I can’t keep track of these silly relationships anymore, but Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Stavros Niarchos at a Lakers game over the weekend. At least I think it was making out. What do you call it when you’re trying to watch a basketball game and the woman next to you is trying to give you herpes? Whatever it is that’s what they were doing.
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MeganHarris | April 17, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Paris is a laker fan?
cami_calzone | April 17, 2006 at 6:08 pm
This is weird. She obviously doesn’t get that the poor guy wants to watch some basketball.
Italian Stallion | April 17, 2006 at 6:09 pm
MeganHarris is a dunmbass?
rmeno | April 17, 2006 at 6:09 pm
My gosh he looks terrible…and tired…i guess you get that way after being around Paris for too long.
Italian Stallion | April 17, 2006 at 6:11 pm
*dumbass* sorry
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 17, 2006 at 6:12 pm
The next frame shows Stavros in the men’s room, disinfecting his face. Yew.
PocketRocket | April 17, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Speaking of Sperm-Burping Road Whores!!
However, I would definately pay to see Kobe rough up her Dirty Chute while she was bent over an Ottoman.
Drive the lane, Kobe!!!
ferret1 | April 17, 2006 at 6:14 pm
MMMmmmm…tastes like a bum’s nutsac. Yummy.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 17, 2006 at 6:15 pm
#5, Bwah ha ha!
Rustler | April 17, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Paris (whisper): “Stavros what are they doing with that ball, *giggle* I said ball..you have pretzel on your neck….. ball …*giggle*”
Binky | April 17, 2006 at 6:24 pm
I think the reason these Greek guys find Paris interesting is that they don’t understand English.
I had a similar problem watching a French porn movie once (the inflatable’s idea of course), but after a while I understood the sign language.
And as an aside – I don’t eat the Niarchos at Taco Bell any more as I never really trusted that little dog that did the ads.
Shelley Bonnechance | April 17, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Yuk. Do the concession vendors there sell penicillin smoothies? If so, he might want to buy a couple. Hundred.
gossipmonger | April 17, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Italian Stallion: What I think is funny about “MeganHarris” is that he’s a man (?) pretending to be a girl on here…
Oh Mateo de Acosta, maybe you shouldnt link to your stupid site if you dont want people knowing you are a guy. Or maybe thats the thing, you arent really either. Is that the problem, honey? You are transgendered? MTF or FTM… are you mid-operation to fix it?? So what is it, c’mon, you can tell us, you are among friends…
biatcho | April 17, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Paris: Let’s go watch the Lakers play some rugged foosball, Stav?
Stavros: You wanna watch ball? I got balls right here, woman. Suck on it.
Paris: He he, ok. (5 minutes later, wipes gizz out of eyeball) But can we, like really go. Everyone else has their pictures taken at their games making out & I’ve never done that before. Please… I’ll suck your other ball & will use your man-juices to glue my wig onto my head for the night… I’m soo HOT!
Stavros: What’s your sister up to tonight?
LaPrincesse | April 17, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Didn’t they break up?
Chrystal03 | April 17, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Hey everyone, its Screech from Saved by the Bell…
CruisingForCock | April 17, 2006 at 6:44 pm
MEGANHARRIS IS A BOY PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL? THAT EXPLAINS WHY MY PRAYER DIDN’T WORK. THE CATHOLIC RELIGION PRAYER VOO-DOO DOES NOT RECOGNIZE TRANSGENDERS!
bigponie | April 17, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Paris worships cock…
You guys should try this at home, if you bend low enough to place your ear next to your cock you will hear Paris praying to your pecker
Paris: I pray to you almighty cock, i love you, i need you,i want you, cum to me now>>>
cibby | April 17, 2006 at 6:53 pm
that’s… weird…
why does she like all these young greek guys? Where does she meet them?
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 17, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Stavros catching herpes from Paris was all a big misunderstanding. When warned that he could catch herpes from Ms. Hilton, Stavros, English deficient as his is, thought his friend was telling him he could catch “her pees”. A Golden Shower enthusiast, he eagerly pounced on her as though she were lamb over couscous. Now, he sits somberly. Unpissed on, but pissed off. He has Herpes on every major orifice and his adopted Lakers are about to lose to the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the Western Conference Playoffs.
radio3play | April 17, 2006 at 6:57 pm
lol@ # 14. carry on.
