There’s been a lot of speculation over whether or not Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt really broke up, and these pics from his recent trip to Aspen show he’s clearly taken his penis to greener pastures. Not that I’m saying Paris’ vagina isn’t green or anything. It’s a figure of a speech, people.
Now on a more important note, URKEL’S ALIVE! And apparently loves blonde bitches. Someone might want to let CNN know because I don’t see how this isn’t the greatest news of our time. (Sorry, molested choir boys, but you knew this day would come.)
Photos: INFdaily
Ariana D | April 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm
first.
and WHO CARES.
Steve | April 15, 2010 at 3:46 pm
first…
The Beard | April 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
That Dude shows up EVERYWHERE
Taz | April 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
upgrade for doug
*****AnnieLovesAnal | April 15, 2010 at 3:47 pm
firzt bitchez!
msa | April 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
is she a Hooter’s girl? All the Hooter’s girls around me are ugly. That’s the only thing that makes me care about this story. I always seem to get the ugliest waitresses.
Jen | April 15, 2010 at 3:50 pm
i would make love to his face. he’s still a douchebag, though.
small asian penis | April 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
These pictures look like they were taken by a fan, of other fans, on a cell phone. This is most likely some P.R move to get a response. Here is my response, no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore and no one ever cared about that guy.
BOBBO | April 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Jaleel White’s goofy face should be the main story.
Dogless | April 15, 2010 at 3:55 pm
The hand on the back of the head yells “I’m an abusive, egotistical douche who won’t think twice about sleeping with your friends and blaming it on you.”
fatguyinalittleshirt | April 15, 2010 at 3:56 pm
do they only make blondes in Aspen?
daddy's left nut | April 15, 2010 at 4:02 pm
dating paris was a totally awesome yet itchy decision for doug. you know how many women are going to want to get in his pants now because they’ll think “if he’s good enough for an heiress, he’s good enough for me”. she’ll be thinking his choosing her makes her worth more than she is and her friends will be jealous that she got a g-list celebrity hand-me-down. he can’t lose!
go doug!
Polk | April 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Fake hit on the Grey Goose FAIL.
Gigs | April 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm
He’s a douche but at least he has good taste in beer. Fat Tire and blonde sluts are a good combo.
Sardonic | April 15, 2010 at 4:07 pm
With Paris out of the way, he can finally wear his fox hat in public.
OPS | April 15, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Who is this guy and why do hot chicks want to bang him?
Ham | April 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Dude, that’s Jaleel White, STEVE URKEL in the 6th photo!!!!!
Jen | April 15, 2010 at 4:20 pm
yes, Ham. thats what the article says.
chupacabra | April 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
jesus christ, is he wearing a damn coyote pelt hat? Christ. Get PETA on the phone. Let’s get the ball rolling. He’ll have to publicly apologize for that to stupid fucking PETA. Whereas, he should fucking apologize for fucking Paris Herpes.
Deacon Jones | April 15, 2010 at 4:26 pm
ahh, woman are funny. They’re suck attention whores they fuck anyone with a camera trained on them, fully knowing they’re probably going to get the herp..
TGIF | April 15, 2010 at 4:28 pm
did IIIIIIII do thaaaaaaaat
Will | April 15, 2010 at 4:29 pm
This guy reminds me of Zoolander every picture he make his sultry face. Then when he’s not expecting he goes all photobomb goof ball in the last one.
Sheena | April 15, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Yeah, go Doug! See how he’s practicing for the inevitable drunken hummer at the end of the night in pic #1? But be careful, Dougie! Be sure to hold all that blonde hair back while she pukes so you don’t have to smell the vomit later on while she’s swallowing your diseased little willy!
Help Me | April 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Better to be a tall tiny whats it, with little bananer feet, then a rolly, polly pudding, that nobody wants to meet.
help Me | April 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Hey 18. Articles don’t talk.
guy rossi | April 15, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Urkel.
Did he do that?
I hope so
havoc | April 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Urkel’s got the Bill Cosby wonk-eye thing going on……
Then again, so does Paris.
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Tek | April 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
“A Lot of speculation”? Really? Where and by who? I’ve heard nothing. You know why? Because nobody cares. Oh yeah, fuck PETA. And Go Urkel!
Richport's Ghost | April 15, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I hate that stupid cunt. And I hate Paris too.
JJ Daddy-O | April 15, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Wonder if the girls in these pictures have open sores yet, or just a rash?
bitch PLEASE | April 15, 2010 at 7:15 pm
look..he’s already got his hand on the back of her head letting her know that she’s GONNA suck dick, just as soon as he finishes that beer…
n | April 15, 2010 at 9:27 pm
from paris hilton to a hooters girl…fail?? win???
i am confused.
YOmamabitch!! | April 15, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Hahahaha why do this 2 idiots get so much attention to begin with?
Paris Hilton is an ugly ass hoe and that wannabe is another stupid douche!
Who fuking cares!!!!
sam | April 15, 2010 at 11:34 pm
the best part about these pictures is the Fat Tire.
v-tard | April 16, 2010 at 3:05 am
Very cute blonde. He’s definitely improved his taste.
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Narcissist | April 16, 2010 at 7:31 am
Looks like an upgrade. Tiger and J.J. should take notes.
captain america | April 16, 2010 at 7:57 am
well, LET’S BE GLAD FOR THE BOY, folks.
Jen | April 16, 2010 at 8:53 am
#25, they speak to me!
Gross | April 16, 2010 at 9:39 am
Ugh, these bitches are hideous. I hate to say it, but Paris was somehow hotter than this trailer trash. The one in the hooters outfit is just not attractive and boring, and the other one desperatley needs a nose job.
And, damn, this Doug guy looks like a douche.
I would probably fuck urkel just to say I fucked urkel though.
ishi-san | April 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
why is Douche-Doug crying in pic 10? Damn he has one stupid dumb face…….
Double beds | April 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
No man is an island, but to prove his love to a certain ho-tel heiress, Paris Hilton’s on-off-on-again beau Doug Reinhardt went and rented his girl one. Whisking her away for a romantic adventure, the poor minor league baseball player rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time deep-sea diving, Jet Skiing and even sky diving. Sources say Doug has stopped at nothing to win back Paris
Arska | April 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Good for him. He definitely upgraded lookswise.
SOS | April 16, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Paris is so much more beautiful. This girl’s hair is friend and her teeth are yellow :-( But otherwise still cute (from a straight girl’s POV)
Gando | April 16, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Well,at least he’s visibly having a good time.Which wasn’t (visibly) always the case with Paris Hilton..
cellphone | April 16, 2010 at 6:27 pm
He’d look like a neglected puppy.
Darth | April 16, 2010 at 6:32 pm
The last months must have been tough/rough for him.
Squishy | April 16, 2010 at 9:12 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me | April 17, 2010 at 2:06 am
These people are ugly as hell and they all look sweaty.
newjerseys | April 17, 2010 at 2:09 am
so harmony couples i hope they will be leading happy liver in future