Paris Hilton Wore This To Her Mom’s Birthday Dinner And Other News

March 12th, 2012 // 25 Comments

- Brad Pitt continues his transition to Fabio. [Dlisted]

- Mind The Gap Monday should be federally recognized. I said it. [theCHIVE]

- Eva Mendes is still banging Ryan Gosling despite talk of South African vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- Here’s Javier Bardem as a Bond villain who doesn’t use a blowgun and/or Dutch Boy haircut to murder people, so fuck this movie. [BuzzFeed]

- Jonah Hill had to follow Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live. I’m okay with this. [Heavy]

- John Carter bombed? Get the fuck out. [FilmDrunk]

- Jessica Alba is a “pseudo rocker” now. Also, hot. [Popoholic]

- Coco tried to destroy her ass because she’s Satan. That’s how I read this. [Starpulse]

- Hey, look, it’s Adriana Lima‘s nipple! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Blake Shelton has decided to tackle his homophobe issue by banging Adam Levine. That should do it. [HuffPost Entertainment]

- Micaela Schaefer is somebody in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Josh Duhamel has a mohawk now, so just assume Fergie‘s penis shaved it into his head. [TooFab]

- Winter’s 100 Steamiest Sports Hottie Twit Pics [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy.
    I expect nothing less from a low intellect party girl who parlayed a homemade sex tape into infamy and cash, cash, cash.
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    • Any Guy

      even worse, she never needed the cash from the sex tape and could have done something meaningful with her family’s wealth. instead she’s so narcissistic she degrades herself no less than the common prostitute for ‘fame’. DIE IN A HOTEL FIRE WHORE.

  2. I can’t decide what offends me more. The large hair nodule on her head, the oversized sunglasses or the fact that surprisingly, people still give a shit about Paris Hilton.

  3. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Commented on this photo:

    I would find it hard to walk while constantly thinking about how I’m going to look in a picture. Of course, when I’m actually caught on film, I’m just a costumed, crime-fighting blur.

  4. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Commented on this photo:

    “No need to thank me, citizen. Herpes Girl is happy to infect everyone she can. My whoring here is done.”

  5. Ganja Din

    Just as the race to land a man on the moon gave us many scientific advances, now thanks to the Hiltons we know that fashion apparel can be woven entirely from Valtrex fibers.

  6. Geedog

    She’s still alive? Who knew?!

  7. Can we get Paris out of the way and focus in on the smoking hot, non-wonk-eyed brunette behind her?

  8. grobpilot

    I thought she’d dissolved into a bubbling puddle of herp.

  9. How old is this chick? She’s already getting granny hands

  10. This whore again?

    Didn’t she wear almost that same outfit when she did that amateur porno with Shannen Doherty’s ex Rick Soloman?

  11. modemscrotum

    Say what you will about her, but the amount she spends on Valtrex every month keeps this economy from a deeper recession

  12. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    It was Paris’ night to be in the Hilton Hooker Barrel ™

  13. Inmate 12236969

    I was listening to Howard Stern a couple of weeks ago; SNL staff was on the show talking about when she hosted it. They said this bitch isn’t about shit just a big ass snob wouldn’t even say good morning to people.

  14. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Mistress Paris is a really shitty birthday present, but it is kind of sweet that Paris gave her mother something that she made with her own “loving” hands.

  15. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Classtastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Isnt she in her 30′s? She should start dressing her age…she’s not a 21 year old clubber anymore.

  16. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    She can use her nose to fish
    She’s actually looking alright, unlike Lindsay Lohan who is fucked up already

  17. El Jefe

    I wonder if when she goes places they have a maid on standby with a cloth and a bottle of disinfectant spraying down everywhere she sits and touches?

  18. Alitax

    South America, South Africa…you know, same difference.

  19. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    desperate to be noticed

  20. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    who’s that hot bitch behind her ?

  21. Paris Hilton Cleavage Moms Birthday
    Wile E. Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Just look at mom. Secretly she’s regretting smoking all that weed during pregnancy.

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