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Is this like some sort of Herpes Party where people send their husbands and boyfriends to get it? Because they’ve got it now.
“Hi herpes, how’s it goin?”
Paris who?
“I’m not racist. See? Black guys. Just, y’know, keep them five feet away from me.”
Paris: Party sucks. Send helicopter. LOL.
Bottom left girl: Party sucks. Send Valtrex. :(
Y’know, I love Paris….from afar. Here she is, everyone else has clothes on and she is walking around letting her exhibitionist side go crazy. All those “leaked” photos of her – always nude and everyone else is fully dressed. She doesn’t just want to show off her body, she NEEDS to be naked. And I respect the shit out of her for doing it.
She needs a good hate fucking. The volunteer would need to wear 2 condoms and take a course of antibiotics before and after the deed.
The stash is under the skirt. Try for it if you dare.
OK, I will. No, I won’t. OK, I will.
No, I guess it won’t be me.
Where did her boobs go?
You mean her peas?
Other News!!!!!!!!! Earth is spelled with an E
Didn’t she get implants a while ago? Did they not take?
Fucken useless Bitch! No tits(some guys in NJ have bigger manboobs), massive feet,and STDs but will inherit millions? Go figure….
actually, her grandpa cut her out of his will. He said it was because she was an embarrassment and had no work ethic, but I’m sure you’re right – the real reason is because has has big feet and small tits.
*doink*
Anyone else thinks the girl in the background is wayy hotter than Paris?
She’s getting old and wrinkly looking.
Yeah, check out the granny hands. Isn’t she kinda young to be getting those?
wow she’s skinny.
She’s BACCCCCCK
Haven’t heard much about her lately
Her star has faded
What is this world coming to when a guy can’t take a porn star to the prom?
Ahhh, she looks like an Native American Princess. Princess Herpes simplex two from the Gonorrhea tribe.
Am I the only one who thinks this bony, boy chested heifer’s name should only be in the headlines if it’s her obituary?
You would think that Kim k would lend her some of the fat from her ass to use as breast implants. Gosh!!! Simon cowell has a bigger set.
Isn’t this the same girl that hides smack up in her vag?
Yep, one in the same. Fish ran an article [http://www.thesuperficial.com/guess-where-paris-hilton-smuggles-drugs-09-2010] detailing her…ahmm…storage technique, about 18 months ago.
Like a porn star from the 70s. Except they didn’t pretend to be anything else. I respect porn stars on some level for that. Granted their ego is up there but they don’t pretend to be something else like most of Hollywood.
Flatter than a pancake.
Look how skinny I am when I hold my tummy in.
Thank you for spelling that out. I though Q-Tip was trying to dress up their cotton swabs.
For someone with all that money, her taste in clothes – bathing suits, in particular – is awful.
Sucking her gut in like her baby crabs’ lives depended on it. The baby crabs in her stank chocha, that is.