Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been contacted to participate in a reality show called Virgin Territory where “a group of the uninitiated will find their way to the promised land.” The show is being produced by Kevin Blatt, the same guy who brought us the Paris Hilton Sex Tape.
So wait, are Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson gonna sleep with these guys? Because they’ve already got a show like that and it’s called Fear Factor. Jesus, it’s bad enough the contestants are virgins, but their big prize is death by STD’s. They might as well award the winner a free castration.
NipsyHustle | January 23, 2007 at 10:33 am
first
NipsyHustle | January 23, 2007 at 10:34 am
i bet the winner ends up getting to sleep with whoopi goldberg.
no one you know | January 23, 2007 at 10:36 am
Is it just me, or has this woman suddenly become “scary skinny?” With those toothpick arms, the woman’s tits look like a couple of speared cocktail onions.
bingbang heyooo | January 23, 2007 at 10:36 am
Actually it’s not difficult to imagine – first prize, one night with Paris, second prize, two nights with Paris…
youdontwannaknow | January 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
Jameson looks so gross here – does she have AIDS?
Binky | January 23, 2007 at 10:38 am
Sounds like a classy show….
but then again…
NipsyHustle | January 23, 2007 at 10:39 am
#3 it’s not uncommon for newly divorced women to get too thin cause they are trying to get back on the market. look at reese witherspoon now. anorexic. the only bad thing is jameson is a used up whore and “too skinny” never is attractive on whores because they look like they have “the mark”
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 10:40 am
Nothin’ fake about those tits. Nope.
Now, wasn’t Paris upset about her tape being released? And now she’s doing a show with the guy?
Nothin’ fake about her “outrage” over the release of her tape. Nope.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 10:41 am
Quick! douse the area with a flamethrower, eliminate all who have come in contact IT’S SUPER AIDS!!!
Danner | January 23, 2007 at 10:43 am
Jenna’s life of being a cum catcher is starting to show. She looks horribly ridden.
highknee | January 23, 2007 at 10:46 am
tough one to film, i’m guessing. “welcome, here are our 30 virgin men, who will…goddammit, 5 of them are back in jenna’s ass, will somebody get the crowbar and the hose again? and then pull those dicks out of paris’s mouth and give her another rinse…no, ‘mr. virgin’ she was NOT winking at you, jesus fucking christ…”
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 10:48 am
Take a good look at Jenna folks(what’s left of her).
This is what happens when you start doing porn at the age of 5.
tits_on_snack | January 23, 2007 at 10:50 am
Disgustor, and wtf is up with Jenna. She didn’t used to look like this.
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
The Jenna Jameson Diet… Meth, Booze and Anal Gang Bangs.
Jeremy1Esq | January 23, 2007 at 10:56 am
Im sure Jennas parents are proud of her. She starting to morph into Marilyn Chambers. Age is not good to sluts.
bedbugsandballyhoo | January 23, 2007 at 10:58 am
Let me do some quick math here..
1.Virgin for 18 to 34(?) years… +
2.Women everywhere in the world will know you have had sex with one or both of these women=
You will never have sex again because everyone knows where your stuff has been; or certain death from a super strain of std.
Is there actually anyone out there stupid enough to embarrass themselves this much? Unfortunately, probably.
Mo | January 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
Maybe Paris negotiated this as her “community service” for her DUI.
cayana | January 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
Jenna Jameson is starting to look like a barbie doll from all that plastic surgery.
PrettyBaby | January 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
#13, #18 et all:
I agree that Jenna is looking fucking hideous!! She used to be cute but lately she is getting more and more fucked up looking. Ewwwww.
Dean | January 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
I still think Jenna looks pretty damn good.
Populist | January 23, 2007 at 11:20 am
Winning this contest wouldn’t be intimidating to the average virgin at all. I mean what newbie doesn’t want a chance at a woman who would need a calculator to figure out the number of times she’s been reamed orally, anally, and vaginally? I’d expect the “female” version of Virgin Territory to feature a chance to get drilled by Ron Jeremy and Weird Al.
wedgeone | January 23, 2007 at 11:22 am
Don’t I recall Jenna saying on Howard Stern at some point that she “retired from porn” except for girl-on-girl? Maybe she needs the $$$ to keep her AIDS meds coming. Man, does she look bad.
Don’t be surprised to see Lohan get involved as well. You know that promiscuity is her heart’s desire.
I shudder to think about this concept. #4 – lol. What would the “consolation prize/parting gift” be?
Me | January 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
I eat pizza
Devilish Tenshi | January 23, 2007 at 11:24 am
So they’ll be actual hookers now and be paid for having sex with someone. Interesting…
Edna Bambrick | January 23, 2007 at 11:27 am
This site once again supports pornography as a legitimate career and a social norm, when in reality it is the devil in disguise much as Jon Stewart and William Shatner are the devils personal henchmen. I’d like it to be known that CLAMP (Christian Legion Against Media Pornography) has designated this site as enemy number one in our war against pornography and we will not stop until God’s word is number one on the Internet.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 11:29 am
Oh CLAMP me Edna, clamp me hard, hahahahaha!
RichPort | January 23, 2007 at 11:30 am
I agree with you all… I wouldn’t cream on her face if my balls were in her mouth.
Edna, you know it’s really the Cnristian Legion Against Pornography, aka the CLAP.
