Paris Hilton Really Wants Attention and Other News

August 5th, 2010 // 23 Comments

- Kanye West tweets + New Yorker cartoons = Awesome. [PopEater]

- Whoopi Goldberg loves Mel Gibson, hates White House crashers. Everyone got that? [Dlisted]

- Kristin Cavallari’s pancake tits will handle this one. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Watson had some sort of alteration to hair. [Lainey Gossip]

- The chick who played “Young Jenny” in Forrest Gump topless and covered in chocolate sauce? I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Avengers teaser is already out. Okay. [IDLYITW]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Love magazine. [Popoholic]

- Perrey Reeves: A Topless Retrospective. [Egotastic]

- J-Woww’s boyfriend finally watches an episode of Jersey Shore and realizes he’s an idiot. [The Fab Life]

- Justin Bieber on CSI. [The Blemish]

- Kim Kardashian only dates a certain type of man. You don’t say… [Bossip]

- Jessica Simpson has “made peace” with her body. [Huffington Post]

- Lily Allen confirms pregnancy. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Robert Pattinson in leather. [Hollywood Life]

- Chris Brown is allowed at premieres? [ICYDK]

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  1. wing nut

    Are you sure that’s Paris? That looks an awful lot like a Tranny from West Hollywood.

  2. flesh

    at least she covered those knobknees…..

  3. Ed

    Emma Watson looks like the don’t-ask-don’t-tell girls I knew in the Navy way back when.

  4. Mary Jane

    My thoughts exactly she looks WAY Tranny… from West Hollywood, omg I think I’ve actually seen him.

  5. ROUGH standing in sushi

    What a minute! I just google the translation of “made peace” and it sent me to a Carnie Wilson pre-stomach staples link…What gives?

  6. josh

    Ugly ho.

  7. Sobrietyisacrutch

    It’s like 95 degrees in L.A. What’s up with the leather jacket?
    Yes.
    I notice these things.

  8. Grifter

    I so much want to punch this cunt in the head.

  9. Solaera

    She dresses like a dork.

  10. Taz

    Perrey Reeves is such a hot piece of ass

  11. congrats to lily allen

  12. Death Knees, heh! her knees really freak me out. Oh, the baby-doll voice is kinda strange

  13. what???

    Does this mildly retarded cunt own a mirror? Does she realize people laugh at her? I can almost hear the thoughts of the guy to her right with the smile on his face…something like…”what an incredible asshole”.

    • iamWOMAN

      if the person looking at her were a woman i’m sure thats what they would be thinking, but this guy is obviously ogling at her and thinking ‘INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS THAT I WILL NOT WRITE!’ yes,yes its quite obvious.

  14. captain america

    because she just feels she is part of the LOSING PART.

  15. Rachel Corrie

    Too old.

  16. Budhaven

    Paris is loving the fact that Lohan is in jail. She’s popular again!

  17. Paris Hilton
    momo
    Commented on this photo:

    she hot

  18. momo

    shes hot!

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