Gee, I Wonder If Paris Hilton Can Tell The Paparazzi Are Watching Her

August 7th, 2012 // 57 Comments

My heart says, “yes,” but my mind says, “Your penis wants to know how bad herpes hurts, chop it off, chop it off NOW!

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    May Johner
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, if I have to look at Paris…

  2. Clarence Beeks

    She is such a tool. Pathetic attention whore……

  3. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    So this “paparazzo” is standing just a few feet from them, framing perfect shots from every angle while they pose and pretend they don’t notice him?

  4. SFRowGuy

    Actually she’s sending messages back to the mother ship. That’s where the antenna is installed.

  5. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “BECAUSE! If you look at the camera, it ruins it.”

  6. Frank Burns

    Well, I won’t be eating lunch today.

  7. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh No! I’ve dropped my contact lens!

  8. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Great White Pygmy
    Commented on this photo:

    That magic moment in evolution when the pond scum crawled out of the water.

  9. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Dr. Jellyfinger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m in the mood for sodomy.

  10. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    from here i can clearly see your nuts

  11. It’s not a swimsuit. It’s a tear in space itself.

  12. phred

    Where’s my UNSEE button !!!??!!

  13. Mitt R.

    If you look closely you can see santorum.

  14. Sheppy

    That’s one boney ass.

  15. Whatever. It beats looking at that fucking face.

    P.S. Pippa?!?!

  16. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Commented on this photo:

    Not enough water in the ocean to wash away her herpes!

  17. Johnny P!

    Best she’s looked in a looong time.
    The taint is a much better view than her fucking nose.

  18. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Commented on this photo:

    A few days later…
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/07/cmt-medium-300_231.jpg[/img]

  19. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    The source of all herpes right there.

  20. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Man feet.

  21. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How do you explain to your primary care physician the sudden explosive herpes outbreak all over your back?

  22. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Commented on this photo:

    But the rock was too steep, and his will began to break. Slowly, he relented, letting his body slide steadily toward the water’s edge. His blood grew cold as she climbed upon him; his breathing became more labored with each touch. And so it was that there, in the quiet tidal pools of Cavallo, beneath the Italian sun, herpes set softly upon Frederick and overwhelmed him.

  23. El Jefe

    Where is the photo of the tanker of Valtrex being pumped into the sea?

  24. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Doctor_Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    I saw this picture in a medical book once with the caption “Origin of Herpes”.

  25. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo reminder is brought to you by Valtrex.

  26. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Commented on this photo:

    Give me a box of Magnums and some lube and I’ll be in that ass. I gotta wear 2 condoms, cause she’s got the herpes.

  27. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    ruler
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass on Paris.

  28. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    ss109
    Commented on this photo:

    Must save the precious

  29. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    No

  30. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Buffalo Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she go to the Red Planet too?…(now where is that rover at?)

  31. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    going balls deep.

  32. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Once-daily VALTREX may be right for you
    Commented on this photo:

    Living with genital herpes can be a hassle. When you have a herpes outbreak, it can feel like it takes days out of your life.
    VALTREX, the only once-daily medicine that can help reduce the number of genital herpes outbreaks.

    VALTREX is for adults with healthy immune systems and is available by prescription only. There is no cure for herpes, and even with treatment, it may be possible to spread herpes. To avoid a potentially serious complication, tell your doctor if your immune system is not normal because of advanced HIV disease,

  33. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    just say'n
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t she doing this same pose when she was making that porno with Ric Soloman?

  34. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    that girl you all like to hate
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does my finger smell like herpes?

  35. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Mike in NYC
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t this no talent skank getting a bit old for this crap? Enough already!!!!

  36. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    FUZZ LOVER
    Commented on this photo:

    This, I can wack my WHOPPER over on! She usually hates anything related to ASSES, but she’s learning the ropes… speaking of ropes,

  37. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    FUZZ LOVER
    Commented on this photo:

    He got tired of her constant skanky-ass BODY ODOR…

  38. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    FUZZ LOVER
    Commented on this photo:

    This is getting to be a sleeper, but if this was not rigged and if they are so HOT for each other, why, oh why isn’t this dude getting a WOODIE???

  39. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    doesnt matter
    Commented on this photo:

    unless this rock is at a 180 degree angle then why the fuck wld u need to crawl up like this?

  40. Yup

    So, major musical talents like Marvin Hamlisch, who have contributed to the entertainment & welfare of society, die young… while slutty whores like pearass hilton who contribute nothing & leech off of society continue to waste our precious oxygen. Life is a hideous bitch sometimes, and right now she’s in heat…

  41. mark

    You shouldn’t post photos of little girls with their asses in the air. We prefer a woman’s ass. Thank you.

  42. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    lilgrandma
    Commented on this photo:

    I see nothing but BONES YUCK!!! get some meat on girl and grow up!!!!

    • hurlyburly

      What I see is a great ass. Paris has the most underappreciated rear-end in the business. Her ass is just perfect.

  43. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    rospo
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    Cavallo, indeed.

  44. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    the crazy betty
    Commented on this photo:

    ouch. sharp…

  45. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    the crazy betty
    Commented on this photo:

    could she be trying any harder? what’s next, she’s going to show us her anus?

  46. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Robert Sears
    Commented on this photo:

    it is amazing when you look soooo good and fill up a bathing suit soo well, i’m enchanted

  47. Paris Hilton Bikini Boyfriend Frederick
    Bill C.
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats it, hide those knees wonk eye

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