Me | January 23, 2007 at 11:31 am
WHAT THE FUCK #25!!!!?????
Get the hell over it.
I as a worshipper of pornography reserve the right to see and hear about my own religious works on the internet.
YAY!!!
Edna Bambrick | January 23, 2007 at 11:34 am
I am reporting all disgusting posts.
Knickers O'Muffin | January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
I know what’ll be real funny: let Jenna and Paris initiate these virgins, then send these “virgins” to Osama Bin Laden, thereby making him contract mega-AIDS and killing him immediately. And it could be filmed for a reality show; “The Seven Virgins You Meet in Heaven.” That would be kool!
xiocore | January 23, 2007 at 11:35 am
#25 – God didn’t create the internet.
Al Gore did…
Jenster | January 23, 2007 at 11:39 am
#25 is insane.
anyhoo,
worst idea for a show….ever.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 11:40 am
I’m CLAMPING myself in your name Edna!!
clampclampclampclampclampclampclampclampCLAMP!CLAMP!
CLAMP!
the power of christ compels me CLAMP! the power of christ compels me CLAMP!!!
hahahahahahahaha bitch
Jenster | January 23, 2007 at 11:41 am
as an aside
i thought that the pic of Jenna was one of those wax statues you see at madame tussands
anyone else think that?
F-Sucker | January 23, 2007 at 11:46 am
I’m going to pretend to be a virgin so I can get into a threesome with those two.
That would be flippin’ sweet.
Spindoc | January 23, 2007 at 11:46 am
#25
you said “I’d like it to be known that CLAMP (Christian Legion Against Media Pornography) has designated this site as enemy number one in our war against pornography and we will not stop until God’s word is number one on the Internet. ”
Really, THIS site is enemy number one? hmmm, I would say that you are LYING because any legit organization fighting Porn would most likely designation a PORN site as enemy number one. If you are going to lie here’s an idea, try to be less of a dumb-ass.
Oh, as for Paris and Jenna, I think Jenna would win as far as efficiency. With her ability to do Double Penetration Vaginal AND anal she could concievable de-virginize 4 guys at once.
askirsh1 | January 23, 2007 at 11:46 am
I would love to have a threesome with these two.
Actually I would rather have a foursome with this three. http://www.tmz.com/photos/miss-nevada/116782/
ja5on | January 23, 2007 at 11:48 am
When are we gonna stop giving sociopaths TV shows?
Danner | January 23, 2007 at 11:48 am
Hahaha – I just read the Wiki on CLAMP.
Crazy assed lunatic freek.
Edna on your behalf I just joined the NCAC.
http://www.ncac.org/ Your CLAP name wouldn’t be Pringle would it? :)
Why the fck are you even here? Yes I like to feed the trolls.
aydien | January 23, 2007 at 11:52 am
Edna, #25. One thing I’ve learned throughout the years is that anyone with an independant thought it their head usually doesn’t follow religion devoutly, and they touch themselves at night for the satisfaction. And the time they pray is when their screaming “Oh God” right before orgasm.
# 35 And F-Sucker, don’t forget to take before and after shots of your dick and donate the shrivelled mass to science after it falls off from touching Paris’ twat. I’d reconsider before doing that…
PapaHotNuts | January 23, 2007 at 11:55 am
Edna- I want to invite you to come and listen to my new band. We are a Christian group and we agreee with your ideas and principles. God Bless You and your crusade against these heathens. My band, Dead Christian Babies, will be playing in New York this week. I have tickets waiting at will call for you. Peace.
Dick Vagina | January 23, 2007 at 11:56 am
Am I the only one to point out that Jenna is dating Tito Ortiz? Even if I found her attractive, I wouldn’t fuck her unless I wanted my face broken.
allykitten85 | January 23, 2007 at 11:57 am
Are Paris and Jenna twins? Both look like transvestite men with large jawlines, too much plastic surgery, too much make-up, and broad bony shoulders. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aydien | January 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Also, please check out http://www.sexinchrist.com
This is funnies shit I’ve ever read in my life.
Richard | January 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Eh. I’d still nail Jenna — used-up looking, too-skinny, whatever … she’s hotter than anything I’ll ever get (aside from the burning urination that might results, natch).
pinky_nip | January 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I’ve CLAMPed my lucious pussy around a religious cock or two in my day. Can I join Edna’s group then?
tits_on_snack | January 23, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Why does anybody acknowledge the not-at-all-funny fucking Edna Bambrick troll. Every fucking time. I hate seeing an Edna post, because I know there’s going to be fifty fucking “OMG Edna no you di-int!” posts following suit, including people who actually think it’s a real religious lady who comes here to be scandalized over celebrities every day. Christ. OMG! REPORTED! UHHH! This is enough to make me wanna do that handicapped arm-to-chest gesture that was all the rage back in 1987.
KimIsSarcastic | January 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Papa, Do you sacrifice virgins at your shows?
Spindoc | January 23, 2007 at 12:14 pm
#47 tits_on_snack
I used to play Blairs retarded cousin Geri on the “Facts of Life” and I am offended by your Arm-To-Chest comment, I can assure you that I have never….oh wait, thats right, I’m not retarded, I have Cerebral Palsy, never mind.
Danner | January 23, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Ummmm Wow! Scary!
Didn’t see this one of her before.
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/scarlett-johansson/scarlett-johansson-porn-star-jenna-jameson-002076