Paris Hilton is Topless Again. In Theory.
Paris Hilton continued her topless sunbathing regimen in Sardinia yesterday and I’m not even going to bother starring these pics considering how blurry they are. Seriously, for all we know some paparazzo just set some LEGO figures on the edge of his tub. Which, from a purely hygienic standpoint, is actually way sexier than the concept presented in the headline. “Ooh, yeah, put on a knight’s helmet – and now this jetpack.”