Paris Hilton (In A Bikini) Has A New Boyfriend, Hope He Likes AIDS, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2012

- The Lingerie Football League Fired Multiple NFL Replacement Refs For Incompetence [BuzzFeed]

- Just… GODDAMN YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! GODDAMN YOU TO HELL! [Lainey Gossip]

- Oktoberfest-themed cleavage. Sieg heil! Wait. [theCHIVE]

- Fiona Apple messed with Texas. You don’t do that. [Dlisted]

- Diddy has sex with this. [Popoholic]

- 50 Years of Bond Girls [TooFab]

- Beyonce might be fake-pregnant again. [IDLYITW]

- Victoria Justice has her own doll you can buy now. This should end well. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So Wolverine’s on meth in this one? Neat. [FilmDrunk]

- Whoever gave Rihanna a Twitter account, bless you. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus had to bang Ashton Kutcher on Two and A Half Men. [Just Jared]

- Lady GaGa’s just going to keep getting fat. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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