Hey, Remember Paris Hilton? She’s In A Bikini

July 8th, 2013 // 31 Comments

I don’t even know if Paris Hilton counts as a celebrity anymore, but let’s not get caught up in who or what belongs on the site. Just this morning, I posted about two people who’ve accomplished absolutely nothing except fall out of the same vagina as Kim Kardashian and without even coming from the same sperm. There’s no bar anymore. The bar is a myth.

Photos: CARV/AKM-GSI, Splash News


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    Butt Plugger
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    There are two muffins in this photo but only one is safe to eat

  2. brick

    She looks damn good. No visible tats and no plastic.

  3. Wonderful

    I want more Stodden pictures, I miss her.

  4. What does it say about the state of the world when Paris Hilton has turned into one of the more tame and “respectable” celebutards? Lindsay, Amanda Bynes, and the Kardashian kunts have brought us to a new level of disgusting.

    Stay classy, Paris!

    • Wonderful

      You forgot Sodden and her new t…

      • Courtney Stodden is not a celebrity in anyone’s mind. No one ever talks about her anywhere except on this website. Her 15 minutes of fame lasted 14 minutes and expired a long time ago.

  5. whitney

    Hey everyone…LOOK, herpes is back…ALRIGHT…

  6. Wonderful

    I meant Stodden, sorry

  7. Meh, she is rich and she is hot and unlike other chicks at least you know what she has going in. Just wear a condom.

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    When she covers up her wonk eye and half her face with those Harry Caray glasses she’s not bad looking.

  9. Paris Hilton Bikini
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    Production assistant: “I know we’re trying to re-create the Coppertone ad, but this is as close as Tinkerbell #47 will get to that butt.”

  10. EricLR

    The crabs still think she’s cool.

  11. I so totally would, without hesitation.

  12. Those aren’t sprinkles on that cupcake. Paris Hilton’s herpes spreads that fast.

  13. anonym

    After seeing all those Courtney and tranny pics, seeing paris hilton is not so bad at all

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    tbh, she looks nice, she only needs more ass

  15. Paris Hilton Bikini
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    I never thought the day would come when Paris Hilton was much hotter than Lindsay Lohan. I would nail her ass hard.

  16. anon

    Wonky McValtrex

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