Paris Hilton Really Wants Attention and Other News

- Kanye West tweets + New Yorker cartoons = Awesome. [PopEater]

- Whoopi Goldberg loves Mel Gibson, hates White House crashers. Everyone got that? [Dlisted]

- Kristin Cavallari’s pancake tits will handle this one. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Watson had some sort of alteration to hair. [Lainey Gossip]

- The chick who played “Young Jenny” in Forrest Gump topless and covered in chocolate sauce? I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Avengers teaser is already out. Okay. [IDLYITW]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Love magazine. [Popoholic]

- Perrey Reeves: A Topless Retrospective. [Egotastic]

- J-Woww’s boyfriend finally watches an episode of Jersey Shore and realizes he’s an idiot. [The Fab Life]

- Justin Bieber on CSI. [The Blemish]

- Kim Kardashian only dates a certain type of man. You don’t say… [Bossip]

- Jessica Simpson has “made peace” with her body. [Huffington Post]

- Lily Allen confirms pregnancy. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Robert Pattinson in leather. [Hollywood Life]

- Chris Brown is allowed at premieres? [ICYDK]

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