for hours on end for no reason. I hear chicks are into that. “So you’re going to have sex with me, but without sucking your thumb and clutching a wool scarf afterward? Wow, I think I already came. But, hey, next time we’ll try it your way with the penis stuff. Pinky swear.”

Photos: WENN

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  1. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    boo hoo

  2. Bastard

    ugh! shes gross.

    Id prefer the sweat from her sisters taint…after she had a long draft beer and hot wings evening prior.

  3. Mia

    Why does she have a comb-over?

    • Ed

      Seriously! All the hairstyles of the world to choose from and she picks that thing? There’s a reason it’s so unique: no one else wants to look like a ‘tard.

  4. Dipstick

    Gah, would you believe I have friends that actually brag about knowing her. Boo…next story.

    • warren

      Please urge your friends to urge her to please never perform again – the ship hasn’t sailed since it was never there in the first place.

      Oh, and eat a sandwich, get some sun, and buy a wig.

  5. Richard McBeef

    she’s a nice pixie dyke but I’m guessing steric hindrance from that chin would significantly decrease the efficiency of eating Wentz’s pussy.

  6. Jill Ess

    What’s that in her ear? Looks like an ID tag used to identify livestock.

  7. “rocker” Wentz…. Rocker?? In what universe?

    • Richard McBeef

      He really must be really into those chins. Surprised he hasn’t gonna after Jessica – she’s got three of them.

  8. hate the little boy hair. come on bitches you’re never going to be twiggy even if you put on mod clothes. fuck off.

    and yeah i’d drink too if my career was based on lipsynching

  9. babooda

    She’s a Simpson,what else does anyone need to know?

  10. jojo

    Ashley also broke her strap on off in Pete’s ass. Which left him bummed out. Or in bummed. Wait, what?

  11. Greenman

    To be fair, I’m still partying from last weekend.

  12. JohnB

    How has she not killed anybody with that chin?

  13. G

    Even this transformation attempt from Ashley didn’t fooled Pete. The lost of weight for losing a cup of bra and the boyish haircut were insufficent in bed….

  14. Ashlee Simpson
    Stickyheels
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    lazy eye?

  15. Satan's bitch

    Oooooo, evil pixie Ashlee!

    So Petey boy thinks divorcing her is gonna what, make her stop partying it up? Who the hell does he think is going to get primary custody of the brat while he’s out on tour, eh? Fucking idiot.

  16. XFX

    I think the “neglect” started when they named the baby. It’s pretty much doomed now, anyway.

  17. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Really? everyones just gonna let “a crew of skateboarders” pass by without so much as a snicker? These people are in their 30s people! What is this: ROCKET POWER???

  18. Burt

    She was hanging out with skateboarders? How old are his “friends” to come up with such a lame excuse for him? Beside, if he really was worried he would have found an excuse to cancel the tour.

  19. Mike Nike

    I wanna fuck her right in the ANUS PIPE!!!!!!!!!!

  20. She really should have sprung for the chin job to go with the nose job.

  21. Michelle Trachenberg must be laughing herself silly right now.

  22. I thought all the elves left Middle Earth ages ago…

  23. pessimism

    She needs to gain 20 pounds to get her tits back and LOSE THE WONK EYE. Seriously, what is with all the wonk eyes in hollywood these days? They surgically correct any other flaw on their body but not the wonk eye? Makes no sense.

  24. patrix

    I have a strange urge to play Zelda…but fuck, the Water Temple is too hard.

  25. Gerf

    Is this where we post comments,…
    Sorry I was just not sure due to the 30million fucking flash ads with embedded video and real time camera links in 1080p to shoebacca.com so we can see 1 shoe on a shelf in realtime. I was going to click in the page and scroll down to the discussions but it seems every spot on the page is not a hot spot that links to an ad. (and that’s only when the site hasn’t been hijacked and trying to load viruses on startup)

    Thanks for jumping the shark superficial, one less thing to deal with or care for.

  26. Jebus, I remember her not being hot, but she is freaking horrible looking!

  27. sweet baby dee

    she should have that mole looked at. ew.

  28. GG1000

    She looks like vicious little elf in these pics, much more interesting than her usual look.

    Nobody that skinny is drinking too much – coke maybe….

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