Paris Hilton Has a Hard Life

July 23rd, 2010 // 68 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton spending a typical day of her life getting doused with champagne in St. Tropez yesterday. — With Spider-man?! Dammit! While this brings absolutely no new information to the table, it rehashes the age-old discussion on whether or not pouring champagne on a woman reduces your chances of acquiring VD during unprotected intercourse. I lie to myself that it does, while some naysayers – let’s call them “doctors” – say it doesn’t and refuse to treat me without a HAZMAT suit on because they’re obviously racists. Trust me, Andrew Breitbart will prove it even if it’s entirely false. Sic ‘em, boy!

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Where’s a lightning bolt when you need one?

  2. once upon a time

    an idiot bathed in champagne is still an idiot

  3. Rush

    her knees are in better shape than they were a year ago.

  4. Rush
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    looks better.

  5. sdsd
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    FIRST

  6. Chupacabra
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    she’s so fucking ugly.

  7. king gibson

    this is not the thing I need to see when I’m having a really shitty day. some stupid diseased whore with too much money who doesn’t deserve it partying it up. makes me wanna f*ckin PUKE.

    • never seen a better argument for wealth redistribution or flat out fuckin communism

      • Michael Jackson's Brain

        Typical — right, millions of people are flocking to your borders because life there is so appealing and full of promise.

        You drown, murder or give away your baby girls in China, Japanese women are treated as second class citizens. Korea is a shithole full of angry extremists. Yeah, I’ll pass.

        I may not speak for all American women, but I am employed with a good job (thank God not all good American jobs were lost to worthless Asian fucks). I’m educated, I can make sure I reply to your rants appropriately, raising my children as a single mom.

  8. Typical

    Nothing but a typical attention-seeking American whore. Like most American girls, she contributes nothing to society, is materialistic, is slutty, dresses like a tramp, is dumb, is shallow, and only cares about partying. No wonder all of your men leave you for us. We are smart, modest, pure, kind, cute, and we can make our own money. Unlike American women, we don’t have to depend on rich mom or dad or husband. That is all you American whores do is gold-dig. Too bad your now stuck with poor black and brown. Looks like your behavior turned all the rich, smart, and success men away from you. Asian man, white man, Jew man all seek out Asian women. They know American girls only want one thing: a guy with money. Well how do you like your choices now American women? All guys with money leave you and want us. Now your stuck with ghetto people. Your shallow actions bit you in ass. No desirably men want you. Like Paris all men use you for sex. Then they throw you out.

    America is filled with the three saddest races of women. You have the white ones who are nice looking but are slutty and superficial. Then you have the black who are ugly, loud, dumb, and fat. Then you have the ultimate peasants in the Mexicans who are fat, brown, poor, and stupid. Too bad your Asian population is not that big. If it was, your country would be much better. However, most Asians in America have been corrupted and are not better than the average American. They are slutty too. America just ruins people.

    • Sheena

      Someone pee in your cornflakes, dear?

    • Rush

      In response to: “We are smart, modest, pure, kind, cute, and we can make our own money.”
      1- SMART: Your comments are full of mistakes, i.e., “success men” is not English, but Engrish.
      2 – MODEST: You consider yourself modest, with this racist-ass post?
      3 – PURE: Asian porn is the sickest shit out there.
      4 – KIND: ok, i’ll give you that. depending on how much you pay them, they can be extremely kind. to your weiner. and your balls.
      5- CUTE: most asian women are not attractive, but instead, trollish with small tits.
      6 – MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY: refer to number 4.

    • Justice Sotomayor

      What an asshole you are “Typical”.
      Posters like you give Asians a bad reputation for being stupid, racist & far too full of yourselves. You must be suffering from some major insecurities to post crap like that.
      What mental illness did your treatment team diagnose?

    • it’s true that american women go more out their way to show how independent they are. however those in europe and asia are getting that way too. what i disagree with is that you are in fact asian. your grammar and syntax is too good. no offense, but they get their As in math and science, not engrish.

    • Crusty

      I’ll refer to Asia’s sole contribution to market economies:

      “Sucky, fucky, twenty-bucky”.

      Amen..

    • Atypical

      Tila Tequila, Tentacle porn, Bukake, Used panties vending machine, hentai… anything else you would like me to add.

    • atypical

      i’ve actually been told by american men that american men have the whole asian woman fantasy because they think they will be submissive, obedient, and give happy ending bjs on a nightly basis after they’re done massaging. (still… would not ever be with someone who’s a worse driver sober than i would be drunk.)

    • Ness

      Typical is a disturbed girl. A while ago she posted pure crap about americans, african americans, latins, mexicans, everyone but asians (in relation to some demi lovato bikini pictures).
      People can post what they want, I like to comment about celebrities…but Typical comments make me sick, she is so offensive.
      P.S. Paris Hilton sucks.
      P.S.2. Typical should be lynched.

    • Disgusting...

      Who is this asshole, some extremist repressed european or arabic dude? From the sounds of it, dude has never gotten laid, because he obviously hates women. Probably some closeted gayboy who can’t come to grips with his wierd sexuality.

      Dear stupid sexist moron: don’t judge American women by this whore; nobody likes or respects her here. And, get a lobotomy while you’re at it; you need it…

    • Nudgie

      Did Mel Gibson change his screen name to “Typical”??????

    • RBellarmine

      Oh, c’mon — this was written by a dude.

  9. dude
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    pic #7 has to be one of the most repulsive-to-men things I’ve ever seen. Looks like my 92 year old granny running away from a fight.

  10. Quagmire

    Why doesn’t Spider-man just shove the giant champagne bottle up her ass? Now THAT would be worth a couple of pictures, not this crap.

