My heart says, “yes,” but my mind says, “Your penis wants to know how bad herpes hurts, chop it off, chop it off NOW!”
Well, if I have to look at Paris…
She is such a tool. Pathetic attention whore……
So this “paparazzo” is standing just a few feet from them, framing perfect shots from every angle while they pose and pretend they don’t notice him?
Actually she’s sending messages back to the mother ship. That’s where the antenna is installed.
“BECAUSE! If you look at the camera, it ruins it.”
Well, I won’t be eating lunch today.
Oh No! I’ve dropped my contact lens!
That magic moment in evolution when the pond scum crawled out of the water.
I’m in the mood for sodomy.
simply because you’re near meeeee…
from here i can clearly see your nuts
It’s not a swimsuit. It’s a tear in space itself.
Where’s my UNSEE button !!!??!!
If you look closely you can see santorum.
That’s one boney ass.
Whatever. It beats looking at that fucking face.
Not enough water in the ocean to wash away her herpes!
Best she’s looked in a looong time.
The taint is a much better view than her fucking nose.
A few days later…
LMAO. The ocean needs a barrel of Valtrex stat.
Can’t stop laughing
The source of all herpes right there.
How do you explain to your primary care physician the sudden explosive herpes outbreak all over your back?
But the rock was too steep, and his will began to break. Slowly, he relented, letting his body slide steadily toward the water’s edge. His blood grew cold as she climbed upon him; his breathing became more labored with each touch. And so it was that there, in the quiet tidal pools of Cavallo, beneath the Italian sun, herpes set softly upon Frederick and overwhelmed him.
I can’t believe some idiot would thumb down you Gilberator–that was very nice indeed.
Paris was not amused.
You know, Gilberator, I think there’s an opening in gay porn writing now that McFeely Smackup has quit the business.
The writing, not the skank.
Where is the photo of the tanker of Valtrex being pumped into the sea?
I saw this picture in a medical book once with the caption “Origin of Herpes”.
This photo reminder is brought to you by Valtrex.
Give me a box of Magnums and some lube and I’ll be in that ass. I gotta wear 2 condoms, cause she’s got the herpes.
Great ass on Paris.
Bah. She’s cute but I’d much rather slam this:
Must save the precious
Did she go to the Red Planet too?…(now where is that rover at?)
going balls deep.
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Didn’t she doing this same pose when she was making that porno with Ric Soloman?
Why does my finger smell like herpes?
Isn’t this no talent skank getting a bit old for this crap? Enough already!!!!
This, I can wack my WHOPPER over on! She usually hates anything related to ASSES, but she’s learning the ropes… speaking of ropes,
He got tired of her constant skanky-ass BODY ODOR…
This is getting to be a sleeper, but if this was not rigged and if they are so HOT for each other, why, oh why isn’t this dude getting a WOODIE???
unless this rock is at a 180 degree angle then why the fuck wld u need to crawl up like this?
So, major musical talents like Marvin Hamlisch, who have contributed to the entertainment & welfare of society, die young… while slutty whores like pearass hilton who contribute nothing & leech off of society continue to waste our precious oxygen. Life is a hideous bitch sometimes, and right now she’s in heat…
You shouldn’t post photos of little girls with their asses in the air. We prefer a woman’s ass. Thank you.
I see nothing but BONES YUCK!!! get some meat on girl and grow up!!!!
What I see is a great ass. Paris has the most underappreciated rear-end in the business. Her ass is just perfect.
could she be trying any harder? what’s next, she’s going to show us her anus?
I’d like to see it, actually. I bet money it’s bleached.
it is amazing when you look soooo good and fill up a bathing suit soo well, i’m enchanted
Thats it, hide those knees wonk eye
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