OSCARS: Scarlett Johansson Showed Her Face in Public

Despite appearing in both Iron Man 2 and He’s Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson was still invited to the Oscars where she made a rare post-divorce appearance and brought her agent as a date. Also, surprisingly in attendance was Sandra Bullock who seems like the type that carries a gun in her purse now and has zero reservations about going to jail. Unfortunately, keeping with the spirit of the show, absolutely nothing interesting happened. Although at one point Kirk Douglas asked, “Are these two dykes gonna fight or what?” Then reminded everyone he’s old and dying right in front of their eyes.

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