    • Andrea

      Well said Quagmire…
      …she can’t be a stranger to Moet enemas, taking them all night long in the penthouse with the best view out over the L.A. basin. The bottle thrust in to an alarming depth, and near vertical entry angle, making her drunk as fuck as the bubbles and chill sting-tingle her rectum….*sigh*

  11. guy with horned helmet
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    crap, i was out-cooled by horatio sanz wearing his porshe hat…foiled again

  12. Randy Jackson from American Idol

    Fuck this dumb white bitch

  13. See Alice
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    Good for Paris . She deserves to have fun .

  14. Ksurfiws

    “Trust me, Andrew Breitbart will prove it even if it’s entirely false”
    Are you serious?
    99% of your readers aren’t even smart enough to even know what the fuck this means.
    Give me a break, fish.
    L.A., New York and MSNBC will fuck you up, Man. Get a clue, read more and get you head out of Bathtub Boys butt crack

  15. Is this all you’ve got today Fish? More flat-chestedness?
    I’m going to DrunkenStepfather. Fuck this non arousing shit.

  16. Scott

    Well, she’s probably used to having liquid sprayed on her…

  17. Chief
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    Pic # 9 looks like a blurry muff shot

  18. Marcos Gonzalez

    If I were the owner of a champagne producer I will punch all the damm motherfuckers that enjoy use it like water on partys. Thanks to those motherfuckers buy champagne is like you are a fucking teenager gay with a shit brain..hope all of you die in a car accident and burned well for many minutes..

  19. timmy the dying boy
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    CHICKEN LEGS!!

  20. Paris Rules!!!
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    I absolutely adore Paris Hilton, she is just a lot of fun and actually quite hot. If she sat by you in school guys, you know you;d want a piece, and you girls know you;d be jealous or wish you were as popular and pretty as she is. She’s the ultimate pretty party girl that is fun to see having the fun we all wish we could have. People ask what she is famous for. It is for doing such a great job playing in a role she was born to play on the stage of life called celebrity. That’s all this really is right?

  21. Cock Dr
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    Jeezus Christ…….what to say to this?
    Can’t you all hear my piercing screams?

  22. Cock Dr
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    Rubbing that shit on your breasts won’t make then any bigger.

  23. Cock Dr
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    Please stay in Europe. Don’t come back.

  24. Paris Rules!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    I absolutely adore Paris Hilton, she is just a lot of fun and actually quite hot. If she sat by you in school guys, you know you;d want a piece, and you girls know you;d be jealous or wish you were as popular and pretty as she is. She’s the ultimate pretty party girl that is fun to see having the fun we all wish we could have. People ask what she is famous for. It is for doing such a great job playing in a role she was born to play on the stage of life called celebrity. That’s all this really is right?!?

  25. man

    she is high in this picture

  26. Paris Rules!!
    Commented on this photo:

    I absolutely adore Paris Hilton, she is just a lot of fun and actually quite hot. If she sat by you in school guys, you know you;d want a piece, and you girls know you;d be jealous or wish you were as popular and pretty as she is. She’s the ultimate pretty party girl that is fun to see having the fun we all wish we could have. People ask what she is famous for. It is for doing such a great job playing in a role she was born to play on the stage of life called celebrity. That’s all this really is right???

  27. pimp
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    that’s a huge load on her leg…

  28. Tunisino
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    It’s only a day at NIkki beach in saint trope, nothing new. Champagne battle. See you there.

  29. Well isn’t her life just peachy. Wonder if she will visit Lindsay.

  30. annalee
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    right now, im emo enough to say: fuck you paris.

    i mean, god pless you for showing all men out there that women too can be famous and rich just because.. well, we have boobs, but still.

    fuck you.

  31. J
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    Yes, Paris makes women everywhere feel proud.

  32. Butch
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    Getting rich doing absolutely nothing productive…She’s a genius.

  33. ed45

    We have to be subjected to seeing this mildly retarded cunt partying with money that comes out of her ass while some wonder where thier next meal is coming from. I love the idea a previous post said about re-distribution of wealth. This MF’er is content with rubbing her shit in everyone’s faces.

  34. captain america

    her brains are just “Dead Meat”, folks!!

  35. Disgusting...

    There is absolutely no use for this idiotic whore. I wish she’d just die already…

  36. Commented on this photo:

    shes so hot i wannna bang her

  37. ojhdsha
    Commented on this photo:

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  38. Darth

    I guess she’s having funtime?!

  39. Rhialto

    In europe there’s a huge amount of champagne in stock.I guess this is promotional work?!

  40. cc

    If ever a person on this earth could be called a waste of oxygen, it’s her.

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    • Roseliang is a douche

      Please fuck off and die, you douche. If you can’t post about the thread topic, then please eat a bag of shit, spammer…

  42. Master Spook

    This is an anti-herpes shower folks! The costumes the guys are wearing do have excellent ballistic properties!

  43. CHRIS
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    i banged her

  44. MIKE
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    I thought she was sick…….or was that just to get out of jail early?

  45. Leave It To Her Beaver
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    Face it, PARIS is a genuine genius!!! She’s got flap-jacks on her chest and she coulld afford 5000 more booby jobs than PAMELA ANDERSON ever had. PARIS realizes the danger of cosmetic surgery and obviously is happy camper with what she’s got. Long slender legs to wrap around me, ASS I’d bury my face into in a heartbeat and she seems to not have her pussy lips snipped away like EVERY FUCKING CELEBRITY BITCH has!!! PARIS, my WHOPPER’s all yours.

  46. mannequin

    I love this photo; it’s the epitome of Paris the Heiress.
    What a life.

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