Paris Hilton Wore This To Her Mom’s Birthday Dinner And Other News

- Brad Pitt continues his transition to Fabio. [Dlisted]

- Mind The Gap Monday should be federally recognized. I said it. [theCHIVE]

- Eva Mendes is still banging Ryan Gosling despite talk of South African vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s Javier Bardem as a Bond villain who doesn’t use a blowgun and/or Dutch Boy haircut to murder people, so fuck this movie. [BuzzFeed]

- Jonah Hill had to follow Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live. I’m okay with this. [Heavy]

- John Carter bombed? Get the fuck out. [FilmDrunk]

- Jessica Alba is a “pseudo rocker” now. Also, hot. [Popoholic]

- Coco tried to destroy her ass because she’s Satan. That’s how I read this. [Starpulse]

- Hey, look, it’s Adriana Lima’s nipple! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Blake Shelton has decided to tackle his homophobe issue by banging Adam Levine. That should do it. [HuffPost Entertainment]

- Micaela Schaefer is somebody in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Josh Duhamel has a mohawk now, so just assume Fergie’s penis shaved it into his head. [TooFab]

- Winter’s 100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twit Pics [Bleacher Report]

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