Pamela Anderson wears the clothes of the future

I think “the Dude” wore that exact outfit in “The Big Lebowski.”

I like Pam – she looks great – but leave the airbags in the car.

149 Binky

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

1) We, together will fire bomb the red states. Then, we bitch-slap the blue-states until they aren’t such little pansies. Which may take a while, cause the blues are a gibbering, spineless mess.

B) Keep your frenchies, or send them back to Europe on a little pink rowboat. Don’t make us set up german style…er…”retirement homes” as a “final solution” to that particular froggy “problem”.

iii) Taco Bell, and all schlock Mex food is immediatly banned, hemisphere wide. All Mexicans not picking crops or carrying 2X4′s are required to cook delicious, authentic Mexican food, on demand, or be sent to france to forever eat grubs and masturbate gay chefs.

3a) We Keep hollyweird, you personality-less tards (with few exceptions) would ruin it for everyone. Don’t ever compare BC to CA again, like you could possibly be that cool/fucked up.

6) Grand Idea!!!!!

In addition…we keep Shania, you take back Celine, Rush and 1/2 of Nicklebacks songs. In return, I will personally cut the throats of Linkin’ Park and Brad Paisley.

That is my opening offer, Napolean Binky, let the negotiations begin

Yours in domination, the DICK-tay-tor of all that is wonderful in North America, TrannyGranny.

1) Red States agreed.
B) You can have ‘em. But I don’t think they’re ready for Gitmo. The guys are all skinny, greasy, and like to dance. The women are …FINE… but may need a bit of antifreeze up here to survive in their thongs.
iii) I was once in a “Chi-Chi’s” – a chain which I hope is out of business – eating some lawn shavings and refried beano crap. Eurika – the thought occured to me – If these Mexicans could afford steak – they would be probably be eating steak. (Note to self-I should start a chain promoting my peanutbutter and jam sandwiches)
3a)James Cameron, Ivan Reitman, Jim Carey, Mike Myers, Lorne Micheals, David Steinberg, Paul Haggis,Bimbo #5, etc. etc. OK – You can have them all. No great loss. Great communicaters – but the world is still shit.
(well,ok, apparently the guy financing Clooney was Canadian – so he could still fumigate up here)
6) k
Etc – we’ll keep Neil Young. Weakerthans, Stars, Bruce C, Len Cohen. (Keep Celine near a wind tunnel) Nickelback and Rush are for export.
Nap – Binkster
Final offer

(Binky – you’re such a commie!)

Joe Canadian is a complete douche, keep him. We’ll take Guy Quebecois, he’ll fit right in.

http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm

http://homepage.mac.com/phil_giltner/pix/quebec.mov

- # ? You can have Joe Canadian – (Lame-O fur trader) but better yet – we drown him in Sleeman’s. Or else, with a few dimes, he could be turned to promote ‘Americana’ ( Scarey concept on a world stage)
- # ? ’2′ Guy Le Frog probably has bad breath and snorts pooh-tine. (Like I said, maybe a bit more clever than Joe – but Gitmo is probably still too good for ‘em.)
(These Frenchies need a compass to find a job – let alone Mecca)

My beaver and I had a really great day celebrating Canada Day!

Yay for my beaver.

She’s co cute.

Dearest Coyote- fired SEVERAL down at MANY a disreputable establishments over the weekend-one of them Yeltsens- in your name.
It’s still here you know, you could always come back.
Truth is, you never leave it- and the feeling will never leave you.
Ah, sunny Hong Kong- mental one minute- crazy the next.

Hey Everyone, I want you all to check out a really cool new band called Late Night Uproar that you’ll probably be seeing on these celeb sites soon! They’re opening for Ashlee Simspon, Muse, and Ashley Parker Angel this summer at the Bank of America Pavillion in Boston. Check them out on my blog: http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com

lauren = cunt

sweetcheeks = cunt

151 – I guess this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

i LIKE bOObies.

160–Ashlee Simpson?
Annnyway…..
Her tits are as big as Nicole Richie’s sunglasses!

Pam’s tits–not Ashlees. PAM’S tits are as big as Nicole’s sunglasses. I beg your pardon for any confusion and chaos that ensued for not specifying whos tits I was referring to.

Binky;

Ok, down with ultra right wings, check
No one likes french men, check
Outlaw bad Mexican food, check
No-one wants to claim entertainers check
Happy hour check
Glad you want to keep those bands check

This may be the beginning of a workable relationship between our countries, the kind of thing where Americans can go north and club a few seals, and Canadians can drop bombs on a country chose at random! The kind of thing were Quebec chicks get passed north and south like the accented whores they are. The hands across the border where Everyone hates Celine Dion and half of Nicklbacks songs.

