Paris Hilton Is.. Cleavagey? No, That’s Not Right, And Other News

May 16th, 2012 // 16 Comments

- Which are hotter: Girls in jean shorts or girls in jean skirts? These are the questions that try the Internet’s soul. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is nice to reporters during press junkets? Whaaa…. [Lainey Gossip]

- The SyFy channel basically made a movie about sharks eating the cast of Jersey Shore. God bless, America. [BuzzFeed]

- Ryan Seacrest bought Ellen DeGeneres‘ mansion presumably to make Anderson Cooper jealous. [Dlisted]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley works out. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton‘s “ass man” is the greatest job known to man. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kendra Wilkinson forgets she’s famous for being a naked Playboy model who had sex with Hugh Hefner for room and board. [Celebslam]

- Jimmy Kimmel trashes Britney Spears as an X-Factor judge. [TooFab]

- Gisele Bundchen‘s ass is on the cover of Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tiger Woods‘ Whore Zero had a baby girl. Good luck, kid. [Starpulse]

- The words Die Hard and Channing Tatum should never be in the same sentence. [FilmDrunk]

- Lindsey Vonn Shows off Handstand, Bikini Body on Vacation [Bleacher Report]

- Just in case Ashton Kutcher‘s Steve Jobs movie wasn’t going to look bad enough, Aaron Sorkin‘s writing his own. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Joaquin ingles

    Just needs a bit more hair if she wants to give The Hoff and Cowell a run for their money.

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    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Our sweet little Petri dish is autographing now?

    God bless her.

    I’m sure I could get .50 for such a signature on e-bay.

    If I mail it to the auction winner I’ll have made .06

  3. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/16/uchi-face-158_160.jpg[/img]

    If I were pro sports’ first billionaire, I’m pretty sure this wouldn’t be the face that compelled me to cheat. Kate Upton? Sure. Sophie Turner? Hominahominahomina. But this one? Not worth half, if you ask me. And I know you were about to.

  4. Bane

    The headline should be Paris Hilton is herpesy.

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    Bill Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    very hot.

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  7. it had to be said

    Not cleavage, since her boobs are too small for that. More like “Paris Hilton looks chesty with a side of tit.”

  8. theoriginal LJ

    Those sunglasses hide her nose quite well.

  9. I’ll admit to seeing her BJ video online and thought she looked not half bad naked. And she sucked cock like a pro, so there you go.

  10. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    If we all wish really, really hard, maybe she’ll go away at last. If that doesn’t work, poisoning her herpes meds is a possibility. If that works, we’ll do in the Jersey Whores and the Fake-Titted Skanks of Wherever the Hell They Are the same way.

    Then, it’s the Kardashians….

    I love being me.

  11. Mandy

    As much as people hate Paris Hilton, I’ve got to hand it to her for never getting a boob job or any (obvious) plastic surgery. People like to think of her as the poster child for being looks-obsessed, but she seems comfortable with her body, even though many would critique it as “less than perfect”. High fives all around.

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    dieter
    Commented on this photo:

    i just finished looking at photos of courtney stodden, it’s amazing how looking at her for just 5 minutes can send your opinion of these other skanks into the stratosphere.

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    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    What has the world come to when Paris Hilton is now less skanky than most of the women featured on this site?

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit, I kinda like this. It’s kinda sexy.

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