Spider-Man Vs. Paul Giamatti’s Rhino Is The Epic Comic Book Movie Battle You’ve Been Waiting For

May 14th, 2013 // 26 Comments

And by epic I mean Rhino’s pants fall down while Spider-Man’s all like, “Tee hee diddly doo!” the dances a jig. Suck it, Avengers.

Photos: Splash News

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    Icehawg
    Commented on this photo:

    So…Spidey is holding what appears to be a “shake weight” while Rhino is pantsless?

    I don’t remember my Amazing Spiderman as well as I thought I did.

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    Andrew
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    This is starting to look like a really bad fan film…

  3. cc

    Sorry, comic books fans, but this series is soooo played out.

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Acting!

  5. this looks cheese. i hope they flash up *POW* when Giamatti’s pants fall down.

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    Ladypants
    Commented on this photo:

    Spider-Man: lowering crime in NYC one fleshlight shoplifter at a time.

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    Oh, this must be from the scene where Spidey has to inject the nanites into V.I.K.I.’s core and thwart her plan to use the NS-5 robots to take over the world.

    No?

  8. Cock Dr

    Paul looks ready to chew up some set scenery. Don’t hold that man back…this is what he’s good at.

  9. They cast my uncle Boris as Rhino? Oh, wait, that’s not him. He’s not wearing sandals with those black socks.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like the white extremist version of Richard Simmons.

  11. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Damnit. Who served him merlot?

  12. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can’t stop those kids from dancing but why would you want to
    Especially when you are already getting good?
    ‘Cause when your mind don’t move then your knees don’t bend
    But don’t go blaming the kids again

    When the morning comes”

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    John
    Commented on this photo:

    I am assuming his arms are webbed and he is not giving himself a hug. LOL

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fermentation process, shmermentation shmocess.”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m Paul Giamatti, and I approve of this comic book adaptation.”

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    flaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Jazz Hands!

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “How many times do I have to return this to Farrah Abraham?”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You win this time, Merlot-Man!”

  19. Paul Giamatti The Rhino Andrew Garfield Full Spidey Suit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    He’ll walk away with the entire film, as Heath Ledger did when he played The Joker in Batman.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hold together, cheeks!”

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh no, someone shot Spider-Man with the Dubstep Ray!

  22. Ugh

    This is scene straight out of 60s Spiderman.

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