Bryan Singer Accused of Raping, Drugging Teen Boy

April 17th, 2014 // 60 Comments
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Corey Feldman Warned Us
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Poor little lad in his velvet coat. So innocent, so naive.

Just some background, in 1997, director Bryan Singer was accused, but unsuccessfully sued, by two 14-year-old extras of being filmed naked during a shower scene in Apt Pupil that was more for Bryan Singer than the movie, if you know what I mean. Which is why this latest lawsuit probably shouldn’t come as a surprise even though it’s perfectly timed a month before the release of X-Men: Days of Future Past and a few days before Easter when not a damn thing is going on. Not that that makes it suspect. I’m merely pointing out how well-played it is and even agreeing that it seems completely plausible because Corey Feldman told us this exact thing was happening, but we all just assumed he meant Michael Jackson because there was no way he wasn’t talking about Michael Jackson. The Wrap reports: More »

Good Morning, Lexie Marlow, And Other News

April 17th, 2014 // Leave a Comment

- Katy Perry is banging some dude named Duplo? Diplo? [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s reality show won’t get a second season because it stars Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted]

- The Newly Single Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]

- Olivia Wilde is nude and all is right with the world. [Fishwrapper]

- Seth Rogen smacks down Nancy Grace. [The Daily Banter]

- The Kardashians are officially an epidemic. [The Frisky]

- More like Elisandra Tomachesty. … I’ll go turn in my keyboard now. [Popoholic]

- Samuel L. Jackson wants you to check your motherfucking dick for motherfucking cancer. [Starpulse]

- Tori Spelling turned her husband’s affair into a reality show. Of course. [tooFab]

- There is… another… Mila Kunis… [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Georgia May Jagger? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Pink in a bikini, anyone? [Celebslam]

- Val Kilmer‘s spirit animal is David Schwimmer? Sure, why not? [FilmDrunk]

- Paulina Gretzky just made me interested in golf. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.16.14

April 16th, 2014 // 374 Comments

Yep, that’s a Real Housewife as a lead pic. Welcome to the sharp decline of a holiday week.

It’s Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed and you’re going to notice a general desperation in my selection of photos for this gallery as a result of the dried up content of Easter week. Normally, Pete Wentz with the word ‘HOMIES’ written across his dick, or Dave “I Skip Leg Days” Chappelle might be left out, but you know what? Who am I kidding? I will cram anything into this shit for cheap pageviews and you will never ask me why the 2-Liters are only to go ever again, you hear me?!!

Post Traumatic Food Service Disorder is a real thing you guys, I have the grease splatter burns to prove it,

- Photo Boy

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BREAKING: Hilary Duff Looks Hot In Overalls

April 16th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Here’s Hilary Duff continuing her trend of looking hot as shit which was all just a ploy to get back together with the boring husband she left instead of finding a new, way less rich one who blogs about naked boobs all day. You’ll barely even know I’m there. Sexually and emotionally, I’m like a ninja.

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Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

April 16th, 2014 // 7 Comments
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Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:

Alec Baldwin, your former “30 Rock” co-star, has gotten into some hot water in recent months. He was concerned about the structure of my life, and now I’m concerned about the structure of his life. He’s getting fired from TV shows. He had about six fights since we left “30 Rock,” you know. I’m worried about him. I mellowed out, my daughter mellowed me out, and I don’t get mad at anyone.
Do you have any advice for him? Chill out, raise your family and enjoy your wife and your daughter. The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.

When reached for comment, Alec Baldwin dictated a 13,000 word essay in which he used the words “cocksucking crackhead from Niggertown” who’s in “need of a lashing” before referencing his years of work with the NAACP and that time he met a tranny in Hawaii, so everything he just said is on the level and how dare you insinuate he’s not the Christ-child of the liberal cause? He’ll rip your faggot head off.

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Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg Got Engaged

April 16th, 2014 // 33 Comments
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Jenny McCarthy is a reckless fartbag of dumb who’s at least partially responsible for the death of thousands of children, but she has big tits and a working vagina, so that’s good enough for me, says four out of five penises including Donnie Wahlberg‘s who just proposed to her. People reports:

Jenny McCarthy announced on The View Wednesday that Donnie Wahlberg popped the big question (and presented her with a big rock) and she happily said yes.
“I just got engaged!” the star said on the show as she unveiled her hidden hand from behind the desk and then proceeded to jump around the set. “It’s a yellow sapphire,” she explained about the rock.
Crying as she told about the proposal, McCarthy said her son Evan helped with the surprise last weekend, and how Wahlberg – who ended up coming onto the TV set Wednesday and kissing McCarthy – had gotten down on one knee.

What makes a relationship like theirs truly special is the time Jenny McCarthy thought Donnie Wahlberg was gay because he didn’t try to fuck her the second after she gave him her number. Who doesn’t love a mate that consistently jumps to the wrong, extreme conclusions at the drop of a hat? It keeps life interesting. More »

Miley Cyrus Is In The Hospital

April 16th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Yup, that’s her.

Miley Cyrus was reportedly hospitalized last night and forced to cancel her Kansas City concert after suffering an allergic reaction to antibiotics, according to TMZ, or a case of the sads because her dog died, according to Hollywood Life. As for which one’s the truth, I couldn’t possibly give a shit because did you see Heidi Klum‘s boobs? They’re naked. Completely naked. Think of them as my Malaysia Flight 370 except I actually found them and reunited them with their family, so Wolf Blitzer can suck it in the beard-dick.

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