Only one major issue left: what to do about Krisdylee’s cunt? Perhaps a 50 mile buffer zone, where free polorized sunglasses are handed out to all within “blinded by the scorching perfection” zone.

WWW – Great to hear so many of the staples are still in business…

What I should do is make it back for the Sevens….Damned if married life has not made travel nearly impossible though…

Keep the faith, amigo…

#167
Sounds ok.
(We could issue a krisdylee stamp or something)
Oh – and we get Steve Nash back. But you get to keep his haircut.

Osh,
You think you’re so cool, but will you be so smug when people hear that you have to wear a butt plug to keep yourself from shitting all over your panties. You should stop letting so many people in the back door you slut.

Oh My

http://www.myspace.com/lookatdain

#130
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

peta, as a group, frightens me almost as much as the scientologists. almost. mostly i hate their little whiny asses. do i want to see animals suffer? no. no way. but do peta’s members step up and say “please, mr. scientest, don’t drive electrodes into that cute and fuzzy rat! use ME instead!”. problem solved.
in fact there is an ever growing number of posters to this site that could use a good anal probing. and not the good kind.

bunnyhugger
always 100% peta free

@ 171

WTF?

speaking of animals, why haven’t the trolls been “put to sleep” yet?

i have syringes…….

one more…
jane, this is for you– you’re much more eloquent than i:

http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Pamela is damn nasty. She looks like a drag queen and not a real live woman. Who would want to feel those ginormous plastic bolt-ons? Maybe she should offer those BOZONGAS of hers for medical research instead of the animals!? There’s an idea! Oh, wait, we can’t test on synthetic materials.

It makes me sad that this is what SOME men find attraactive. She’s so fake and nasty-looking, I just threw up in my mouth a little…

peta gives me goosebumps

Fake McNasty

LOL #174 if you want credibnility on your anti_PETA spiel, I wouldn’t post that link. A whacked group called ‘center for consumer freedom’ maintains that site. Yes, this group would make sure that you have the freedom to eat mercury-laden fish, they’ll protect your right to ‘foie gras’, and fight to declare your “food independence”. The morns — Hannibal Lecter would’ve loved them.

Peta sucks dog nuts. They suck donkey dicks also.

I’m disgusted by the site of Pamaler Anderson. She’s hit the wall and nobody has the balls to tell her. She’s starting to look more and more like a transvestite. She has to pack on so much make-up to cover up the wrinkles. She just lost her looks…

178
first, bitch, it’s not “my site”.
i don’t give a fuck who runs it, i’m just glad there are intelligent people out there who are able to differentiate between bullshit groups like peta, and groups who really try to make a difference.

dunno where you live, but i ALREADY have the “right” to eat anything i want, even if it’s not good for me.

coob.

#181 oooh oooh! I’m devastated, devastated beyond repair!! It called me a “bitch” and a “coob” *gasp* Oh the shame *sniffle*

LOL! You’ll have to do better than that rabbitf*cker. There are some creative people on here and you’re not one of them — nor is reading comprehension your forte: I didn’t say it was “your” site, einstein — I said you oughta post something other than that site if you want to lend credibility to your boring little rant about peta.

In other news Pam Anderson says she will never look for love in Britain because she could not handle the intense press intrusion there.
http://indiaenews.com/2006-07/13422-anderson-britain.htm

Yeah well, maybe if she quit going out in her bathrobe, the press would treat her like any other busty blonde bombshell, and by bombshell I mean she looks like she just crawled out of a bomb shelter.

#172 Your anti-PETA rant is booooring. Quit clogging up the topic with your wierd fixation on them.

I’m trying to read about Pammy used-to-be-hot.

i agree, it was my bad. however, credibility is not a prerequiste to posting.

and if i’m so boring, why do you bother to respond? hmm?
and why, after everyone else (the regulars) has posted negative comments, did you decide i was your target?

call me when you get out of high school. do a little research, guys! i am pro animal, which peta has proven time and again they are not. i didn’t force you to read my post.

so you want to attack my reading comprehension.
go ahead.
buh-bye!

#180
With that being said, she still looks younger than Lohan. Heh.

Once again…no one wants to fuck grandma’s pussy

Hang it up Pam. You’re too old to try this shit.

oh oh! What’s happening to her face?

Man,I haven’t seen Pam in a while,but she is still looking amazing…maybe I should ask to babysit those bad kids of hers again…LOL

She is too old to be dressing this way. She looks burnt out as hell. She just needs to go home and take care of her kids.

189, you need to go home to the Victorian age.

If you look carefully, the dress is a bit transparant. *shiny sun* lol

I pity that woman. Her chest looks like one of those plastic butts that you see in costume stores. She looked better without all the plastic surgery. Look up her original pic on http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

Me Likey.