Patrick Stewart Is A Treasure

Here’s Patrick Stewart just hanging out with his 35-year-old girlfriend Sunny Ozell and teaching her such secrets of his trade as the quadruple take in response to a woman’s hindquarters because Patrick Stewart is one part your adorable grandfather, one part badass and all parts Patrick Fucking Stewart. Which is why I don’t buy the claims that he’s stoned because what the hell does Patrick Stewart need to get high on besides Patrick Stewart? The man probably wakes up in the morning tripping his balls off him. I hear if he looks at himself in a mirror, he’ll swear that chair just talked. And looks like Jonathan Frakes. (I’m a lonely, lonely man.)