OSCARS: Okay, So Natalie Portman Won

Despite predicting Jennifer Lawrence would win without ever seeing either Winter’s Bone or Black Swan – Seemed unnecessary. – Natalie Portman won the Academy Award for Best Leading Actress for her work in Black Swan. In an ideal world this would make lesbian ballerinas the new Holocaust, but The King’s Speech just won Best Picture as a multi-ethnic kid’s choir ended the show by singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” so clearly we live in a post-apocalyptic nightmare ruled by non-offensive horseshit.

“First they came for the lesbian ballerinas and I did not speak out because I was not a lesbian ballerina…”

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