Paris Hilton is an awesome big sister

Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron celebrated his birthday last night at Apple Lounge in LA. Being the bestest big sister in the whole wide world, Paris showed up to the party – but only to use it as a backdrop for her reality show Paris Hilton’s My British BFF. Jesus. It’s bad enough she leeched off her little brother, but it wasn’t even for the American version of the show. That’s a kick in the junk. Sort of like the time my dad ran over the dog on my eighth birthday. Okay, maybe it’s nothing like that time. But, while we’re on the subject, let’s agree my therapist is really the one who should “quit crying about it to hookers.”

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