Paris Hilton’s In A Bikini And Other News

March 22nd, 2012 // 32 Comments

- If you like tattoos, get in here. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. [Lainey Gossip]

- Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma [Heavy]

- Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. [Dlisted]

- The Hottest Women of March Madness [Bleacher Report]

- Here’s Wolverine as Jean Valjean if you’re into really weird erotic mashups like I in no way am. You have no proof! [TooFab]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts are selling something, it’s not really important. [Popoholic]

- Obama as Captain America. This should go over well. [BuzzFeed]

- What kind of country do we live in where an ambitious, inspirational young man can’t bring a porn star to prom? [FilmDrunk]

- I don’t know who or what Jennifer Miller is but I am familiar with asses. Which she has. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Hugh Hefner‘s son gets a slap on the wrist for defacing company property. [Celebslam]

- “What These Promoters Want From A Ninja?” Have I mentioned how much I love this site’s headlines? [Bossip]

- I’m basically linking to lingerie photos of Russian mail order brides now, and I’m completely okay with this. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson‘s shirtless in a trailer that’s surprisingly not about pro-life abstinence-only sparkling vampires. Also, it’s a Cronenberg film so I’m all kinds of shocked. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this like some sort of Herpes Party where people send their husbands and boyfriends to get it? Because they’ve got it now.

  2. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Free Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi herpes, how’s it goin?”

  3. Deacon Jones

    Paris who?

  4. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not racist. See? Black guys. Just, y’know, keep them five feet away from me.”

  5. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris: Party sucks. Send helicopter. LOL.
    Bottom left girl: Party sucks. Send Valtrex. :(

  6. Do_Freebird

    Y’know, I love Paris….from afar. Here she is, everyone else has clothes on and she is walking around letting her exhibitionist side go crazy. All those “leaked” photos of her – always nude and everyone else is fully dressed. She doesn’t just want to show off her body, she NEEDS to be naked. And I respect the shit out of her for doing it.

  7. Cock Dr

    She needs a good hate fucking. The volunteer would need to wear 2 condoms and take a course of antibiotics before and after the deed.
    The stash is under the skirt. Try for it if you dare.

  8. RLB

    Where did her boobs go?

  9. modemscrotum

    Other News!!!!!!!!! Earth is spelled with an E

  10. Dick Smokehand

    Didn’t she get implants a while ago? Did they not take?

  11. God is Black

    Fucken useless Bitch! No tits(some guys in NJ have bigger manboobs), massive feet,and STDs but will inherit millions? Go figure….

    • Schmidtler

      actually, her grandpa cut her out of his will. He said it was because she was an embarrassment and had no work ethic, but I’m sure you’re right – the real reason is because has has big feet and small tits.

  12. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else thinks the girl in the background is wayy hotter than Paris?

  13. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s getting old and wrinkly looking.

  14. alex

    wow she’s skinny.

  15. ace11


    Haven’t heard much about her lately

    Her star has faded

  16. What is this world coming to when a guy can’t take a porn star to the prom?

  17. Ahhh, she looks like an Native American Princess. Princess Herpes simplex two from the Gonorrhea tribe.

  18. splashsos

    Am I the only one who thinks this bony, boy chested heifer’s name should only be in the headlines if it’s her obituary?

  19. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    Mrs. Salt
    Commented on this photo:

    You would think that Kim k would lend her some of the fat from her ass to use as breast implants. Gosh!!! Simon cowell has a bigger set.

  20. Bill Clinton

    Isn’t this the same girl that hides smack up in her vag?

    • Jill

      Yep, one in the same. Fish ran an article [] detailing her…ahmm…storage technique, about 18 months ago.

  21. Green Panda

    Like a porn star from the 70s. Except they didn’t pretend to be anything else. I respect porn stars on some level for that. Granted their ego is up there but they don’t pretend to be something else like most of Hollywood.

  22. vekfan

    Flatter than a pancake.

  23. Paris Hilton Bikini Afrojack
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Look how skinny I am when I hold my tummy in.

  24. SFRowGuy

    Thank you for spelling that out. I though Q-Tip was trying to dress up their cotton swabs.

  25. Huh?

    For someone with all that money, her taste in clothes – bathing suits, in particular – is awful.

  26. Sucking her gut in like her baby crabs’ lives depended on it. The baby crabs in her stank chocha, that is.

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