Good Morning, Ashley Benson & Shay Mitchell In Bikinis, And Other News

July 1st, 2014 // 5 Comments

- Tilda Swinton did an AMA. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj threw a lamp shade at Iggy Azalea if I’m reading this right. [Dlisted]

- The Force Is Strong With This Selfie [theCHIVE]

- How the hell did these two even end up in the same place? [Fishwrapper]

- Jessica Alba is cleavagey. [Popoholic]

- Beyonce just overthrew Oprah. [Starpulse]

- Erykah Badu doesn’t give a fuck about your news report. [tooFab]

- Yes, Nicola Peltz is hot, but how well does she wax a Ferrari? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Where are Cameron Diaz‘s nipples? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

June 30th, 2014 // 523 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction European premiere and nobody famous is even in those movies anymore. We’ve also got Courtney Love tricking on Lindsay Lohan‘s turf and Joe Jonas sending up the signal for gay Batman.

“Burciaga just paired twill minis with herringbone neck socks, which is so last season. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Oh and bring extra handcuffs. Love you!”

- Photo Boy

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Shia LaBeouf Is Just Crazy

June 30th, 2014 // 23 Comments
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When Shia LaBeouf was arrested for smoking and playing grab-ass during a production of Cabaret on Thursday, the prevailing theory was he was looking for attention the day before a new Transformers movie – the first without him in it – was released. Except, according to TMZ, it turns out Shia LaBeouf has been spending the past month in New York basically being an asshole in general. From pissing all over the outside of restaurant to literally asking a guy to punch him in the face outside of a strip club (below) because Tyler Durden is every douchebag’s totem. So if anyone did ask Shia on Friday if he got arrested because of Transformers, he’d not only have no idea what you’re talking about, but would probably shit on your foot for tampering with the time-web. “Why you disrupting my string, bro? Do I fuck with your string? Now help me make a soap bomb. There’s a bottle of Dawn in my pants.”

Shia LaBeouf Asks Guy To Punch Him Outside of Strip Club After The Jump

Michelle Rodriguez Doing Backflips In A Bikini

June 30th, 2014 // 19 Comments

The last post was kind of a (Robert) downer (Jr.) – Kill me. Break into my house and kill me. – so here’s Michelle Rodriguez drinking and doing backflips off a yacht in Sardinia. And without the presence of Boner Boy or Cara Delevingne who never understood her passion for falling recklessly off a sea vessel. Because it’s not who we are that defines us, it’s how much rum we can chug before hoping the ocean will snap our neck before Vin Diesel holds another cast meeting where he makes Paul Walker‘s corpse talk like a puppet. “Guys, Brian and I just weren’t feeling it from you yesterday. In fact, we get the impression some of you are questioning Brian’s commitment. — *moves jaw with hands* Yeah, guys, I can’t help it my arm fell off back there, but that’s why Dom and I will be best friends forever. I’ve got his back, and he makes sure mine’s not flaking all over the cars. Sorry about that by the way. — Brian, you don’t have to apologize to these people. Family means never having to apologize. Now get your sorry asses over here and hug your brother for making him self-conscious. I said HUG HIM.”

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Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Busted For Cocaine

June 30th, 2014 // 27 Comments
Robert Downey Jr.
Previously In Coke
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For a very long time, Robert Downey Jr. was a walking punchline thanks to an epic coke addiction that landed him in and out of jail whenever he wasn’t alone in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume. But after getting a lifeline tossed to him by Mel Gibson who cast him in The Singing Detective, he was able to sober up and get his career to a point where Disney literally backed up trucks full of money just to get him to show up in two more Avengers movies. Except now comes the shitty part where he has to walk the razor’s edge of keeping his 20-year-old son clean without looking like a giant hypocrite to him. TMZ reports:

Robert Downey Jr.’s son was arrested for cocaine possession in West Hollywood Sunday afternoon … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
We’re told Indio Downey was a passenger in a car at around 2 PM PT when cops drove up along side the vehicle and noticed the passenger was smoking something out of a pipe.
An L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy pulled the car over, did a search and allegedly found cocaine in Indio’s possession. He was arrested and taken to jail for possession of cocaine.

Robert Downey Jr. has since released a statement: More »

Chris Rock Won The BET Awards

June 30th, 2014 // 17 Comments
Chris Rock BET Awards

I absolutely hate awards shows because the last thing celebrities need is more sunshine to the anus, so I treat each and every one with the same amount of disdain by blowing through them as quickly as possible. So here’s Chris Rock‘s monologue at last night’s BET Awards which kicked off an evening of trashing the whole audience including Chris Brown. Which seems badass until you realize Chris Rock is a man, so there’s no way Chris Brown is touching him. Are you kidding me? That’d almost be a fair fight. Fuck that.

Chris Rock’s BET Awards Monologue After The Jump

Even Jennifer Lopez Has To Do Miley Cyrus Shit Now

June 30th, 2014 // 16 Comments

My last post had to do with things like war, compassion, human decency, but that’s not why most of you come here, and that poop can go fornicate itself as far you’re concerned. So here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party because what you do come here for is to look at celebrity butts and crotches instead of doing a job you’re paid for. Which is commendable, and I don’t say that enough. You’re an inspiration.

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What Amy Adams Did Was Classy As Balls No Matter How You Feel About The War(s)

June 30th, 2014 // 68 Comments
Yes, War Is Bullshit
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On Friday, Amy Adams tried to quietly pull a super classy move by giving a soldier her first class seat on a flight from Detroit to Los Angeles. She discreetly arranged it with the flight crew and almost got away with it except ESPN2′s Jemele Hill happened to also be in first class and immediately blabbed to ABC News turning it into the biggest story of the day, almost all of it positive for Amy, who unfortunately got bombarded by Inside Edition as soon as she got off the plane. Where she also, by the way, politely posed for selfies with coach passengers (above). Anyway, my main point here is that, this being the Internet, it didn’t take long for contrarians to start shitting on her because troops are “killers and occupiers.” (That link is to a comment, not the post.) To which I say, oh, shut the fuck up. More »