Orlando Bloom Wants To Put A Baby In Katy Perry

According to PEOPLE, Orlando Bloom apparently wants to start putting babies in Katy Perry because her breasts are big, but they could be bigger, you know what I mean?

The actor, 39, who shares 5-year-old son Flynn with ex-wife Miranda Kerr, “always gushes about Katy and thinks she is amazing in a million ways,” says the source. “He would love to settle down with Katy and have more kids. He hasn’t been this serious about a girl since Miranda.”

Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Wait a minute, this is a trap to make me look at Orlando Bloom’s naked penis again! Oh, god, what have I done?!” But it’s too late, wallcrawler. You’re mine now! Muahahaha!

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“Lovely day for a baby, isn’t it?”
“Baby?! *turns around* JESUS! Was that there the whole time?”
“Define ‘whole time.'”

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