Paris Hilton makes ugly faces

April 11th, 2007 // 79 Comments
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  1. NicotineEyePatch

    So THAT’S why he looks like that! The smell of Paris’ fishwater enemas.
    I hope he barfs right in her stupid face and that someone films it.

  2. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    This bitch CONSISTENTLY looks like an acid-induced Cabaret trip.

  3. woodhorse

    If she wasn’t so skanky I’d feel sorry for her having to drug a gay guy to go out in public with her. I don’t have to drug Carson Kressley- he really loves me.

  4. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    49–I guess it WAS a bra!

    Next week she’ll have humongous rhoids hanging out her ass and everyone will be wondering if they’re real-only to stuff them back in a week later and everyone will be going, “Where did they go?!”.

  5. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    All the “bra” voters are cheering & collecting $$ and all the “surgery” voters are paying out LOL

    *I lost THAT bet bigger’n shit!

  6. woodhorse

    #54, #55, Next time you bitches will listen to me when I tell you it can be done with playdoh. I WAS RIGHT ON THE BRA.

  7. woodhorse

    #54#55 *same person* – you stunned me with the hemmorhoid analogy (excellent)

  8. woodhorse

    In 4th pic – what disease does she have now that she has a rash all over the back of her arms?? why does Josh look like he has no IQ??

  9. MrSemprini

    Somebody please tell me that there is unedited video of this “enema”. This is like the epitome of the American Dream!

  10. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    57–Thanks dude, I aim to please-lol!
    Although I was only half kidding about the ‘rhoids. I fully expect her to pull off a stunt like that or one similar. I put nothing past her.

  11. crazyotto

    Dear Paris,Don’t you realize I’m the badest mother-fer on the east coast and your going to come home to my efficiency apt. and we are going to tool on my harley(that you buy me) and we will make many babies.

  12. crazyotto

    your destiny,crazy-o

  13. Carsten5577

    She looks like such a retard with her mouth always have open, have closed…always in a position to stick a dick in her mouth. Herpes-infested cunt.

  14. pookiedoo

    She has a permanent, “I-just-farted-but-you’ll-never-get-me-to-admit-it” cocky look about her. And she looks like she’s made of plastic to boot. Let’s set her on fire!!!

  15. MonkeyBoy

    To me, Josh looks like he’s stoned. Which would explain why he’s hanging around with Paris.

    You have to be stoned out of your mind to be able to put up with a woman THAT stupid.

  16. Ummm… that’s the same retarded face she always makes!!!

  17. licklick

    I’d hit it.

    I mean the guy.

    No, I mean the guy’s sister.

    Or the guy’s dead grandmother.

    Anybody but Paris.

    Yeah.

  18. MC Fresh

    TOOLS

  19. Lowlands

    Those face expressions she must have learned at the set of ‘girls gone wild’.It’s probably also the only education she’ve ever had in her life till now.

  20. whitegold

    Who is he? (I’m sure if I read some early posts, this question would have already been asked and answered…but I’m feeling lazy today…)

    And I don’t actually think she’s had much plastic surgery, has she?

  21. FruitySkittles

    He was also in a few episodes of Desperate Housewives.

  22. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    Paris Hilton IS an ugly face. She’s a combination bird/monster from under your kid’s bed

  23. I love the “944 Look” everybody tries to give when they are trying to look cool. Idiots. But I like parties at clubs. I ain’t no nerd. Read my book.

  24. Yourfairytale

    I don’t think she MAKES ugly faces. Her face is just naturally ugly.

  25. billabong021

    that guy is one hi niga pie

  26. B.Dippy

    Goodness he’s awfully gay looking!

  27. LorD_SNuFf

    What a vacuous pair, i’m surpirsed that they don’t create a vortex when they kiss, causing both their empty heads to implode. similtainiously.Possibly causing the entire planet to be sucked in the the black hole left in their wake…..or maybe that’s just me.

  28. andrea

    I THINK PARIS HILTON IS AS UGLY AS IT CAN GET!!

  29. courtney

    I almost laughed to death on all these comments…i love all of them.Tay bitch is a douche bag.What is she and that faggot trying to prove who has the most lip injections…how pethetic these jackass’s are!

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