Yeah I’d probably be staring too. Either that, or trying to mash my face between them while making motorboat noises. But that’s me. I’m classy.
Thanks to Scotty for the tip, and for constantly beaming people up all the time..
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gout | January 19, 2007 at 2:38 pm
he’s not looking at her butt??? and he calls himself a black man!
mrs.t | January 19, 2007 at 2:38 pm
And then she walked away and he had a massive coronary at the site of that ASS!!!!
RIP, Diddy.
wow | January 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm
hes not staring at her rack. hes staring at her massive man shoulders. duh.
Jacquelantern | January 19, 2007 at 2:48 pm
LOL! This picture is great! I’ll be the first to say it… photoshop. Could be wrong, but I doubt it!
Bobby Hill | January 19, 2007 at 2:48 pm
nevermind him, she’s got this great teeth-clenched frozen-faced smile that says “how long do i have to stand next to this waiter?”
karifarrell | January 19, 2007 at 2:49 pm
She has a butterface. Nice rack, but her FACE!!!
Heh heh, who is she, anyway? Wasn’t she on Party of Five or Seventh Heaven or some shit like that? I mean, why is she news?
BigJim | January 19, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Jess has way too much class for puff toby.
Nando | January 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
It almost seems like Puffy’s eyes are about to boing out of his eye-sockets.
Yes, I still call him “Puffy” even though he’s had 80 name-changes.
Puffy is looking at Muffy’s rack.
F-Sucker | January 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I’d be much closer to the rack.
And my tongue would be out.
Of course, I’ve already had sex with her.
Nando | January 19, 2007 at 2:51 pm
QUICK, SOMEONE CREATE A CAPTION!!!!
UNCLE NED | January 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
He’s bitch-slapped better looking woman than her, anyway.
F-Sucker | January 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
“I thought I told you that we won’t stop……..thought I told you that we won’t stop………….”
saltpeanuts | January 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
“You motor-boatin’ son of a bitch…”
ChanelBell | January 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm
karifarrell is jealous of Jessica Biel. How can she seriously play off like she doesn’t know who she is?
She’s way out of P-Diddy’s league…
sol | January 19, 2007 at 3:00 pm
yes her ass is better than jlo’s, yes she’s very toned and not fat at all, and yes, she sure doesn’t have a high-pitched squeeky voice, but p-diddy, you’re going to pay for all that when the lights go out (no, that’s not a “playful finger”).
Lowlands | January 19, 2007 at 3:04 pm
The girl likes him because P.Diddy has a nice necklace.
crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | January 19, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Diddy thirsty.
brad and angie back in vietnam at crabbie’s
Lowlands | January 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
On his turn he’s checking her nice earrings.
Sumner Redstone | January 19, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Diddy’s a media mogul, always thinking, always creating new stuff. Here it suddenly occurs to him that a “Medium Tits Round Asses” line of pornos might sell extremely well. And if he gets a surprise when she gets naked, then it’s “Buff Trannies with Round Asses”. Always thinking, that one.
spunkbubble on J.alba's face | January 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Possibly the greatest ass in all of hollywood. Pin her ass on J. Alba.s body and you would have an absolute perfect mutant. OR you could paste J. alba’s face on her body. Yeah that would work out better cuz Alba could use the tits to.
karifarrell | January 19, 2007 at 3:21 pm
No, seriously…was she in a movie or something?
mike hawk | January 19, 2007 at 3:27 pm
diddy’d wanna hit that. he’s all makin’ Evinrude sounds up in that chopped and screwed head of his. Thaaam sum noice tiiiittayyyyzz……yeeeeahhhp.
mike hawk | January 19, 2007 at 3:30 pm
as glib and confident sexy she looks in that pic, it makes me wonder why P.Dud is looking all scared little boyish…well duh, balloon smuggler, ok i get it nvr mind
Jenna | January 19, 2007 at 3:40 pm
#12 and #13 – priceless!
But really, haven’t we all been busted looking at her rack? Not to mention that ass.
wedgeone | January 19, 2007 at 3:45 pm
#21 – According to imdb.org, her screen credits are:
Home of the Brave (2006) …. Vanessa Price
“7th Heaven” …. Mary Camden / … (132 episodes, 1996-2006)
…
The Illusionist (2006) …. Sophie
Elizabethtown (2005) …. Ellen Kishmore
London (2005) …. London
Stealth (2005) …. Lt. Kara Wade
“Family Guy” …. Brooke (1 episode, 2005)
…
Blade: Trinity (2004) …. Abigail Whistler
Cellular (2004) …. Chloe
…
It’s a Digital World (2004) (voice) …. Regrettal
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) …. Erin
The Rules of Attraction (2002) …. Lara Holleran
…
Summer Catch (2001) …. Tenley Parrish
I’ll Be Home for Christmas (1998) …. Allie
Ulee’s Gold (1997) …. Casey Jackson
So yes, she’s been in 7th heaven and in movies. and rightfully so.
The bod is SO HAWT, but I keep seeing Carly Simon’s face there.
