Kurt Busch: ‘My Ex-Girlfriend’s An Assassin, So I Had To Hit Her’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Back in November, NASCAR driver Kurt Busch's now ex-girlfriend Patricia Driscoll accused him of violently beating her after losing a race in Dover and secured a no-contact order from a judge. Via Deadpsin: He was verbally abusive to her and said he wished he had a gun so that he could … More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but … More »

And Now A Dancing, Soaking Wet Chris Hemsworth

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy We do a lot for the fellas around here, straight questionably sexual predatory fellas in particular, so every now and then we like to toss you ladies and gay gents a bone (pun completely intended). That said, I'll save my efforts at comedy, much like Jimmy … More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So … More »

Chris Brown Is Done With ‘N*gga Parties’

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015
"Damn, son. Just Googled these Chinese letters and this shit spells 'Fake Thug Dance Like Girl' over and over." Posted by Photo Boy Things aren't going great for Chris Brown. He can't play his beloved "nigga parties" anymore, because people keep getting shot at them, his girlfriend dumped him, … More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but … More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why … More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of … More »

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