At Larry’s Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe we pride ourselves on giving customers friendly down home cooking served by familiar faces that feel like kin. Which is why Lulubel here has been serving up hash browns since 1986 when she started working with us at the ripe, young age of 27. She might smoke a little too much and wear a swimsuit she ain’t got no business being in, but well, the customers seem to awfully like her. Especially the men. They’re always leaving her generous tips and meeting her outback near the restrooms to talk. Probably about life on the road and the such. We find it best to never go back there or ask questions. Anyway, Larry’s Blue Star Truck Stop Cafe: Roll on in where you’re family.
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Justin Bieber is a little bitch. Which is really all the introduction I need here, but just in case, here are new details from his brush-up with Orlando Bloom that, just like earlier accounts, still involve him making a smartass remark about Miranda Kerr only this time there’s a cameo from Leonardo DiCaprio who amazingly didn’t Krav Maga the little bastard. Then again, poison has always been Leo’s game… Us Magazine reports:
“Bieber went to say ‘Hi’ to Leonardo DiCaprio,” an eyewitness tells Us. “Leo was sitting next to Orlando. Bieber reached out his hand to shake Orlando’s hand and Orlando just looked at him and avoided him.”
After getting snubbed by the 37-year-old Pirates of the Caribbean actor, the “Boyfriend” singer, 20, blurted to Bloom, according to the source, “Tell Miranda ‘What’s up.’” …
Bloom apparently did not appreciate Bieber’s comment, and took a swipe at the singer. “Bieber ducked the punch,” says another insider. “He didn’t get hit. Justin’s boys eventually jumped in and got him away.”
Since then, Bieber has posted another taunting photo on Instagram (above) except this one he’s actually leaving up because his bodyguards already checked under the bed for monsters and anyone who wants to give him an ouchie. He’s unstoppable now.
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- Leanna Decker is a redhead with big breasts, why we’re alive. [theCHIVE]
- Lana Del Rey is a giant hypocrite. [Fishwrapper]
- Alessandra Ambrosio understands the Internet. [WWTDD]
- Goddamn, Jessica Alba in Maxim. [Popoholic]
- Iggy Azalea‘s breasts are in Fast & Furious 7 now. [Starpulse]
- Robert Pattinson doesn’t give a shit about Kristen Stewart anymore. [tooFab]
- Somebody take Jessica Alba‘s “goddamn” from up top and give it to Nina Agdal. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lily Allen has been working out. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that starts off with a photo I can only hope became a horrific crime scene and ends with five photos that I’m positive did. If you guessed public defecation, congratulations, you’re an L.A. County deptuy now. We’ve also got Sinead O’Connor with a cryptic message written on her cheeks that I’m sure you guys will correctly interpret as a deep affinity for anal sex, and Elisabeth Shue for no reason other than I remember her from the 90′s and this post is entirely about nothing.
HA! Look at this guy! Like I said, nothing,
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Kim Kardashian hasn’t spoken to Rob since her wedding where he wouldn’t stop being fat for her pictures and left instead. It was a simple request! Anyway, his ex Adrienne Bailon is now in the business of trashing their time together on account of him cheating on her constantly and his family tainting her career. So if you really want proof that Kim doesn’t write her own tweets, here’s her Twitter account suddenly showing concern for the, uh, fat kid. What’s his face? Bob. Sweet Bob.
Funny how she says being with a Kardashian hurt her career yet the only reason she has this article is bc she is talking about a Kardashian
#LetItGoooooLetItGoooooo (FROZEN VOICE)
So sad when people try to kick my brother when he is down #FamilyForever
#FamilyForever #UnlessYoureFat #WhichTechnicallyIAm #ButInAGoodWay #ThatGuysWantToHaveSexWith #MostlyInTheButt #KanyeShrug
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Because you don’t come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here’s Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I’ll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtles chopping off the heads of their enemies. Or they’re just taking naps in sombreros. I go back and forth.
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“George, they infiltrated the police, George. We’re sitting ducks.”
“There’s a gun inside my rectum. You know what to do.”
When we last left George Zimmerman, he was attempting to make money by competing in underground fight clubs to benefit The Trayvon Martin Foundation (You just read all of those words.), so you’ll be happy to know that didn’t work and he’s homeless and broke. Well, broke monetarily, but not in spirit because, you see, there’s been some break-ins in Florida lately, so George has taken it upon himself to see they don’t happen again by acting as a sort of self-appointed night-watch which ended super awesome the last time that happened provided your definition of awesome is using a gun for the exact reason it was purchased: Killing black people over something. Literally anything. Radar reports:
It was discovered Zimmerman was guarding the shop just after midnight early Monday morning when a police officer found the former neighborhood watch crusader inside the store.
Zimmerman reportedly told the officer “he was watching the business due to a recent burglary” for his friend, the store’s owner, Pat Johnson.
Except Pat Johnson is running for mayor and would like it known that not only did he not hire George Zimmerman as a security guard, the dude just started sitting outside in his truck on his own. WESH 2 News reports: More »
Chipmunk hooker hot? I’m going with chipmunk hooker hot.
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