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Bwak bwak bwak! Chicken Hilton shakin’ it!
I want to bury my face in her ass for days.
Oh Hugh, no.
Again, no.
My dink would disappear in her man hands.
I want a little person!
Yuck….where’s the tits?
What tits? More proof here this whore is a butt-average skank. Who would give that hag even a second look? And how does someone that tall manage to still look stumpy?
FUCK YOU BITCH!
Paris boobies–now you see them, now you don’t. MAGIC
Hey, that’s not a bad ass for someone that thin. I’d hit it.
Then probably kill myself afterward.
but the important thing is you would hit it first.
That entire ocean is infected now..
LOL!
I still love her, though. She makes me laugh.
She dosen’t look as skinny as shes been before. Pretty good looking body from the neck down.
Look at those buns and thighs… looks like someone had breakfast that morning.
maybe Benjamin Millepied knocked her up.
A concerned citizen quickly directed her out of the water just before the local sea life was eradicated.
That reminds me, we’re out of chicken wings.
What? The Palins are leaving Alaska? QUITTERS!!!
Although I hate her, I’ve always thought she was pretty damned hot…but now it looks like she’s getting really junky in the trunky!
Looks like someone’s startin to spread. Shes 30 yrs old now, time for her to settle down and get married and have kids like Nicole did.
…heh ANY kid that falls out of THAT vag better be wearing a biohazard suit..heck any man that wonders INTO it better be wearing one too!!
Maybe a shark will eat her
She used to have an ass so flat it was concave. Now it’s a bit bubbly. She’s been gaining some good weight.
Gonorrhea must be slippery.
And people wonder why incidents of shark attacks are up… Just swimming along minding your own business and BAM… You got the herpes.
Looking at this picture I recommend that from here on out Paris Hilton be referred to as “Dumpy Butt”.
yummy….mmmmmm
Guess who just sprouted a pair of birthing hips? Let’s all pray she doesn’t use them.
Wall, meet Ms. Hilton.
Nice shit houser!
She is a walking cumbucket.
She looks fantastic…love her
She has the scariest feet on the planet
Good heavens, what enormous feet this bitch has!
Bony, flipper feet.
She’s got a decent body. Ridden with herpes and god knows what other VD, but still decent.
Though she is looking like she better hit the gym real soon. Gravity is going to start having it’s way with her (like any random penis she encounters) very very soon. Women fall to pieces physically after 30 if they don’t take care of themselves.
It is common knowlege that she has herpes and yet the guys still want a sore on there pee pee , for life!
there pee pee? or their pee pee?
I don’t believe she has herpes. And i would love to test it out.
it’s all fun and games ’til the scabs start to form and your dick bleeds puss
They will never get the smell out of the water!
Jesus Christ she looks good.
If that nose were any more hook-like she could catch a fish with it.
yeah from the side she looks like she has a beak instead of a nose
that bod on any other chick would be crap. and she’s cut out of the will. what’s left
This is the first pic of her where I have ever seen any sort of an ass cheek. From behind she usually looks like her back has a crack in it, and then legs. Weight gain looks good on her, but I still think she is the Worst Person of the 2000′s. Her influence brought us a ton of famous for nothing people, and she gets away with so much crap it is disgusting.
OH WOW!!!!! HER BODY IS SO HOT!!! EVERYONE IS HATING ON HER BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY COULD NEVER HAVE HER!!! THIS IS ONE HOT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s fucked so many people- she is hardly a “conquest”.
not jealous over here!
I see London, I see France, I see where Paris hides her crabs.
sooo hott!!!! her body!
OMG HER BODY IS SUPER SEXY
I would so hit this.
I hate myself for feeling this way, but she really isn’t that bad. Nice butt.
there is just nothing attractive about her body, and i’m pretty sure she’s legally qualified for a handicapped permit due to scoliosis. Human spines are not supposed to look like that.
I was going to elaborate, but bottom line is yeah, I’d hit it. Hiltonbutt 2.0 looks great on her, as well as them hips in pic 19, where the guy totally stole my intended move.
gaining a little weight….hello 30′s
Yep, she had silicone booty shots FOR SURE.
when people read about penicillin being found in the water supply she is the reason why so the whole planet doesnt get her std’s
in that first pic, paris looks like she’s built like one of those chihuahuas she used to carry around
she just hopes numerous horny(as usual) americans give her positive comment.
my comment?
………………JUST HANG YOURSELF.
(thanks anyway)
Hate to belabor the obvious, but this chick is just so unexceptional.
Is there such a thing as ass crabs?
i think she has a nice. proportional body, ya she gained weight but she looks better than her anorexic looking self
These photos look really good. The photographer was really good at taking the pictures. These look more like a PR photos than a paparazzi photos.
She gained alot of wieght!!
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0903/paris-hilton-bikini-1-spl85844_001.jpg
http://www.guyp.co.il/wp-content/uploads/galleries/_652/custom_56jip1hvtec.jpg
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1010/paris-hilton-topless-photoshoot-again-01.jpg
http://www.guyp.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/paris-nicky-122310-23-478×764.jpg
looks like her and I actually weigh the same now. Poor her.
Im confused, Im 30 and i havent gained weight, had 2 kids and still weigh 125 and five foot ten…my waist is still 26 inches…my boobs are still 32b ( i like them)…its all how you eat, live and how much working out you get, i see 20 year olds who look like shit, its not just age its lifestyle.