Paris Hilton gets her sue on
January 30th, 2007 // 109 Comments
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anothershityear | January 30, 2007 at 9:38 am
ha !
Giggles | January 30, 2007 at 9:39 am
I think that the ever-smart Mz. Hilton needs a little lesson in grammar: it would be “my sister’s and my private belongings….”
Alas, Mz. Hilton, you by your own deeds have left nothing to be private anyhow.
anothershityear | January 30, 2007 at 9:39 am
sow what you reap
Jason The Barbarian | January 30, 2007 at 9:39 am
A day late and a dollar short. Whore.
Me | January 30, 2007 at 9:40 am
And….. Paris is still a twat.
Rochford | January 30, 2007 at 9:40 am
All that money and she’s smoking out of a metal pipe? That’s just depressing.
anothershityear | January 30, 2007 at 9:42 am
sorry, web browser fuck ups and rushed typing
i wish there was some way of deleting fucked-up posts
i meant to say
“ha!
reap what you sow”
that’s it for the day, my shitty job awaits.
double-secret probation | January 30, 2007 at 9:42 am
“I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters’ private personal belongings for commercial gain,”
Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t she been exploiting HERSELF for commercial gain these past few years? She’s probably just pissed that she didn’t think of it, first…and that she’s not reaping any of the profits.
Niki_Jacob | January 30, 2007 at 9:45 am
Spark it up Sparky, whoops I mean Paris….
Tulgeyhat13 | January 30, 2007 at 9:47 am
I agree with #6.
Money can’t buy class :(
HollyJ | January 30, 2007 at 9:48 am
Why did they post pics of Clay Aiken with a story about Paris?
Juliabella | January 30, 2007 at 9:48 am
I am sure you guys all love her… if not, what are you doing in there????
TWO FACES!!!
the_stone | January 30, 2007 at 9:50 am
#6 – exactly what i was thinking.
I might be broke as hell…but at least I have a nice glass piece.
Binky | January 30, 2007 at 9:50 am
I don’t see why she’s complaining.
For 40 bucks she can get her stuff back at that site – which is cheaper than her original rental !
Run it by your accountant Paris.
Juliabella | January 30, 2007 at 9:53 am
What tells you it’s a metal pipe??? It’s maybe gold with some diamonds on it and signed by fucking Versace!!! Her values are so low that I would’nt even be surprised!!
ESQ | January 30, 2007 at 9:54 am
Where the fuck is she at? Some sort of low budget hotel or crack house? Nice crooked picture on the wall..what a dumb ass for letting herself get photographed hittin’ the pipe
RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors | January 30, 2007 at 9:56 am
identity theft? no one takes you seriously when you fill your name in as Paris Hilton
fame is funny | January 30, 2007 at 9:57 am
She looks like she has some decent nuggets there…what a waste.
BigJim | January 30, 2007 at 9:57 am
When I first read this I thought it said, “Paris Hilton Gets Her Jew On.”
I figured she was now banging the son of some wealthy New York Jewish banker. After all, there are only so many Greek shipping heirs out there…
combustion8 | January 30, 2007 at 10:01 am
I thought the title read “Paris found dead in gutter” needless to say i was disapointed.
Joshingya31 | January 30, 2007 at 10:02 am
So someone bought her crap for $2,775 and sold it for $10 million. That tells me two things. 1. Someone is a genius and 2. Someone is a fucking moron.
DrunkBlogger | January 30, 2007 at 10:08 am
That’s nothing. One time I was bangin’ Paris, while we were watching old Popeye cartoons, and she busted out a rolled up dollar bill, a can of spinach, and did 8 lines! She got so jacked after that!
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 10:09 am
I’m not surprised ofcourse Paris is suggesting here she’s smoking something what’s stuffed in a metal pipe.I’m just amazed to see she knows at least how to handle a “pipe”.
86 | January 30, 2007 at 10:11 am
She’s just pissed that someone ELSE is finally profiting from the exploitation. Other than herself. Be-Because she’s a walking exploitation of herself. The whore.
ch474 | January 30, 2007 at 10:11 am
I hate Paris so much, she forces me to use a word that I don’t get the chance to use the often. Paris Hilton is a cunt. Not a nice pretty, well manicured healthy cunt … no the only difference between Paris and some used up disease ridden crack whore cunt is Grandpapa’s money.
I hate Paris Hilton.
Maybe if we all just turn around and ignore this cunt, she’ll shrivel up into a pile of dust and blow away. C’mon people, nothing to look at.
eastcoastgirl | January 30, 2007 at 10:11 am
She is incredibly stupid.
86 | January 30, 2007 at 10:12 am
16 I don’t know whats worse, that, or the fact that she’s wearing a tommy hilfiger shirt.
86 | January 30, 2007 at 10:20 am
Like she needs more money!! She didn’t pay the bill, the skanky skank…she knew what would happen. Who keeps shit like that in storage and then doesn’t pay the bill??
misanthrope | January 30, 2007 at 10:22 am
@27… The tommy shirt is enough to despise anyone.
Why is she ‘appalled’ all of a sudden? She wasn’t back when the crap was auctioned off. Much less about her own behavior. Identity theft? No. Harassment? Yes. It’s just more of the same. No one is shocked. Does anything make her blush?
