Patrick Schwarzenegger Changed His Name to Patrick Shriver

The Superficial | May 18, 2011 - 10:05 am

As absolutely everyone, including people in his own party, continues to be not even close to surprised by the news that Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love-child with the help and kept it a secret from Maria Shriver while the woman worked in their home and brought the kid around for a decade, Patrick Schwarzenegger has now reacted even further than just saying he had a shitty day by changing his name to Patrick Shriver. Which makes sense considering there’s an 11-year-old Hispanic Arnold running around, and apparently several high school football stars who just assumed they were from Krpyton. “Mahm and dahd, vhy can I throw a vootbahl into space? Is it a tumah?”

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