I can’t keep track of these silly relationships anymore, but Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Stavros Niarchos at a Lakers game over the weekend. At least I think it was making out. What do you call it when you’re trying to watch a basketball game and the woman next to you is trying to give you herpes? Whatever it is that’s what they were doing.
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Paris is a laker fan?
This is weird. She obviously doesn’t get that the poor guy wants to watch some basketball.
MeganHarris is a dunmbass?
My gosh he looks terrible…and tired…i guess you get that way after being around Paris for too long.
*dumbass* sorry
The next frame shows Stavros in the men’s room, disinfecting his face. Yew.
Speaking of Sperm-Burping Road Whores!!
However, I would definately pay to see Kobe rough up her Dirty Chute while she was bent over an Ottoman.
Drive the lane, Kobe!!!
MMMmmmm…tastes like a bum’s nutsac. Yummy.
#5, Bwah ha ha!
Paris (whisper): “Stavros what are they doing with that ball, *giggle* I said ball..you have pretzel on your neck….. ball …*giggle*”
I think the reason these Greek guys find Paris interesting is that they don’t understand English.
I had a similar problem watching a French porn movie once (the inflatable’s idea of course), but after a while I understood the sign language.
And as an aside – I don’t eat the Niarchos at Taco Bell any more as I never really trusted that little dog that did the ads.
Yuk. Do the concession vendors there sell penicillin smoothies? If so, he might want to buy a couple. Hundred.
Italian Stallion: What I think is funny about “MeganHarris” is that he’s a man (?) pretending to be a girl on here…
Oh Mateo de Acosta, maybe you shouldnt link to your stupid site if you dont want people knowing you are a guy. Or maybe thats the thing, you arent really either. Is that the problem, honey? You are transgendered? MTF or FTM… are you mid-operation to fix it?? So what is it, c’mon, you can tell us, you are among friends…
Paris: Let’s go watch the Lakers play some rugged foosball, Stav?
Stavros: You wanna watch ball? I got balls right here, woman. Suck on it.
Paris: He he, ok. (5 minutes later, wipes gizz out of eyeball) But can we, like really go. Everyone else has their pictures taken at their games making out & I’ve never done that before. Please… I’ll suck your other ball & will use your man-juices to glue my wig onto my head for the night… I’m soo HOT!
Stavros: What’s your sister up to tonight?
Didn’t they break up?
Hey everyone, its Screech from Saved by the Bell…
MEGANHARRIS IS A BOY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL? THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY PRAYER DIDN’T WORK. THE CATHOLIC RELIGION PRAYER VOO-DOO DOES NOT RECOGNIZE TRANSGENDERS!
Paris worships cock…
You guys should try this at home, if you bend low enough to place your ear next to your cock you will hear Paris praying to your pecker
Paris: I pray to you almighty cock, i love you, i need you,i want you, cum to me now>>>
that’s… weird…
why does she like all these young greek guys? Where does she meet them?
Stavros catching herpes from Paris was all a big misunderstanding. When warned that he could catch herpes from Ms. Hilton, Stavros, English deficient as his is, thought his friend was telling him he could catch “her pees”. A Golden Shower enthusiast, he eagerly pounced on her as though she were lamb over couscous. Now, he sits somberly. Unpissed on, but pissed off. He has Herpes on every major orifice and his adopted Lakers are about to lose to the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the Western Conference Playoffs.
lol@ # 14. carry on.
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the fucking Lakers any more than I already do…
Paris was just hanging out in hopes that Kobe would rape her after the game.
Stavros even interested in Syphilis??.. I mean paris?…
is it only me, or does he look semi-decent after he cut his hair?
( I can’t belive I’m about to post this)
Majic Johnson looked down from his luxury suite with a huge smile knowing that he no longer had the worst disease in the building.
25 is the funniest shit I’ve read all day.
holla!
Where’s her right hand going in that first pic? Looks like someone is trying out the patented “Ryan Seacrest Reacharound”.
They should name their future child Doritos.
Pretty sure he already got the herpes from her so it’s not a big news. And thanks to Valtrex they may be able to reduce and coordinate the number of outbreaks.
How long until the obligatory “Paris was out in public and her tit popped out” pictures show up?
#28 does have a point.. he seems a little more smiles in the first pic
then he realized he just sentenced himself to a life of antibiotics and dialysis
he looks realllly interested in her…
Her skin is the same freaking shade of yellow as her jersey.
I gave Magic Johnson herpes… He gave me AIDS. I think it was a fair trade.
@34
Aids is fake.
actually… their herpes were on a date…paris and stravos just happened to be there too…
Does Paris know that she just doesn’t matter???
Photo 1:
Paris: “Hey Stav, like remember, like, last night when you went, like down on me and I, like, said that last vicious outbreak has, like, cleared up?”
Stav: “Yeah baby?”*smirk*
Photo 2:
Paris: “……..I lied……….”
is he too good enough to iron his shirt?
ROFLMFAO
#38 You are the bomb!
What exactly is her hand doing in the first picture? That’s what I want to know.
She may worship the cock as #18 pointed out but she wouldn’t give this dude a second look if he wasn’t a bazillionaire. I mean, he looks like he works at a gas station.
You look bored, dude. She is what she is.
Holy shit, I hate this bitch. Her and her damn lazy eye.
In the second picture he’s thinking, “Wow, this might be really cool if I could stop imagining the 983 guys she’s had in her mouth before.”
That’s weird. Didn’t she just hook up with Matt Leinart too?
Dig that, Vonski. He’s probably wondering when was the last time she brushed her teeth.
this reminds me of that little monkey from FRIENDS….marcel?? lol when he was in heat and humped everything.
okay, theres no punch line in that- paris hilton is just a horny anoexic monkey, there. thats all peeps!
Ever wonder what would happen if Paris were to adopt a kid from a third world country? …I mean, aside from dressing him up and carrying him around in a Louis Vuitton showcase bag…
is it just me or has anyone else noticed the large black hole in the back of her head?
orifice number six, folks, 9th wonder of the world. only in paris….