Paris Hilton banned from Russian hotel

April 23rd, 2008 // 80 Comments

Christ, she’s lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn’t see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn’t come with a day-care worker! Ba-doom-SHA. reports:

The hotel heiress, 27, wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room. However bosses at the hotel were unimpressed – and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Wow, only $9,000? Paris got off cheap. I figured burning down an entire hotel and rebuilding it on account of the VD would cost more than that. Like 15-20 grand tops. Then again I am barred from working in real estate after I sold a house for the below-market price of a six-pack. I thought it was a good deal. I mean, c’mon, you can’t drink a house. That’s crazy talk.

Thanks to the Rox whose market value is a tasty, ice-cold Olde E.


  1. First

    First!!………………..Yer all jealous

  2. ph7

    Nice nipples.

  3. First

    Second too ? your all losers eat my dust..

  4. rick

    She made that dress from a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties.

  5. C U M

    D U M P S T E R

    wawawa eeewewww fafafeefeelololo

    keekee totateeetee

    SHEEE SHI SHO!!!!!!

  6. Oilouch

    Stupid, dumbass, loser, scumbag bitch.

  7. Jade

    Bwahaha omg she’s full of herself.

  8. Gen


    lol! Good one! You get 10 points lol!

    I hate Kim Kadaskank and I hate Paris Herpes because they are self absorbed worthless no talent media whores!

  9. Rat

    Commie maggots!

  10. prostate


  11. bam


  12. rocks

    I want a ice-cold Olde E!!!!!! Thanks a lot fish! I still have 3 more hours at work!! Thank the alps for my small pocket sized flask!! I WIN!!

  13. Dick Snot

    Interesting that she vandalized a Hyatt hotel and not a Hilton….


  14. Mike

    She actually looks pretty good in this picture.

  15. Sara

    This website has become soooooo boring. Missing the old times when I would crack up by reading the posts….

  16. combustion8

    she looks hot in that pic… from the neck down of course.

  17. nipolian

    Was it 9000 dollars or 9000 Rubles? 9000 Rubles is worth somewhere around $400 USD. That seems a little more reasonable to clean a wall and fumigate the linens.

  18. Ricky

    Why wasn’t she shot instead?

  19. PunkA

    Bet she made more for that shoot than the bill for the graffitti cost her. Plus, she got more celebutard pub. The bitch laughs all the way to the bank every day. I just can;t wait til her trip to the bank is stopped short by her head coming off her drug infested body.

  20. The Observer

    Notice how no comments are made saying she is hot like Kim Kardaskank. This is because the fat chicks post positive comments about Kim Kardaskank ha! ha!

  21. poonmoon

    Great stuff. Now, this is a MINISCULE step in the right direction, now lets come together and finally get this bitch banned from EARTH. I truly believe that the world peace could be reached on the hatred of Paris Hilton, I mean can’t we stop all just get along and admit we all HATE Paris Hilton.

    This bitch is the gorgeousy cryptonite.

  22. Note from a birdie

    @17 have you even looked at a Hyatt? In MOSCOW?? the most expensive place to live in the world.
    Should have fined the brainless bitch for much more.

  23. sandwich maker

    Actually, #20, it’s confused hairyass-obsessed fat men with belly button penis’ that like Kim. Most girls know a qypsy whore when we see them…. it’s just too bad we don’t know a belly button sized penis UNTIL we see them and it’s too late.

  24. poonmoon

    *that world peace

    *we all just get along

  25. For a second time she looks GORGEOUS. I’m not so juvenile that I can’t acknowledge it when a hated celeb is looking fabulous. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working.

  26. George Washington

    She should have stayed at the Hilton….

  27. stakes

    have paris and her mom kathy ever done an interracial video together? that would be so awesome!!!

  28. ph7

    I love a hairy ass on a woman. But she better be 47 or older and have pee on her panties.

  29. #25 now you KNOW I would NEVER say that.

    #26, that’s what I was going to say

    Hey ROCKS!!!! I know who you are and I have a cold one waiting for you..

  30. Lincoln

    Hilton, Moscow:

    “This hotel will be joining the Hilton Family soon and is scheduled to open May 2008″

  31. nipolian

    #22 – Right you are…..The Hyatt in Moscow starts at $1,000 (USD) a night. I thought it said she was staying at the Howard Johnsons in Kursk.

  32. MosesGabby

    She should be banned from her inheritance for staying at a Hyatt. Aren’t there any Hilton Hotels in Moscow that she could trash?

  33. George Washington

    Im sorry FRIST!!!
    I would have gladly traded you that one for some more “ass to mouth”
    thoughts like the other day.
    You are my hero.
    Just yummy…..

  34. Mark

    She looks really good here.

  35. #33 ???? I wasn’t on the other day. And why do you like ATM so much??

  36. Wait. Why am I talking to a dead person? I need to finish my lunch.

    Ah….lunch. The perfect break between morning and drunk..

  37. Harry

    Is she really 27? Wow. Careful, Paris. That wall’s coming up fast around the corner.

  38. jason mcbride

    Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

    - Paris Hilton

  39. George Washington

    Just damn.
    I thought this was you, must have been one of your lucious trolls.
    No fixation with ATM here, just enjoyed the humor in “tell it like it is”.

    15. FRIST!!! – April 21, 2008 12:26 PM
    She should be happy with all the attention she already got, considering what she did to earn it. I’ve gone ass to mouth probably 50 times and nobody’s signed up to do PR, and I’ve got pictures and videos and everything.

  40. Ted Mosby

    Wow, even she doesn’t stay in a Hilton.

  41. Simon

    Paris Herpes has an ugly figure because she is underweight and Kim Kardaskank has a bad figure because she is overweight. But they both got famous for being self absorbed skanks.

  42. Miserable Bastard

    Where’s Stalin when you need him?

    and #30

    Hilton, Paris:
    This ho joined the Hilton family in 1981. Her legs opened on schedule in 1993.

  43. Grunion

    Ostrich neck, gigantic feet, skinny anorexic arms, bony shoulders. Oh yeah she looks awesome.

  44. #39 HA!!!!! That actually was pretty funny..

  45. How are you doing FRIST??

  46. coffeebean

    How dare the Russians ban Paris from a hotel. Paris Hilton is as close to American royality as there is. They should be ashamed. If she wrote on a wall, all they had to do is ask her to clean it and I’m sure she would have. Perhaps they did ask and she didn’t understand because they spoke in Russian and not English. Maybe this is all just a big misunderstanding.

  47. Auntie Kryst

    That’s not the complete story. The Hyatt was gracious enough to put Veruca up in another Russian facility..

    Paris Gulag 2008!!

  48. Ed

    So beautiful…

  49. Hi Jimbo, I’m good, I got flowers for Secretary Day!!!

    Now I’m bored..

  50. Tomorrow is bring your bratty kid to work day. Are you going to bring yours and show her how mommy surfers the net? I am bringing mine.

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