Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver

As absolutely everyone, including people in his own party, continues to be not even close to surprised by the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love-child with the help and kept it a secret from Maria Shriver while the woman worked in their home and brought the kid around for a decade, Patrick Schwarzenegger has now reacted even further than just saying he had a shitty day by changing his name to Patrick Shriver. Which makes sense considering there’s an 11-year-old Hispanic Arnold running around, and apparently several high school football stars who just assumed they were from Krpyton. “Mahm and dahd, vhy can I throw a vootbahl into space? Is it a tumah?”

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