Paris Hilton hates reading

hilton_menu.jpgAccording to Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton threw a tantrum in a restaurant because nobody would read the menu to her. Paris Hilton has to be the most entertaining individual in the world. She pulls the kind of crap that you would expect to see in a TV show, except it’s her real life. I’m sort of hoping that she’ll just lose her mind one day and start riding on the backs of servants instead of driving a car. She could even have a whip and yell things like “Faster! I’m going to be late for my important meeting!” Man, that would be so funny to watch.

“Last time I met her we were in a restaurant together – she slammed the menu down and screamed, ‘I hate reading! Someone tell me what’s on the menu!’ I mean, I’m blonde but c’mon.”