There’s been a lot of speculation over whether or not Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt really broke up, and these pics from his recent trip to Aspen show he’s clearly taken his penis to greener pastures. Not that I’m saying Paris’ vagina isn’t green or anything. It’s a figure of a speech, people.
Now on a more important note, URKEL’S ALIVE! And apparently loves blonde bitches. Someone might want to let CNN know because I don’t see how this isn’t the greatest news of our time. (Sorry, molested choir boys, but you knew this day would come.)
Photos: INFdaily
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and WHO CARES.
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That Dude shows up EVERYWHERE
upgrade for doug
firzt bitchez!
is she a Hooter’s girl? All the Hooter’s girls around me are ugly. That’s the only thing that makes me care about this story. I always seem to get the ugliest waitresses.
i would make love to his face. he’s still a douchebag, though.
These pictures look like they were taken by a fan, of other fans, on a cell phone. This is most likely some P.R move to get a response. Here is my response, no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore and no one ever cared about that guy.
Jaleel White’s goofy face should be the main story.
The hand on the back of the head yells “I’m an abusive, egotistical douche who won’t think twice about sleeping with your friends and blaming it on you.”
do they only make blondes in Aspen?
dating paris was a totally awesome yet itchy decision for doug. you know how many women are going to want to get in his pants now because they’ll think “if he’s good enough for an heiress, he’s good enough for me”. she’ll be thinking his choosing her makes her worth more than she is and her friends will be jealous that she got a g-list celebrity hand-me-down. he can’t lose!
go doug!
Fake hit on the Grey Goose FAIL.
He’s a douche but at least he has good taste in beer. Fat Tire and blonde sluts are a good combo.
With Paris out of the way, he can finally wear his fox hat in public.
Who is this guy and why do hot chicks want to bang him?
Dude, that’s Jaleel White, STEVE URKEL in the 6th photo!!!!!
yes, Ham. thats what the article says.
jesus christ, is he wearing a damn coyote pelt hat? Christ. Get PETA on the phone. Let’s get the ball rolling. He’ll have to publicly apologize for that to stupid fucking PETA. Whereas, he should fucking apologize for fucking Paris Herpes.
ahh, woman are funny. They’re suck attention whores they fuck anyone with a camera trained on them, fully knowing they’re probably going to get the herp..
did IIIIIIII do thaaaaaaaat
This guy reminds me of Zoolander every picture he make his sultry face. Then when he’s not expecting he goes all photobomb goof ball in the last one.
Yeah, go Doug! See how he’s practicing for the inevitable drunken hummer at the end of the night in pic #1? But be careful, Dougie! Be sure to hold all that blonde hair back while she pukes so you don’t have to smell the vomit later on while she’s swallowing your diseased little willy!
Better to be a tall tiny whats it, with little bananer feet, then a rolly, polly pudding, that nobody wants to meet.
Hey 18. Articles don’t talk.
Urkel.
Did he do that?
I hope so
Urkel’s got the Bill Cosby wonk-eye thing going on……
Then again, so does Paris.
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“A Lot of speculation”? Really? Where and by who? I’ve heard nothing. You know why? Because nobody cares. Oh yeah, fuck PETA. And Go Urkel!
I hate that stupid cunt. And I hate Paris too.
Wonder if the girls in these pictures have open sores yet, or just a rash?
look..he’s already got his hand on the back of her head letting her know that she’s GONNA suck dick, just as soon as he finishes that beer…
from paris hilton to a hooters girl…fail?? win???
i am confused.
Hahahaha why do this 2 idiots get so much attention to begin with?
Paris Hilton is an ugly ass hoe and that wannabe is another stupid douche!
Who fuking cares!!!!
the best part about these pictures is the Fat Tire.
Very cute blonde. He’s definitely improved his taste.
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Looks like an upgrade. Tiger and J.J. should take notes.
well, LET’S BE GLAD FOR THE BOY, folks.
#25, they speak to me!
Ugh, these bitches are hideous. I hate to say it, but Paris was somehow hotter than this trailer trash. The one in the hooters outfit is just not attractive and boring, and the other one desperatley needs a nose job.
And, damn, this Doug guy looks like a douche.
I would probably fuck urkel just to say I fucked urkel though.
why is Douche-Doug crying in pic 10? Damn he has one stupid dumb face…….
No man is an island, but to prove his love to a certain ho-tel heiress, Paris Hilton’s on-off-on-again beau Doug Reinhardt went and rented his girl one. Whisking her away for a romantic adventure, the poor minor league baseball player rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time deep-sea diving, Jet Skiing and even sky diving. Sources say Doug has stopped at nothing to win back Paris
Good for him. He definitely upgraded lookswise.
Paris is so much more beautiful. This girl’s hair is friend and her teeth are yellow :-( But otherwise still cute (from a straight girl’s POV)
Well,at least he’s visibly having a good time.Which wasn’t (visibly) always the case with Paris Hilton..
He’d look like a neglected puppy.
The last months must have been tough/rough for him.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These people are ugly as hell and they all look sweaty.
so harmony couples i hope they will be leading happy liver in future