Here’s a pic a reader sent me of Paris Hilton who’s currently on tour with Benji Madden. Apparently the two of them are incapable of pulling their own luggage and made poor Old Man River do the heavy lifting. Granted, if Benji performed any sort of manual labor, his arms would snap off. Then where would he put his sweet tats? I mean, those babies show he’s a tough guy. A real man’s man, if you will.
Thanks to Rich who’s not a gigantic tool that believes the elderly should be used for slave labor. They can, however, be used as skis. Whee!