Prediction: North West Will Punch A Paparazzi Guy in 2019

Normal 3-year olds: “I have a dinosaur on my shirt, RAWRR!”

North West: “If you spill apple juice on this Givenchy top – I will F**KING END YOU!” More »


Taylor Armstrong In A Fireman Outfit Or Something

Not pictured: guy smoking crack and burning trash in the alleyway, rambling to himself about how he discovered cold fusion. More »


Something About Rosie O’Donnell’s Sex Life EWWW!

It’s ok if you want to throw up. I did… More »


Russian Singer Hanna Ivanova at The Beach, Halsey Dressed As A Sexy Bellhop, And Link-Beef

Halsey’s music is like skid row Katy Perry (which is kinda cool) and she’s into taping her boobs down with hockey tape so she’s got a bright future in showbiz. Also Kate Middleton saw a bigass cake, Scott Disick is drowning in ass, and Ja Rule’s ass is getting served… ass.More »


Uh Oh… A New Miley Cyrus Music Video

Planes are falling out of the sky, cars are piling up on the interstate, and some dude in a bunker in North Dakota is sweating buckets with his finger over a big red button because Miley pulled a fast one on us and refrained from shoving anything inside her butt. More »


Don’t Be Such A Douche, Steve Harvey

Steve Harvey sent an email to his staff basically telling them all “stay the f*ck away from me, I hate you all” and it’s actually kind of inspirational. More »


Good Morning! Joanna Krupa Is Pretend Naked Again

Dear Joanna, wearing something like this to a TGI Friday’s will not score you free apps – but you’ll definitely find a couple sad, married guys at the bar to buy you a round of raspberry LIT’s. More »


Stop Telling The Rock to Run for President

I get it, he’s a nice guy and he’s definitely not cashing checks for any Russian oligarchs- but please let’s take a break from the “celebrity presidents thing” for at least a few years. More »


Shh! Ricky Martin Is Acting!

Do not interrupt Rico’s process! He is in love with a zombie boy and he does not care who knows it! *snaps fingers and throws ass out* More »


Sophie Turner Didn’t Use the N-Word, She’s Just British and Talks Funny

Everyone’s in a tizzy because it sort of sounded like Sansa Stark dropped the N-bomb on Snapchat… Remember Dick Poop? Same thing going on here, Enlgish people just talk funny. More »


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