Here’s Paris Hilton spending a typical day of her life getting doused with champagne in St. Tropez yesterday. — With Spider-man?! Dammit! While this brings absolutely no new information to the table, it rehashes the age-old discussion on whether or not pouring champagne on a woman reduces your chances of acquiring VD during unprotected intercourse. I lie to myself that it does, while some naysayers – let’s call them “doctors” – say it doesn’t and refuse to treat me without a HAZMAT suit on because they’re obviously racists. Trust me, Andrew Breitbart will prove it even if it’s entirely false. Sic ‘em, boy!
Photos: Flynet
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Where’s a lightning bolt when you need one?
once upon a time | July 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
an idiot bathed in champagne is still an idiot
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 3:41 pm
her knees are in better shape than they were a year ago.
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 3:43 pm
her buttcheeks, too.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 3:47 pm
TFIF
king gibson | July 23, 2010 at 4:03 pm
this is not the thing I need to see when I’m having a really shitty day. some stupid diseased whore with too much money who doesn’t deserve it partying it up. makes me wanna f*ckin PUKE.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 4:46 pm
never seen a better argument for wealth redistribution or flat out fuckin communism
Michael Jackson's Brain | July 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Typical — right, millions of people are flocking to your borders because life there is so appealing and full of promise.
You drown, murder or give away your baby girls in China, Japanese women are treated as second class citizens. Korea is a shithole full of angry extremists. Yeah, I’ll pass.
I may not speak for all American women, but I am employed with a good job (thank God not all good American jobs were lost to worthless Asian fucks). I’m educated, I can make sure I reply to your rants appropriately, raising my children as a single mom.
Typical | July 23, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Nothing but a typical attention-seeking American whore. Like most American girls, she contributes nothing to society, is materialistic, is slutty, dresses like a tramp, is dumb, is shallow, and only cares about partying. No wonder all of your men leave you for us. We are smart, modest, pure, kind, cute, and we can make our own money. Unlike American women, we don’t have to depend on rich mom or dad or husband. That is all you American whores do is gold-dig. Too bad your now stuck with poor black and brown. Looks like your behavior turned all the rich, smart, and success men away from you. Asian man, white man, Jew man all seek out Asian women. They know American girls only want one thing: a guy with money. Well how do you like your choices now American women? All guys with money leave you and want us. Now your stuck with ghetto people. Your shallow actions bit you in ass. No desirably men want you. Like Paris all men use you for sex. Then they throw you out.
America is filled with the three saddest races of women. You have the white ones who are nice looking but are slutty and superficial. Then you have the black who are ugly, loud, dumb, and fat. Then you have the ultimate peasants in the Mexicans who are fat, brown, poor, and stupid. Too bad your Asian population is not that big. If it was, your country would be much better. However, most Asians in America have been corrupted and are not better than the average American. They are slutty too. America just ruins people.
Sheena | July 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Someone pee in your cornflakes, dear?
Rush | July 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
In response to: “We are smart, modest, pure, kind, cute, and we can make our own money.”
1- SMART: Your comments are full of mistakes, i.e., “success men” is not English, but Engrish.
2 – MODEST: You consider yourself modest, with this racist-ass post?
3 – PURE: Asian porn is the sickest shit out there.
4 – KIND: ok, i’ll give you that. depending on how much you pay them, they can be extremely kind. to your weiner. and your balls.
5- CUTE: most asian women are not attractive, but instead, trollish with small tits.
6 – MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY: refer to number 4.
Justice Sotomayor | July 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
What an asshole you are “Typical”.
Posters like you give Asians a bad reputation for being stupid, racist & far too full of yourselves. You must be suffering from some major insecurities to post crap like that.
What mental illness did your treatment team diagnose?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
it’s some dumb fuckin weeaboo
dudeatdudedotdude | July 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
it’s true that american women go more out their way to show how independent they are. however those in europe and asia are getting that way too. what i disagree with is that you are in fact asian. your grammar and syntax is too good. no offense, but they get their As in math and science, not engrish.
Anonymous | July 24, 2010 at 1:51 am
STFU
Crusty | July 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I’ll refer to Asia’s sole contribution to market economies:
“Sucky, fucky, twenty-bucky”.
Amen..