HughJorganthethird | April 17, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the fucking Lakers any more than I already do…
Paris was just hanging out in hopes that Kobe would rape her after the game.
L~Money | April 17, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Stavros even interested in Syphilis??.. I mean paris?…
radio3play | April 17, 2006 at 6:58 pm
is it only me, or does he look semi-decent after he cut his hair?
( I can’t belive I’m about to post this)
PapaHotNuts | April 17, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Majic Johnson looked down from his luxury suite with a huge smile knowing that he no longer had the worst disease in the building.
biatcho | April 17, 2006 at 7:08 pm
25 is the funniest shit I’ve read all day.
L~Money | April 17, 2006 at 7:13 pm
holla!
Star Maker Machinery | April 17, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Where’s her right hand going in that first pic? Looks like someone is trying out the patented “Ryan Seacrest Reacharound”.
They should name their future child Doritos.
CruisingForCock | April 17, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Pretty sure he already got the herpes from her so it’s not a big news. And thanks to Valtrex they may be able to reduce and coordinate the number of outbreaks.
Gerald Tarrant | April 17, 2006 at 7:18 pm
How long until the obligatory “Paris was out in public and her tit popped out” pictures show up?
L~Money | April 17, 2006 at 7:19 pm
#28 does have a point.. he seems a little more smiles in the first pic
then he realized he just sentenced himself to a life of antibiotics and dialysis
trieze | April 17, 2006 at 7:36 pm
he looks realllly interested in her…
CancerNipples | April 17, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Her skin is the same freaking shade of yellow as her jersey.
NewGuy | April 17, 2006 at 7:55 pm
I gave Magic Johnson herpes… He gave me AIDS. I think it was a fair trade.
mamacita | April 17, 2006 at 8:03 pm
@34
Aids is fake.
sometimesboy | April 17, 2006 at 8:12 pm
actually… their herpes were on a date…paris and stravos just happened to be there too…
krisdylee | April 17, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Does Paris know that she just doesn’t matter???
MissAppropriated | April 17, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Photo 1:
Paris: “Hey Stav, like remember, like, last night when you went, like down on me and I, like, said that last vicious outbreak has, like, cleared up?”
Stav: “Yeah baby?”*smirk*
Photo 2:
Paris: “……..I lied……….”
suzy | April 17, 2006 at 9:23 pm
is he too good enough to iron his shirt?
jkough | April 17, 2006 at 9:24 pm
ROFLMFAO
#38 You are the bomb!
pirhan | April 17, 2006 at 9:33 pm
What exactly is her hand doing in the first picture? That’s what I want to know.
Pearly | April 17, 2006 at 9:35 pm
She may worship the cock as #18 pointed out but she wouldn’t give this dude a second look if he wasn’t a bazillionaire. I mean, he looks like he works at a gas station.
here | April 17, 2006 at 9:37 pm
You look bored, dude. She is what she is.
DivaG81 | April 17, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Holy shit, I hate this bitch. Her and her damn lazy eye.
Vonski | April 17, 2006 at 10:01 pm
In the second picture he’s thinking, “Wow, this might be really cool if I could stop imagining the 983 guys she’s had in her mouth before.”
Drunk Blogger | April 17, 2006 at 10:12 pm
That’s weird. Didn’t she just hook up with Matt Leinart too?
Spacedog | April 17, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Dig that, Vonski. He’s probably wondering when was the last time she brushed her teeth.
tis GLAM | April 17, 2006 at 10:18 pm
this reminds me of that little monkey from FRIENDS….marcel?? lol when he was in heat and humped everything.
okay, theres no punch line in that- paris hilton is just a horny anoexic monkey, there. thats all peeps!
lucybell07 | April 17, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Ever wonder what would happen if Paris were to adopt a kid from a third world country? …I mean, aside from dressing him up and carrying him around in a Louis Vuitton showcase bag…
A2ROX | April 17, 2006 at 10:52 pm
is it just me or has anyone else noticed the large black hole in the back of her head?
orifice number six, folks, 9th wonder of the world. only in paris….