Paris Hilton Free
Paris Hilton will not face any charges after allegedly stealing a copy of her sex video from a newsstand. Mind bogglingly, the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office dropped the case due to lack of evidence, despite a damn security tape showing Paris stealing the DVD and ripping up a poster advertising it. She originally faced charges of petty theft and vandalism. News-stand employee Jerry Castro said at the time, “She threw her eighty cents change at me and took the video and said, ‘I’m taking this and I’m not buying it.'” Really rekindles your faith in the whole justice system doesn’t it?