Paris Hilton (In A Bikini) Has A New Boyfriend, Hope He Likes AIDS, And Other News

September 25th, 2012 // 15 Comments

- The Lingerie Football League Fired Multiple NFL Replacement Refs For Incompetence [BuzzFeed]

- Just… GODDAMN YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! GODDAMN YOU TO HELL! [Lainey Gossip]

- Oktoberfest-themed cleavage. Sieg heil! Wait. [theCHIVE]

- Fiona Apple messed with Texas. You don’t do that. [Dlisted]

- Diddy has sex with this. [Popoholic]

- 50 Years of Bond Girls [TooFab]

- Beyonce might be fake-pregnant again. [IDLYITW]

- Victoria Justice has her own doll you can buy now. This should end well. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So Wolverine‘s on meth in this one? Neat. [FilmDrunk]

- Whoever gave Rihanna a Twitter account, bless you. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus had to bang Ashton Kutcher on Two and A Half Men. [Just Jared]

- Lady GaGa‘s just going to keep getting fat. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Paris Hilton Bikini New Boyfriend
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears that Paris has given up on acquiring yet another D list celebrity boyfriend.
    Main criteria now for entrance into the herpes gateway is whiteness, height and an inate understanding that you never block the camera shot.

  2. FattyFatty2X4

    Allegedly Fish, cover your ass bud

  3. Mohawk Disco

    The kid in Two and a Half Men is in the army now? There was an episode when they threatened him. But making it a reality shows how out of ideas they are. So glad I haven’t watched in a year.

  4. Paris Hilton Bikini New Boyfriend
    ozmosis
    Commented on this photo:

    If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had going in, she’d be a porcupine.

  5. nrrvs

    She as gained weight

  6. Paris Hilton Bikini New Boyfriend
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    she can’t even fill out bikini bottoms… fail.

  7. Blow Off

    He looks like an ugly, groupie perv, just look at the way he keeps checking out her ass. He must really be a stupid jerk. I’m sure even she could do better, and he’s also looks like he has a hairy back. Yuck!

  8. Paris Hilton Bikini New Boyfriend
    rr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great.

  9. Paris Hilton Bikini New Boyfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    Light and shadow are boobs’ best friends.

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