The Terrorists Can’t Win If Liam and Noel Gallagher Still Hate Each Other

Shortly after playing the One Love Manchester Benefit concert, Liam reminded everyone that he still thinks his brother is a piece of shit. Suck on that, terrorists! More »


Ew, Someone Lied About Dating “Blob” Kardashian

What’s the deal with all these strippers taking advantage of Rob Kardashian? That’s his thing, right? Can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s actually related to Fat Joe so that I could find him at least mildly interesting? More »


The Mayor of Austin Is A Boss, Arianny Celeste Doing Bikini Things, and More News

Check out this letter some crybaby wrote to the mayor of Austin complaining that an all-female screening of Wonderwoman made his tiny wiener hurt. If this is reverse-triggering than it’s gloriously stupid. More »


Victoria’s Secret Angel Izabel Goulart Is The Shiny Object We All Need

The headlines today are heavier than a truckload of bloodied Trump heads, let’s just take a break with Izabel Goulart and live vicariously through her happiness… and hotness. More »


Jon Hamm Needs A Girlfriend

Jon Hamm opened up to InStyle about how “being single sucks” for a guy who has a dong the size of a water bottle. (Yes, we have plenty of pictures). More »


Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Musical Coming to Broadway? Stop.

Parrotheads are about to have their middle-aged minds cycloned by the onslaught of hearing “Fins” sung by an ensemble cast that’s way too energetic for the laziest music on the planet. More »


Joseline Hernandez’s Ridiculous Cleavage, Natasha Oakley Being Vain, and More News

We’ve got Natasha Oakley forcing her boyfriend to take pictures of her in a bikini (looks miserable), Liam Gallagher being attacked on the street by boobs, and more… More »


If Only ‘Imagine Dragons’ Were Murdered on the ‘Orient Express’

The new Murder on the Orient Express trailer looks pretty awesome, but good GOD the music choice makes me want to slit my wrists with a fidget spinner. More »


If You Make Lorde A Smoothie, She’ll Give You Free Tickets

How neat is that! I wonder what she’d give for someone to make her a hot dog… (obviously money, you sick bastards. Hot dogs aren’t friggen free…) More »


Jennifer Garner Is Mad At People (Magazine)

Don’t put words in Jennifer Garner’s mouth because she will slap them right back into yours… over Facebook… wait, has she gone soft? What’s going on here? More »


Page 20 of 2,379