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- Miley Cyrus had to bang Ashton Kutcher on Two and A Half Men. [Just Jared]
- Lady GaGa‘s just going to keep getting fat. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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It appears that Paris has given up on acquiring yet another D list celebrity boyfriend.
Main criteria now for entrance into the herpes gateway is whiteness, height and an inate understanding that you never block the camera shot.
Allegedly Fish, cover your ass bud
The kid in Two and a Half Men is in the army now? There was an episode when they threatened him. But making it a reality shows how out of ideas they are. So glad I haven’t watched in a year.
If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had going in, she’d be a porcupine.
Tighten up your joke. It had potential, but too wordy.
My first language is Mandarin.
She as gained weight
But she keeps it in Bermuda to avoid taxes.
she can’t even fill out bikini bottoms… fail.
He looks like an ugly, groupie perv, just look at the way he keeps checking out her ass. He must really be a stupid jerk. I’m sure even she could do better, and he’s also looks like he has a hairy back. Yuck!
It’s not what you think dude! He keeps looking FOR an ass…
She looks great.
She needs to lose the hippy headbands and the clown-sized sunglasses. They both diminish her beautiful facial features (all herpes aside).
Sir, you’re either a genius or terrifying. Can’t decide just yet.
Light and shadow are boobs’ best friends.