Paris Hilton Was in a Bikini and Other News

December 27th, 2010 // 83 Comments

- The Palins are leaving Alaska. [Popeater]

- Richard Chamberlain: “Gay actors should never come out of the closet.” [Dlisted]

- Katie Holmes is allowed to drive. With a chaperone. [Lainey Gossip]

- Karissa Shannon and Pete Ross spend time together before he gets shipped to jail. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Erin Heatherton is your new Marisa Miller. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Penelope Cruz looks like she’s having fun. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Boo Boo Muffin Butt

    Bwak bwak bwak! Chicken Hilton shakin’ it!

  2. Oh Hell No

    Yuck….where’s the tits?

    • clappy drippy nippy

      What tits? More proof here this whore is a butt-average skank. Who would give that hag even a second look? And how does someone that tall manage to still look stumpy?

      FUCK YOU BITCH!

    • oldfool

      Paris boobies–now you see them, now you don’t. MAGIC

  3. Hemingway

    Hey, that’s not a bad ass for someone that thin. I’d hit it.

    Then probably kill myself afterward.

  4. That entire ocean is infected now..

  5. WhoCares

    She dosen’t look as skinny as shes been before. Pretty good looking body from the neck down.

  6. The Dude

    Look at those buns and thighs… looks like someone had breakfast that morning.

  7. Paris Hilton
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    A concerned citizen quickly directed her out of the water just before the local sea life was eradicated.

  8. Satan's bitch

    That reminds me, we’re out of chicken wings.

  9. jumpin_j

    What? The Palins are leaving Alaska? QUITTERS!!!

  10. MarkM

    Although I hate her, I’ve always thought she was pretty damned hot…but now it looks like she’s getting really junky in the trunky!

  11. bloody toothbrush

    Looks like someone’s startin to spread. Shes 30 yrs old now, time for her to settle down and get married and have kids like Nicole did.

  12. TJL

    Maybe a shark will eat her

  13. Paris Hilton
    Upskrt Celebs
    Commented on this photo:

    She used to have an ass so flat it was concave. Now it’s a bit bubbly. She’s been gaining some good weight.

  14. Paris Hilton
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Gonorrhea must be slippery.

  15. GravyLeg

    And people wonder why incidents of shark attacks are up… Just swimming along minding your own business and BAM… You got the herpes.

  16. Choque

    Looking at this picture I recommend that from here on out Paris Hilton be referred to as “Dumpy Butt”.

  17. Paris Hilton
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    yummy….mmmmmm

  18. Paris Hilton
    jake_ryan
    Commented on this photo:

    Guess who just sprouted a pair of birthing hips? Let’s all pray she doesn’t use them.

  19. thepinktaco

    Wall, meet Ms. Hilton.

  20. Fool's gold

    Nice shit houser!

  21. jojo

    She is a walking cumbucket.

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    Dam Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fantastic…love her

  23. Paris Hilton
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the scariest feet on the planet

  24. salsa

    Good heavens, what enormous feet this bitch has!

  25. datroof

    She’s got a decent body. Ridden with herpes and god knows what other VD, but still decent.

    Though she is looking like she better hit the gym real soon. Gravity is going to start having it’s way with her (like any random penis she encounters) very very soon. Women fall to pieces physically after 30 if they don’t take care of themselves.

  26. SirJohnnyRotten

    It is common knowlege that she has herpes and yet the guys still want a sore on there pee pee , for life!

  27. Paris Hilton
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    They will never get the smell out of the water!

  28. Paris Hilton
    Unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ she looks good.

  29. If that nose were any more hook-like she could catch a fish with it.

  30. that bod on any other chick would be crap. and she’s cut out of the will. what’s left

  31. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    This is the first pic of her where I have ever seen any sort of an ass cheek. From behind she usually looks like her back has a crack in it, and then legs. Weight gain looks good on her, but I still think she is the Worst Person of the 2000′s. Her influence brought us a ton of famous for nothing people, and she gets away with so much crap it is disgusting.

  32. Ilikeyp

    OH WOW!!!!! HER BODY IS SO HOT!!! EVERYONE IS HATING ON HER BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY COULD NEVER HAVE HER!!! THIS IS ONE HOT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. I see London, I see France, I see where Paris hides her crabs.

  34. Paris Hilton
    kevin
    Commented on this photo:

    sooo hott!!!! her body!

  35. Paris Hilton
    matt
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG HER BODY IS SUPER SEXY

  36. Your mama is crying

    I would so hit this.

    I hate myself for feeling this way, but she really isn’t that bad. Nice butt.

  37. mcfeely smackup

    there is just nothing attractive about her body, and i’m pretty sure she’s legally qualified for a handicapped permit due to scoliosis. Human spines are not supposed to look like that.

  38. Paris Hilton
    Commented on this photo:

    I was going to elaborate, but bottom line is yeah, I’d hit it. Hiltonbutt 2.0 looks great on her, as well as them hips in pic 19, where the guy totally stole my intended move.

  39. mfb

    gaining a little weight….hello 30′s

  40. Paris Hilton
    NudeNerd
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, she had silicone booty shots FOR SURE.

  41. gluebomb

    when people read about penicillin being found in the water supply she is the reason why so the whole planet doesnt get her std’s

  42. anon

    in that first pic, paris looks like she’s built like one of those chihuahuas she used to carry around

  43. wim

    she just hopes numerous horny(as usual) americans give her positive comment.
    my comment?
    ………………JUST HANG YOURSELF.

    (thanks anyway)

  44. Paris Hilton
    Sixty
    Commented on this photo:

    Hate to belabor the obvious, but this chick is just so unexceptional.

  45. Paris Hilton
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there such a thing as ass crabs?

  46. Paris Hilton
    Anne
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she has a nice. proportional body, ya she gained weight but she looks better than her anorexic looking self

  47. Paris Hilton
    Oud
    Commented on this photo:

    These photos look really good. The photographer was really good at taking the pictures. These look more like a PR photos than a paparazzi photos.

  48. Paris Hilton
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like her and I actually weigh the same now. Poor her.

  49. burton

    Im confused, Im 30 and i havent gained weight, had 2 kids and still weigh 125 and five foot ten…my waist is still 26 inches…my boobs are still 32b ( i like them)…its all how you eat, live and how much working out you get, i see 20 year olds who look like shit, its not just age its lifestyle.

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