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 10:24 am
On the third photo,look at the remainings what’s left of her pig-tails.Maybe she left them at the set of ‘girls gone wild’.
coma12 | January 30, 2007 at 10:25 am
Agag! A metal pipe?! Who the hell smokes a metal pipe? Who sells them? Maybe it was her mothers during those freer times in the 1800s.
She is such a moron, everyone knows that Popeye was so hard-core he would eat his stash straight, no chaser and would never be caught doing something so stupid as snorting his spinach! Everybody else also knows that snorting spinach makes you forget to pay your storage locker fees.
Oh, I guess it is too late for that.
N@ughty | January 30, 2007 at 10:32 am
well that’s original. Heiress Princess Paris Hilton suing someone ONCE AGAIN because she was irresponsible and didn’t “think” or in this case, she didn’t scratch the top of her head and say “oh..hehe.” but then again, you can’t save a dipshit, you can only watch them get dumber and dumber and dumber…the list goes on my friend.
~N@ughty
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 10:46 am
Any pig-tails found on ebay yet?
N'Arianne | January 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
PARIS HILTON IS STILL HOT. Oh, no, wait…that was a an echo from a parallel universe or something. Sorry everyone. False alarm.
tits_on_snack | January 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
It’s like the dude who stole someone’s photos, tried to pass them off as his own, got caught, and then tried to sue for defamation of character:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kk/206114040/
farty mcshitface | January 30, 2007 at 10:54 am
this is seriously funny. lousy twat gets a little bit of justice done to her. with all that money she has access to, she wouldn’t even pay a lousy storage fee. she is getting exactly what she deserves. i hope the people she is suing counter-sue the bitch.
Lowlands | January 30, 2007 at 10:54 am
Hey imagine this.Paris is suing the seller on ebay because he’s selling her pig-tails.Hilarious!
Peter Coffin | January 30, 2007 at 10:55 am
And to think, all it took was her not paying a $295 god damn storage bill and she is up shit creek.
SpiderMomma | January 30, 2007 at 10:57 am
Okay, the belongings got auctioned off, someone bought them. Now, feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but whoever bought them, wasn’t the stuff theirs to do with as they saw fit? Unless she can sue on some case of invasion of privacy. She’s the glittering jewel of amazing stupidity for not paying the freaking storage bill. As someone else already pointed out, who stores such personal belongings then try to stiff the storage facility? Especially someone who is as supposedly famous as Ms. Hilton is? This girl proves once again she’s not only a skank, but an idiotic/ignorant one at that.
N'Arianne | January 30, 2007 at 10:59 am
I wish I was famous. Seriously…you could sell your own shit and people would buy it.
And by shit I mean my excrement. I’d be seriosuly rich… Toe nail clippings…”This is the toe nail clipping from last Thursday, so it has been to the opening of this and that big film. Limited edition!”
the_stone | January 30, 2007 at 11:03 am
I’d hit it…………………
with a f’n frying pan.
tits_on_snack | January 30, 2007 at 11:04 am
Yeah even though the belongings are legally the posession of somebody else, she still has grounds to sue for defamation of character if they’re using them in a malicious attempt to, like, do stuff, or something, hey look a birdie.
SpiderMomma | January 30, 2007 at 11:16 am
Thanks for pointing that out. Expert in all things sue-worthy I am not.
chilichz | January 30, 2007 at 11:22 am
I’m still in shock that she could spell “apalled” let alone know what the definition means. –oh wait that is what “spellcheck” is for I guess. Who gives a flying monkey’s ass about her or her fugtard of a family?
I’m still “apalled” that more than 2 people bought her wack record album (and I used that term referring to her “singing” in the loosest sense of the word”
veggi | January 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
she’s smoking vaginal wart cream hoping that gets rid of them. Oh, sparis.
N'Arianne | January 30, 2007 at 11:32 am
No. Paris can’t spell. She uses an untrained monkey to write her letters. It’s actually been camouflaged into looking like a chihuahua. She doesn’t want to be linked to Michael Jackson and his monkey. I think child molestation is the only thing missing on the list of “things Paris Hilton has done”. Quite sure.
wedgeone | January 30, 2007 at 11:33 am
#7 – thank you for correcting your erroneous post. You have separated yourself from the DamYELLs of the world.
#21 & 28 – Yah! True … true.
#42 – there is no defamation of character here. Since the site is conclusive evidence OF HER EVIL WAYS, I’d call it DEFINITION of character. The only reason Paris is suing is because they are hoping that the defendant cannot afford the legal fees required to keep the site up. Yet, if you’ve paid $10 million for that crap, I’m fairly certain that you can afford a lengthy court battle. I hope that it goes to trial, and the judge throws the suit out on the grounds of the stupidity and negligence of the plaintiff.
“If you don’t want to lose your stuff, reach into your change purse & cough up the rental fees. It’s not like she DOESN’T SPEND THAT MUCH on a steak dinner and all.
Wouldn’t you just start rolling if you found out that Joe Francis was involved in this scheme somehow?
wedgeone | January 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
Sorry – I just realized that I was shouting. Carry on.
Sheva | January 30, 2007 at 11:37 am
The whore has no case. She has become a “public figure” and by that I mean when you have sex in the “public” square without even charging for it well, what can you possibly imply that is demeaning and defaming to yourself after the fact?
Best of luck to America’s favorite stupid whore.
Peter Coffin | January 30, 2007 at 11:39 am
America’s favorite cumguzzling, retarded, lazy-eyed, stupid whore, you mean.