And by epic I mean Rhino’s pants fall down while Spider-Man’s all like, “Tee hee diddly doo!” the dances a jig. Suck it, Avengers.
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So…Spidey is holding what appears to be a “shake weight” while Rhino is pantsless?
I don’t remember my Amazing Spiderman as well as I thought I did.
Maybe Spidey’s just not as amazing as we all remember him.
Maybe…but if there is as much anal sex as it looks like there is going to be in this film, McFeely might get to write another 5 star review.
This is starting to look like a really bad fan film…
Or something out of that movie I never saw where Jack Black and Mos Def have to re-create all the videos they erased in the video store.
Sorry, comic books fans, but this series is soooo played out.
this looks cheese. i hope they flash up *POW* when Giamatti’s pants fall down.
Spider-Man: lowering crime in NYC one fleshlight shoplifter at a time.
Oh, this must be from the scene where Spidey has to inject the nanites into V.I.K.I.’s core and thwart her plan to use the NS-5 robots to take over the world.
Paul looks ready to chew up some set scenery. Don’t hold that man back…this is what he’s good at.
They cast my uncle Boris as Rhino? Oh, wait, that’s not him. He’s not wearing sandals with those black socks.
He looks like the white extremist version of Richard Simmons.
Damnit. Who served him merlot?
“Can’t stop those kids from dancing but why would you want to
Especially when you are already getting good?
‘Cause when your mind don’t move then your knees don’t bend
But don’t go blaming the kids again
When the morning comes”
I am assuming his arms are webbed and he is not giving himself a hug. LOL
“Fermentation process, shmermentation shmocess.”
“I’m Paul Giamatti, and I approve of this comic book adaptation.”
“How many times do I have to return this to Farrah Abraham?”
“You win this time, Merlot-Man!”
He’ll walk away with the entire film, as Heath Ledger did when he played The Joker in Batman.
Giamatti is a very good and underrated actor, but topping Heath’s performance would be pretty tough.
“Hold together, cheeks!”
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