Paris Hilton got plastered last night in London while she’s in town promoting the British edition of My New BFF. She also made probably the most sensual face I’ve seen in my life. I’m actually contemplating a lifetime of itchiness over here.
In the meantime, I may have added some captions to a couple of these photos just like I’ve been secretly doing to previous posts, but who’s to say? Hint hint nudge nudge.
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elias | January 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm
first!
sexysucks | January 28, 2009 at 5:05 pm
FEED THAT GIRL!!
McFeely Smackup | January 28, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Her knees make me hungry for chicken.
TOOL | January 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm
mmmm… chicken
rrriiiika | January 28, 2009 at 5:08 pm
eeew.
lovely | January 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I can’t decide if I love or hate that dress. But more power to Paris she’s rich, drunk, skinny, and does whatever she pleases, never having to have done anything in her life to get there. God bless America…
Grandpa | January 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
IS THERE A MESSAGE STRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HER LEGS??
Grandpa | January 28, 2009 at 5:11 pm
IS THERE A MESSAGE STRAPPED AROUND ONE OF HER LEGS??
meee | January 28, 2009 at 5:14 pm
why is the anorexia phase from like 4 years ago coming back again? paris & lindsay had put on some weight finally now they’ve lost it again.
the big kahuna | January 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
if her dress didn’t have those black spots on the sides it would be adorable.
lou | January 28, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Does this stupid ass bitch think she is a model or what the fuck, I am so sick of seeing this slug and these dumb ass posses, I think they need to throw her ass back in jail, Then the bitch can do her bend over pose while Matilda is shoving a billy club up her ass
At least the Chihuahua is worth looking at
CaptainMorgan | January 28, 2009 at 5:21 pm
She looks like a total mongoloid in the first pic. Guess she ‘relaxed’ for a moment and revealed her true self…
tahnee | January 28, 2009 at 5:23 pm
her droopy eye is really distracting
Charlie Caligula | January 28, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Way to drop the ball with the captions.
Bob Loblaw | January 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Wow. Stick to… uh, NOT writing captions.
Vince Lombardi | January 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Those are to hide the pit stains.
Vince Lombardi | January 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm
And her slabs of calluses on her knees are…. well…. *you* know.
Not blind | January 28, 2009 at 5:44 pm
He did write captions, Rhodes Scholars. They’re at the top.
Kelley | January 28, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Gawd, she has had so much plastic surgery on her nose that it’s damned near down to the size of a knife blade, and it looks horrid … all that money and zero brains … vapid creature.
AJ | January 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm
so uhh…did anyone proof read this? the captions blow. not funny. at. all.
joanna | January 28, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Her LEGS, people, ewwwwwww!!!! just horrible. my god!!! she really looks like the Big Bird in that yellow dress. to make it even funnier, she’s always acting as if she were a stunning beauty. the faces, the poses…. i mean c’mon!!! you’renot fooling anybody, just give it a rest already.
bebe | January 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Her wonky eye is looking scarier than ever. It seems to be shriveling up much quicker than I’d have hoped!
n | January 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
i thought she got her nose fixed what is wrong with that thing? Maybe she should try labioplasty on that thing.
Jacgirl | January 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Is there a new writer? The captions have been of the fairly sucky variety lately….
Bob Loblaw | January 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm
> > He did write captions, Rhodes Scholars. They’re at the top.
Yeah, we all saw them. They sucked.
speed racer | January 28, 2009 at 6:25 pm
why is she ripping the rear view mirror off that moto?
what a bitch…
justifiable | January 28, 2009 at 6:27 pm
“Sensual face”? Looks like she had her right eye fixed to match the wonky left one. No wonder she’s down to bones, her eyes won’t focus so she can find a sandwich.
el ces | January 28, 2009 at 6:28 pm
That last shot, of her legs, is mean.
They’re nice legs, but the timing is cruel.
addled | January 28, 2009 at 6:52 pm
her feet are ginormous!
SB | January 28, 2009 at 6:55 pm
looks good, i think.
dude | January 28, 2009 at 7:01 pm
the fish is schooling us on comments! Be sure to read the one under the pics of her nasty legs and feet. ROFL
Whook Aires | January 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm
The bee’s knees.
t9 | January 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm
2nd Picture Caption Lol
Sara | January 28, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Look! It’s the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
Sara | January 28, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Look! It’s the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
Sara | January 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Look! It’s the Paris Hilton bobblehead!
AbsolutNico | January 28, 2009 at 7:45 pm
hahahahahahha
AbsolutNico | January 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm
hahahahahahha
xX | January 28, 2009 at 7:58 pm
leave the captions to the commenters.
benjaminbutton55 | January 28, 2009 at 8:13 pm
she’s F*ckable!!!
I like to meet and date hot tall model girs on ===Tallmatching.com=== they are not just sensual but sincere!!!
spinal | January 28, 2009 at 9:03 pm
cocaine…it’s a helluva drug!
timmy the dying boy | January 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Chicken legs!
gerard Vandenberg | January 28, 2009 at 10:17 pm
SKELETGIRL SCARES ME HERE!!
Brooke | January 28, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Wait, her boobs vanished again. I’m confused, it’s like four years ago when trying to figure out Britney Spears’s vanishing/reappearing cup size.
Diane | January 28, 2009 at 11:09 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/paris_hilton_gets_drunk_all_ov.php?bfm_index=9 WTF is wrong with her eyes??? One is 3 times the size of the other. Her face looks like a cartoon.
calypso | January 28, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Is that a spatula being used to open the car door? What to the MF hell is that?
hedgehog | January 29, 2009 at 1:01 am
Hmmm, those little red lights over her crotch in pics 7 and 12 must be a warning light to stay away, or a reflection off a sequin …. I’m going with warning light
GG1000 | January 29, 2009 at 1:27 am
Did she get jealous of all the attention Lohan was getting and decided to try anorexia, too?
GG1000 | January 29, 2009 at 1:27 am
Did she get jealous of all the attention Lohan was getting and decided to try anorexia, too?
Eww GROSS | January 29, 2009 at 3:43 am
She definitely looks like the poster girl for AIDS.
She’ll do anything to get attention..or be in front of the camera..SAD.