Leonardo DiCaprio Is One Helluva Dancer

April 14th, 2014 // 13 Comments
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WATCH: Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing At Coachella

Apparently when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to Coachella he wants to fucking dance, so here he is doing something close to that. And if you think it’s shitty that a rich, Hollywood actor can’t cut loose and have a good time without someone filming him, he has sex with supermodels. All the supermodels. Even ones that haven’t even been invented it. There’s a factory he visits and everything.

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Jenny McCarthy Is Literally Trying To Say She’s Never Been Anti-Vaccines Now

April 14th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Before this day gets consumed by Coachella and The MTV Movie Awards, I just want to make everyone aware that in a new op-ed for the Chicago Sun-Times, Jenny McCarthy tries to say she’s never been anti-vaccines. The Jenny McCarthy. What she does try to say is she’s just concerned with the amount of vaccines given at once, the “additives” in them, and oh I dunno, that they gave her son autism. All things that have been thoroughly debunked and place her firmly in the anti-vaxxer camp, yet kids are dying with her name being brought up every time, so it behooves Jenny McCarthy to at least try and distance herself from, well, Jenny McCarthy. Anyway, Chez Pazieneza does yeoman’s work calling out her bullshit and not letting her weasel out of bringing back diseases from The Oregon Trail.

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The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

April 14th, 2014 // 59 Comments

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should probably get my blood sugar checked.

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Emma Stone Was A Vampire This Whole Time And Other News

April 14th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Robert Downey Jr. is the goddamn man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce crashed Solange‘s Coachella performance. [Dlisted]

- Tan Line Season Has Finally Arrived [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin make no fucking sense. [Fishwrapper]

- Science is growing vaginas in labs now! IN YOUR FACE, VIRGINITY. [The Frisky]

- Emmy Rossum is leggy. [Popoholic]

- 25 Smoking Hot Photos Of Newly Single Naya Rivera [Starpulse]

- Nick Carter married someone besides you in 1999. I’m so sorry. [tooFab]

- Taylor Swift is very specific. [IDLYITW]

- Good goddamn, Cristina Chiabotto… [Hollywood Tuna]

- ScarJo‘s ScarJo-boobs are photogenic, ScarJo. [Celebslam]

- 22 Jump Street has a new red band trailer. [FilmDrunk]

- Emily Ratajkowski is going to explode some high school boners. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba & Victoria Justice Were The Hot Ones

April 14th, 2014 // 22 Comments
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Here’s Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Jessica Alba, and Victoria Justice at last night’s MTV Movie Awards who I could’ve easily put into their own galleries, but your attention spans aren’t the greatest, so I made Photo Boy moosh them all into one. Also, I like to pretend Rihanna and Nicki keep side-eyeing each other, so soon Jessica and Victoria will have to struggle to keep them apart which leads to a hand brushing a thigh and strange new feelings they’ve never felt before. Do they act on them or run into the arms of a mysterious blogger to reinforce their love of man-cock? He says he knows how to touch a woman, but why so many action figures?

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 4.11.14

April 11th, 2014 // 360 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Steven Tyler finally went full Jame Gumb, then Miley Cyrus instagrammed some blurry toplessness, then this guy and this guy excitedly touched dogs, making me think “Ha! They bang those dogs.” This is the obsession with celebrity culture in which we as a society are hopelessly enthralled yet simultaneously earns me money.

Enjoy your alcohol this weekend. I most certainly will,

- Photo Boy

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Sean Penn Has A Hot Daughter

April 11th, 2014 // 46 Comments

Here’s Dylan Penn, daughter of Sean Penn and Robin Wright posing for Treats! magazine. A publication I’ve never heard of before that apparently makes awesome naked videos of Emily Ratajkowski (NSFW), so clearly it’s edited by Jesus under the direction of Iron Man and James Bond. I just bought 27 subscriptions.

Photos: Treats!