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Is she playing DUMBSTEP?
I will eat my 1200s if she can actually beatmatch without using some kind of tech to do it for her.
India…
Poor thing. Never learned what a “hoedown” really is…
As an Indian and as a human being with ears, I am deeply ashamed.
“I can see my dying fame, with these magic glasses. Thats HAWT!”
she also thinks she’s good looking…which is proof that she is insane. nobody will ever be in love with Paris as much as she is in love with herself.
Hey Granny, get out of the dance club!
“Gawd, I’ve tried every computer thing I can find, and nothing will change my sex tape from nightshot to full color.”
She’s totally a DJ, I mean, she can hit play on her iPod and everything!
twistin’ out the herpes, YEAH!
I was so happy when she started making DJing a universally douchey occupation. People were still on the fence for years, but now we have the dealbreaker. Thx Pare-Pare!!
Looks like either Paris Hilton fans or angry DJs have been going through the comments and downvoting like mad. lolsauce
In the main photo, aside from her untoned skinny bod (anyone can not eat but clearly she doesn’t work out), check out her wonk eye. Its going into overdrive with those fake eyelashes. Really highlights her horrible, grotesque eyes.
Poor litte rich girl… still hasn’t figured out that she’s the punchline to the joke “Who’s the stupidest woman alive?” She hasn’t learned that the dj makes it all about the music, not all about herself…
She’s so boring, she makes herself yawn.
I wonder if Tina Fey’s kid already snickers at her own jokes.
Who?
That’s a lot of fancy equipment just for her to hit the “Play” button.
Now shown: Guitar Center staff calling security.
She thinks she has blue eyes! When is she gonna take off those fake looking contacts?!
Paris: My name is Valtrex, My name is Valtrex not Skrillex.
wow she was never pretty and now shes not even skinny. i would say she must be laying off the coke but thats a laugh
I am enjoying seeing the added weight…she was so skinny last summer.
I bet she is enjoying the food….about five more pounds, and it will be more noticable.
Why don’t we see the crowd?
What a loser.
To he fair, any brain dead moron can be a DJ so shes more than qualified.