Paris Hilton Still Thinks She’s A DJ And Other News

- Katie Holmes can actually act without a stomach full of Xenu pills. Who knew? [Lainey Gossip]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are here to help you through your Monday. [theCHIVE]

- The time Florida wouldn’t let Christian Slater vote, a tale for the ages. [Dlisted]

- Tina Fey’s daughter is literally a miniature Tina Fey. I now have hope for the future. [BuzzFeed]

- Star Trek Into Darkness has an official poster now, and yes, I want to see it because what are girls? [Just Jared]

- So apparently Nashville is midget porn in disguise. *sets DVR* [Popoholic]

- I honestly forgot all about Marisa Miller. [TooFab]

- Ciara in a tight leather dress, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Killing Them Softly is actually good, so of course nobody saw it because their wives made them go see Twilight instead, Mitt Romney. [FilmDrunk]

- Vanessa Hudgens’ sister looks fun. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Zolciak pretended to quit Real Housewives last night. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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