Paris Hilton’s In A Bikini And Other News

The Superficial / March 22, 2012

- If you like tattoos, get in here. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. [Lainey Gossip]

- Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma [Heavy]

- Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. [Dlisted]

- The Hottest Women of March Madness [Bleacher Report]

- Here’s Wolverine as Jean Valjean if you’re into really weird erotic mashups like I in no way am. You have no proof! [TooFab]

- Kate Upton’s breasts are selling something, it’s not really important. [Popoholic]

- Obama as Captain America. This should go over well. [BuzzFeed]

- What kind of country do we live in where an ambitious, inspirational young man can’t bring a porn star to prom? [FilmDrunk]

- I don’t know who or what Jennifer Miller is but I am familiar with asses. Which she has. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hugh Hefner’s son gets a slap on the wrist for defacing company property. [Celebslam]

- “What These Promoters Want From A Ninja?” Have I mentioned how much I love this site’s headlines? [Bossip]

- I’m basically linking to lingerie photos of Russian mail order brides now, and I’m completely okay with this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson’s shirtless in a trailer that’s surprisingly not about pro-life abstinence-only sparkling vampires. Also, it’s a Cronenberg film so I’m all kinds of shocked. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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