- Kanye West tweets + New Yorker cartoons = Awesome. [PopEater]
- Whoopi Goldberg loves Mel Gibson, hates White House crashers. Everyone got that? [Dlisted]
- Kristin Cavallari’s pancake tits will handle this one. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Emma Watson had some sort of alteration to hair. [Lainey Gossip]
- The chick who played “Young Jenny” in Forrest Gump topless and covered in chocolate sauce? I don’t even know. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The Avengers teaser is already out. Okay. [IDLYITW]
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Love magazine. [Popoholic]
- Perrey Reeves: A Topless Retrospective. [Egotastic]
- J-Woww’s boyfriend finally watches an episode of Jersey Shore and realizes he’s an idiot. [The Fab Life]
- Justin Bieber on CSI. [The Blemish]
- Kim Kardashian only dates a certain type of man. You don’t say… [Bossip]
- Jessica Simpson has “made peace” with her body. [Huffington Post]
- Lily Allen confirms pregnancy. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Robert Pattinson in leather. [Hollywood Life]
- Chris Brown is allowed at premieres? [ICYDK]
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Are you sure that’s Paris? That looks an awful lot like a Tranny from West Hollywood.
IT’s Madonna!!! Bad day for Paris but I still would
at least she covered those knobknees…..
Emma Watson looks like the don’t-ask-don’t-tell girls I knew in the Navy way back when.
My thoughts exactly she looks WAY Tranny… from West Hollywood, omg I think I’ve actually seen him.
What a minute! I just google the translation of “made peace” and it sent me to a Carnie Wilson pre-stomach staples link…What gives?
Ugly ho.
It’s like 95 degrees in L.A. What’s up with the leather jacket?
Yes.
I notice these things.
I so much want to punch this cunt in the head.
lol…my thoughts exactly
She dresses like a dork.
wow whats school do u go too?
Perrey Reeves is such a hot piece of ass
congrats to lily allen
Death Knees, heh! her knees really freak me out. Oh, the baby-doll voice is kinda strange
Does this mildly retarded cunt own a mirror? Does she realize people laugh at her? I can almost hear the thoughts of the guy to her right with the smile on his face…something like…”what an incredible asshole”.
if the person looking at her were a woman i’m sure thats what they would be thinking, but this guy is obviously ogling at her and thinking ‘INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS THAT I WILL NOT WRITE!’ yes,yes its quite obvious.
because she just feels she is part of the LOSING PART.
Too old.
too old? shes 29. I think she actually looks sexy here
Paris is loving the fact that Lohan is in jail. She’s popular again!
she hot
shes hot!