Paris Hilton Suing Over Hilarious Plane Crash Prank That Was Hilarious

Seeing Paris Hilton genuinely believing she’s about to die in a plane crash is probably the greatest thing that’s ever happened in my life after the Kim Kardashian sex tape flag which I’ve now decided has won. It’s the winner. Surprisingly, it wasn’t the greatest thing that’s happened in Paris’ life because she’s now planning to sue Egyptian TV show Ramez In Control for tricking her into thinking she was filming a reality show in Dubai – hence the mics on everybody – only to put her on airbus for a 15-minute tour that turned into a beautifully orchestrated stunt where the pilot did a nosedive and actors were tossed out of the plane with parachutes. It was really that magical, but again, no dick-suck flag. TMZ reports:

Our sources say she’s “totally freaked out” over flying anywhere … something she’s required to constantly do. She’s already called her lawyers to find out who’s responsible, and they told her she has a solid case for emotional distress.
Paris tells them she had absolutely no clue this was a prank … she wasn’t in on it. She also doesn’t believe anyone in her camp was involved.
An Egyptian TV show host engineered the prank as they flew over Dubai.
And Paris says … it was a lot worse than it looked on video. She says the plane almost hit the water during the dive and then steeply pulled out of the dive, almost doing a loop as it ascended.

My life is very, very empty, so I really need it to be true that Paris wasn’t in on the prank, and by most accounts, it seems like she wasn’t, but it could go either way. Not to mention, she didn’t lift up her skirt and spray everyone with herpes which is her body’s natural defense system, and goddammit, I just convinced myself she knew. Sonofabitch. IS NOTHING BEAUTIFUL ANYMORE?!

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