Hey, Remember Paris Hilton? She’s In A Bikini

I don’t even know if Paris Hilton counts as a celebrity anymore, but let’s not get caught up in who or what belongs on the site. Just this morning, I posted about two people who’ve accomplished absolutely nothing except fall out of the same vagina as Kim Kardashian and without even coming from the same sperm. There’s no bar anymore. The bar is a myth.

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