Atypical | July 23, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Tila Tequila, Tentacle porn, Bukake, Used panties vending machine, hentai… anything else you would like me to add.
atypical | July 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm
i’ve actually been told by american men that american men have the whole asian woman fantasy because they think they will be submissive, obedient, and give happy ending bjs on a nightly basis after they’re done massaging. (still… would not ever be with someone who’s a worse driver sober than i would be drunk.)
Ness | July 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Typical is a disturbed girl. A while ago she posted pure crap about americans, african americans, latins, mexicans, everyone but asians (in relation to some demi lovato bikini pictures).
People can post what they want, I like to comment about celebrities…but Typical comments make me sick, she is so offensive.
P.S. Paris Hilton sucks.
P.S.2. Typical should be lynched.
Disgusting... | July 24, 2010 at 1:26 am
Who is this asshole, some extremist repressed european or arabic dude? From the sounds of it, dude has never gotten laid, because he obviously hates women. Probably some closeted gayboy who can’t come to grips with his wierd sexuality.
Dear stupid sexist moron: don’t judge American women by this whore; nobody likes or respects her here. And, get a lobotomy while you’re at it; you need it…
Nudgie | July 24, 2010 at 10:58 am
Did Mel Gibson change his screen name to “Typical”??????
RBellarmine | July 25, 2010 at 4:28 am
Oh, c’mon — this was written by a dude.
Quagmire | July 23, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Why doesn’t Spider-man just shove the giant champagne bottle up her ass? Now THAT would be worth a couple of pictures, not this crap.
Andrea | July 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Well said Quagmire…
…she can’t be a stranger to Moet enemas, taking them all night long in the penthouse with the best view out over the L.A. basin. The bottle thrust in to an alarming depth, and near vertical entry angle, making her drunk as fuck as the bubbles and chill sting-tingle her rectum….*sigh*
Randy Jackson from American Idol | July 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Fuck this dumb white bitch
Ksurfiws | July 23, 2010 at 4:37 pm
“Trust me, Andrew Breitbart will prove it even if it’s entirely false”
Are you serious?
99% of your readers aren’t even smart enough to even know what the fuck this means.
Give me a break, fish.
L.A., New York and MSNBC will fuck you up, Man. Get a clue, read more and get you head out of Bathtub Boys butt crack
Ripper | July 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Is this all you’ve got today Fish? More flat-chestedness?
I’m going to DrunkenStepfather. Fuck this non arousing shit.
Scott | July 23, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Well, she’s probably used to having liquid sprayed on her…
Marcos Gonzalez | July 23, 2010 at 4:50 pm
If I were the owner of a champagne producer I will punch all the damm motherfuckers that enjoy use it like water on partys. Thanks to those motherfuckers buy champagne is like you are a fucking teenager gay with a shit brain..hope all of you die in a car accident and burned well for many minutes..
man | July 23, 2010 at 6:00 pm
she is high in this picture
nikkyraney | July 23, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Well isn’t her life just peachy. Wonder if she will visit Lindsay.
ed45 | July 23, 2010 at 11:18 pm
We have to be subjected to seeing this mildly retarded cunt partying with money that comes out of her ass while some wonder where thier next meal is coming from. I love the idea a previous post said about re-distribution of wealth. This MF’er is content with rubbing her shit in everyone’s faces.
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 11:26 pm
her brains are just “Dead Meat”, folks!!
Disgusting... | July 24, 2010 at 1:22 am
There is absolutely no use for this idiotic whore. I wish she’d just die already…
Darth | July 24, 2010 at 10:24 am
I guess she’s having funtime?!
Rhialto | July 24, 2010 at 10:28 am
In europe there’s a huge amount of champagne in stock.I guess this is promotional work?!
cc | July 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
If ever a person on this earth could be called a waste of oxygen, it’s her.
roseliang | July 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Find a nice and free place for all well tall sing’les, please che-ck: —”T_A_L_L-L-O-V-I-N-G * ..*{C0000M}~~ ” —- , che-ck me out (Mary4U), More fun waiting for you…
Roseliang is a douche | July 24, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Please fuck off and die, you douche. If you can’t post about the thread topic, then please eat a bag of shit, spammer…
Master Spook | July 25, 2010 at 5:43 am
This is an anti-herpes shower folks! The costumes the guys are wearing do have excellent ballistic properties!
mannequin | July 25, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I love this photo; it’s the epitome of Paris the Heiress.
What a life.