Can’t fault Puffy for getting busted on this one. Obviously, her cans won’t stop staring at his eyes.
supanigga | January 19, 2007 at 3:55 pm
jessica biel is a man!!!
fuck man, her shoulders are wider than mine.
she needs to stop lifting weights!
that ass sticks out nicely, but i bet it’s 100% muscle, and 0% jiggle.
nasty.
BarbadoSlim | January 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Jessica is right there, right on the verge, wouldn’t surprise me if she was sporting a strap-on.
ResidentX | January 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
This is funny. Puffy sneaking a peak and “flash.” This is nice entertainment.
I do wish I could read his thoughts at that very moment. He’s probably thinking 1 of these lines
1.DAMN!!
2.God, I’m so thirsty.
3.Didn’t Hilary Swank wear that outfit awhile back?
4. I can see the botox injection spots.
JungleRed | January 19, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Sorry, but this girl is much more beautiful than Alba. Eyes, nose, cheekbones, tits, and an ass you could bounce a quarter off. Alba’s nose looks like a kindergartener formed it out of play-doh. As for the Carly Simon resemblance–yeah, if Carly had a smokin’ hot younger sister.
diarrhea riot | January 19, 2007 at 4:17 pm
P-Shitty probably dropped some bling down there.
schack | January 19, 2007 at 4:18 pm
hmmmm
Sexy-Celebs.Com | January 19, 2007 at 4:48 pm
She has no clue what is she babling about :)
djmaryjane | January 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I bet he wants to moisturize her situation…………and preserve her sexy!
edb87 | January 19, 2007 at 6:56 pm
# 1 – No, he is looking at her butt. People in Bangladesh can see her butt. Have you seen her ass in that dress?
(Hopefully this works):
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8536/biel21nl1.jpg
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3779/biel22eh1.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4174/biel23ve5.jpg
Ok, so the last one isn’t her ass.
CONCLUSION: I’d hit it. Thrice.
DrunkBlogger | January 19, 2007 at 7:07 pm
That’s just awesome. Can’t blame the guy. You can blame him for Diddy TV on YouTube or most of the music he’s ripped off though.
youtuberoast.com
Missallanpoe | January 19, 2007 at 7:23 pm
You stay classy now buddy!
big stein | January 19, 2007 at 7:50 pm
the picture angle is misleading, he’s actually looking behind her. he just noticed derek jeter’s snapped-off dick sticking out of her ass. one too many sets of squats. poor jeter, all he wanted to do was to see what it would be like if he and arod finally consummated their barely repressed manlove.
TNB Alerts | January 19, 2007 at 8:10 pm
TNB, nigger see white woman. nigger want white womam. Oogga Booga.
j | January 19, 2007 at 8:53 pm
to many fuckin racist on this board
biatcho | January 19, 2007 at 8:58 pm
^ too many fuckin fags
Big Fig | January 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm
I’d start a slow clap for that ass. That thing makes grown men cry and perfectly straight women (me) question their sexuality. And I’m Puerto Rican, we know about ass.
TNB is jealous that Diddy likely has a bigger penis. The angry white guy schtick is sooo 1926.
biatcho | January 19, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Hey Fig, you should hook up with RichPort, he’s, well, Sorta Rican. He knows about cock. You two sound compatible.
jazzmine | January 19, 2007 at 10:12 pm
peeeek.
ResidentX | January 19, 2007 at 10:42 pm
#33 Thanks for the Proactiv comments.
In this case, I think “moisture” is an understatement. How about “luxuriate”
I’m sure Puffy would do more than “preserve that sexy.”
#37 What’s with racist comments? When did searching for satisfying sexual experiences become the domain of one race? Everybody is trying to get their freak on. I’m sure Puffy will be happy to let you follow up after he’s finished luxuriating JLO 2.0.
TNB – This is 2007 not 1887. Niggers have been reclassified as people now. They’re humans with just a different skin color. Abstract thinking here, ok? They have hearts, they have needs, they are taxpaying citizens of America who are legally here, put on this earth by God. Their not property or objects. Don’t hate, congratulate! Without their forced contributions, you won’t exist so be grateful. You racist mother@ucker.
TrannyGranny | January 19, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Nigger ain’t got no white girs like dis, no, nigger AIN’T. Nigger gotta get me some o’ dis
Abacquer | January 19, 2007 at 11:07 pm
Hi I’m Jessica Biel, and these are my breasts!
patchyclaus | January 20, 2007 at 12:55 am
maybe he’s just thinking she needs to “moisturize her situation.”
MrSemprini | January 20, 2007 at 2:39 am
“Man, I hope ain’t nobody taking snaps of the Diddy gettin an eyeful…”
“Dannnnngggg”
And, by ‘Dang’, I meant some awful obscenity that can be replaced at your discretion.
kacsing | January 20, 2007 at 5:54 am
It’s what he’s doing with his hands in the picture that we DONT see, that is the fun part! Both of their faces show it, too!
RichPort | January 20, 2007 at 7:23 am
41. Lawd knows, I do loves me some cock.