Christ, she’s lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn’t see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn’t come with a day-care worker! Ba-doom-SHA. StarPulse.com reports:
The hotel heiress, 27, wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room. However bosses at the hotel were unimpressed – and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”
Wow, only $9,000? Paris got off cheap. I figured burning down an entire hotel and rebuilding it on account of the VD would cost more than that. Like 15-20 grand tops. Then again I am barred from working in real estate after I sold a house for the below-market price of a six-pack. I thought it was a good deal. I mean, c’mon, you can’t drink a house. That’s crazy talk.
Thanks to the Rox whose market value is a tasty, ice-cold Olde E.
First | April 23, 2008 at 3:02 pm
First!!………………..Yer all jealous
ph7 | April 23, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Nice nipples.
First | April 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Second too ? your all losers eat my dust..
rick | April 23, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She made that dress from a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties.
shinkley | April 23, 2008 at 3:06 pm
C U M
D U M P S T E R
wawawa eeewewww fafafeefeelololo
keekee totateeetee
SHEEE SHI SHO!!!!!!
Oilouch | April 23, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Stupid, dumbass, loser, scumbag bitch.
Jade | April 23, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Bwahaha omg she’s full of herself.
Gen | April 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
#4
lol! Good one! You get 10 points lol!
I hate Kim Kadaskank and I hate Paris Herpes because they are self absorbed worthless no talent media whores!
Rat | April 23, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Commie maggots!
prostate | April 23, 2008 at 3:12 pm
LOL WHAT AN IDIOT.
bam | April 23, 2008 at 3:15 pm
href=”http://uweekly.com/hottest/2″
rocks | April 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I want a ice-cold Olde E!!!!!! Thanks a lot fish! I still have 3 more hours at work!! Thank the alps for my small pocket sized flask!! I WIN!!
Dick Snot | April 23, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Interesting that she vandalized a Hyatt hotel and not a Hilton….
Hmmmmm
Mike | April 23, 2008 at 3:18 pm
She actually looks pretty good in this picture.
Sara | April 23, 2008 at 3:19 pm
This website has become soooooo boring. Missing the old times when I would crack up by reading the posts….
combustion8 | April 23, 2008 at 3:19 pm
she looks hot in that pic… from the neck down of course.
nipolian | April 23, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Was it 9000 dollars or 9000 Rubles? 9000 Rubles is worth somewhere around $400 USD. That seems a little more reasonable to clean a wall and fumigate the linens.
Ricky | April 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Why wasn’t she shot instead?
PunkA | April 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Bet she made more for that shoot than the bill for the graffitti cost her. Plus, she got more celebutard pub. The bitch laughs all the way to the bank every day. I just can;t wait til her trip to the bank is stopped short by her head coming off her drug infested body.
The Observer | April 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Notice how no comments are made saying she is hot like Kim Kardaskank. This is because the fat chicks post positive comments about Kim Kardaskank ha! ha!
poonmoon | April 23, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Great stuff. Now, this is a MINISCULE step in the right direction, now lets come together and finally get this bitch banned from EARTH. I truly believe that the world peace could be reached on the hatred of Paris Hilton, I mean can’t we stop all just get along and admit we all HATE Paris Hilton.
This bitch is the gorgeousy cryptonite.
Note from a birdie | April 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
@17 have you even looked at a Hyatt? In MOSCOW?? the most expensive place to live in the world.
Should have fined the brainless bitch for much more.
sandwich maker | April 23, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Actually, #20, it’s confused hairyass-obsessed fat men with belly button penis’ that like Kim. Most girls know a qypsy whore when we see them…. it’s just too bad we don’t know a belly button sized penis UNTIL we see them and it’s too late.
poonmoon | April 23, 2008 at 3:26 pm
*that world peace
*we all just get along
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 3:28 pm
For a second time she looks GORGEOUS. I’m not so juvenile that I can’t acknowledge it when a hated celeb is looking fabulous. Whatever she’s doing, it’s working.
George Washington | April 23, 2008 at 3:31 pm
She should have stayed at the Hilton….
stakes | April 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm
have paris and her mom kathy ever done an interracial video together? that would be so awesome!!!
ph7 | April 23, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I love a hairy ass on a woman. But she better be 47 or older and have pee on her panties.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm
#25 now you KNOW I would NEVER say that.
#26, that’s what I was going to say
Hey ROCKS!!!! I know who you are and I have a cold one waiting for you..
Lincoln | April 23, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Hilton, Moscow:
“This hotel will be joining the Hilton Family soon and is scheduled to open May 2008″
nipolian | April 23, 2008 at 3:41 pm
#22 – Right you are…..The Hyatt in Moscow starts at $1,000 (USD) a night. I thought it said she was staying at the Howard Johnsons in Kursk.
MosesGabby | April 23, 2008 at 3:46 pm
She should be banned from her inheritance for staying at a Hyatt. Aren’t there any Hilton Hotels in Moscow that she could trash?
George Washington | April 23, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Im sorry FRIST!!!
I would have gladly traded you that one for some more “ass to mouth”
thoughts like the other day.
You are my hero.
Just yummy…..
Mark | April 23, 2008 at 3:48 pm
She looks really good here.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 3:51 pm
#33 ???? I wasn’t on the other day. And why do you like ATM so much??
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Wait. Why am I talking to a dead person? I need to finish my lunch.
Ah….lunch. The perfect break between morning and drunk..
Harry | April 23, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Is she really 27? Wow. Careful, Paris. That wall’s coming up fast around the corner.
jason mcbride | April 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Paris Hilton
George Washington | April 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Just damn.
I thought this was you, must have been one of your lucious trolls.
No fixation with ATM here, just enjoyed the humor in “tell it like it is”.
15. FRIST!!! – April 21, 2008 12:26 PM
She should be happy with all the attention she already got, considering what she did to earn it. I’ve gone ass to mouth probably 50 times and nobody’s signed up to do PR, and I’ve got pictures and videos and everything.
Ted Mosby | April 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Wow, even she doesn’t stay in a Hilton.
Simon | April 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Paris Herpes has an ugly figure because she is underweight and Kim Kardaskank has a bad figure because she is overweight. But they both got famous for being self absorbed skanks.
Miserable Bastard | April 23, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Where’s Stalin when you need him?
and #30
Hilton, Paris:
This ho joined the Hilton family in 1981. Her legs opened on schedule in 1993.
Grunion | April 23, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Ostrich neck, gigantic feet, skinny anorexic arms, bony shoulders. Oh yeah she looks awesome.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 4:18 pm
#39 HA!!!!! That actually was pretty funny..
Jimbo | April 23, 2008 at 4:23 pm
How are you doing FRIST??
coffeebean | April 23, 2008 at 4:25 pm
How dare the Russians ban Paris from a hotel. Paris Hilton is as close to American royality as there is. They should be ashamed. If she wrote on a wall, all they had to do is ask her to clean it and I’m sure she would have. Perhaps they did ask and she didn’t understand because they spoke in Russian and not English. Maybe this is all just a big misunderstanding.
Auntie Kryst | April 23, 2008 at 4:26 pm
That’s not the complete story. The Hyatt was gracious enough to put Veruca up in another Russian facility..
Paris Gulag 2008!!
Ed | April 23, 2008 at 4:26 pm
So beautiful…
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hi Jimbo, I’m good, I got flowers for Secretary Day!!!
Now I’m bored..
Jimbo | April 23, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Tomorrow is bring your bratty kid to work day. Are you going to bring yours and show her how mommy surfers the net? I am bringing mine.