My heart says, “yes,” but my mind says, “Your penis wants to know how bad herpes hurts, chop it off, chop it off NOW!“
Well, if I have to look at Paris…
She is such a tool. Pathetic attention whore……
So this “paparazzo” is standing just a few feet from them, framing perfect shots from every angle while they pose and pretend they don’t notice him?
Actually she’s sending messages back to the mother ship. That’s where the antenna is installed.
“BECAUSE! If you look at the camera, it ruins it.”
Well, I won’t be eating lunch today.
Oh No! I’ve dropped my contact lens!
That magic moment in evolution when the pond scum crawled out of the water.
I’m in the mood for sodomy.
simply because you’re near meeeee…
from here i can clearly see your nuts
It’s not a swimsuit. It’s a tear in space itself.
Where’s my UNSEE button !!!??!!
If you look closely you can see santorum.
That’s one boney ass.
Whatever. It beats looking at that fucking face.
Not enough water in the ocean to wash away her herpes!
Best she’s looked in a looong time.
The taint is a much better view than her fucking nose.
A few days later…
LMAO. The ocean needs a barrel of Valtrex stat.
Can’t stop laughing
The source of all herpes right there.
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