Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center following her arrest for cocaine possession last week. Turns out this is barely a fraction of the time served by normal inmates who didn’t fall out of wealthy vaginas. What are the odds? The Las Vegas Review-Journal reports:
Jessica Murray of Bob’s Bail Bonds said her clients “are all asking me ‘why can’t we get out that quick.’ ”
Murray, whose clientele is mostly “working girls” charged with nonviolent soliciting or trespassing counts, said the average booking time on those charges is four to 12 hours, followed by another four to 12 hours until release.
But authorities say they weren’t doing Hilton any favors. The 5-foot, 8-inch model/actress/celebrity was just too hot to handle.
“Yeah, she was treated differently so I don’t have a disruption of my process here at the county jail,” said Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Deputy Chief Jim Dixon, who runs the detention center. “When you bring somebody in like that, everybody comes over and tries to look at them. I’d have officers attempting to keep inmates away from her. I’d have disruptions.”
In the Deputy Chief’s defense, trying to process a celebrity has to be a gigantic pain in his ass even without a media circus waiting in the parking lot. That said, this Jessica Murphy person thinks Paris Hilton should’ve been treated like a common prostitute which is probably the most valid and logical argument I’ll ever hear in my life. Seriously, how is this woman not running for president? She has ideas.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Que | September 7, 2010 at 11:55 am
Que nice por que not infected but too bad es.
Balzac | September 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Right. Hey Fish, one would think that a “writer,” (or a journalist of sorts) would know the saying is “stop the PRESSES!”
Pathetic.
Robot | September 7, 2010 at 6:23 pm
Maybe he put a twist on it. Like no body would want to run this story but had to so used only on press.
Taz | September 7, 2010 at 11:59 am
Being rich must kick ass
Becky | September 7, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Would you really want her in jail with other people? She’d probably get her diseases all over. She should be in solitary confinement, preferably in a vat of disinfectant
soupofdefish | September 7, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Common hooker rates higher then Paris every will in my book. Maybe cause I have access to the common sluts. Not that I have ever paid for a whore. Thought about it once though. My dad was mean he liked to hit us kids. Not sure, that might have something to do with this post. Damn my poor hard working father. I’m getting ready to go to prison. Sure could have used the rich thing. Well I hope Paris shows up while I’m there. Would love some rich herpes. I here there strain in so much nicer to live with. Good day and yeah. Being poor is pretty nice.
Randal | September 7, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Somebody got paid to shoot her out through the 10 item or less lane. No way to prove it but yep somebody got paid at least 50k to have her out fast and it’s probably someone with higher authority than you think. For a judge to phone in an ROR there definately was promise of money somewhere, have to call a judge at home. Whatever that deputy told the press is complete bullshit, jailer doesn’t care who you are you goto jail and that’s it. Dirty politician, dirty city council, dirty cops I have no doubt.
fatguyinalittleshirt | September 7, 2010 at 12:41 pm
yup.
Taz | September 7, 2010 at 11:59 am
Being rich must kick ass
–> +1
Jimbo | September 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm
How do you know all of this Randal? How rich was the vagina you crawled out of?
grobpilot | September 7, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Walked out of?
Randal(l) | September 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
pole vaulted out of
KV | September 7, 2010 at 1:17 pm
For a bitch with to much money, she has a horrible fashion sense. That dress is hideous !!!! But then again money doesn’t mean good taste.
snarkyscreenname | September 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
The dress isn’t as bad as the sunglasses!
girl who likes it in da butt | September 7, 2010 at 2:11 pm
paris has never known how to dress herself. she doesn’t dress her age either. it’s so pathetic. she always looks new money.
girl who likes it in da butt | September 7, 2010 at 2:13 pm
she isn’t even wearing the top right, it’s way too open.
Dave | September 7, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Her top looks great and I love the sunglasses!! What is wrong with you people!! Paris is beautiful…
Melissa | September 7, 2010 at 6:18 pm
She probably looks like that ’cause she’s in Hawaii…it might not be cute, but that’s how tourists dress here.
Righty Whitey | September 7, 2010 at 1:29 pm
her parents must be so proud of her.
Dave | September 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm
God I love that woman!! How can you not??? She is awesome…I don’t care about a little coke, FREE PARIS!!!
Bow Down Assholes | September 7, 2010 at 2:03 pm
80 percent of cops are bought and paid for, the same as the government. She’ll get no jail time of course. Look at her face. She isn’t even worried about it. All men are created equal? What a fucking joke. This country deserves what it gets.
just a thought | September 7, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Of course they wern’t going to throw her in with everyone else. To process her through like everone else would have required that she be held in a cell. That normally would also intail a body (and body cavity) search. Now what poor deputy is going to want to do THAT. He’d have to don a bio-hazzard suit to perform that task. I say they just called the judge and begged him to issue a ROR so as to save them from having to perform such a repugnent job.
Jay | September 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Pampered twits like Paris will always get special treatment. If she were put into population she’d be pounded into dog puddy in about 15 minutes. I’d hate to see a prisoner get time added on for fixing Paris’ smirk. She’s not worth it.
KANYEISGAY | September 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm
PARIS 2012, she will legalize drugs and end gang violence .DRUG LAWS CAUSE DRUG CRIME. She will have to fumigate the White House first.
timmy the dying boy | September 7, 2010 at 4:06 pm
This is Vegas. All Paris has to do is call up the proper bar code on her phone screen, flash it, and go directly to the express lane.
Randal(l) | September 7, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I agree, Laws are for jerks who were dumb enough to not be billionaires. When I make my first Billion I’m going to kill and eat all kinds of endangered species on live TV. My Black Rhino and Giant Panda sandwich is going to go great with my White Tiger smoothie. My punishment will be that the local sheriff will be disappointed in me.
Some random European | September 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Who the fuck are you? Just asking, because you, Sir, are super awesome.
mfb | September 7, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I know one thing…if i’m super rich and famous, i’d demand special treatment….the hell with all of you knaves…
dudeatdudedotdude | September 7, 2010 at 8:01 pm
none of us would do the time if we had the money. who the fuck would chose jail when a few grand–hell even if it was twenty–was a mere bag of shells to you
SettingDudeEatDudeStraight | September 7, 2010 at 8:56 pm
The expression is “mere bagatelle”, not “mere bag of shells”. Read more books, surf less porn. And don’t try to say you were joking, because you weren’t.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 8, 2010 at 6:54 am
it’s a ralph cramden quote, genius
captain america | September 7, 2010 at 11:44 pm
…….AMERICANS ARE CORRUPT?
(be patient, she wll collapse)
JollyJumJuck | September 8, 2010 at 12:34 am
Paris has been able to flout authority for years because no one will stand up to her, because of her connections. If there was any proof that Karma is lazy and selective, just look at her.
I thought the cops in Nevada were different from those in California, but it seems that if you’re above the law in one jurisdiction, you’re above the law everywhere. I don’t know why some people like Lohan and Hilton aren’t just put on a list which makes them impossible to be arrested. Nothing is EVER done to them after the arrest, so let’s just save the police some time and have them harass and beat on non-rich, non-celebrities.