Orlando Bloom Wants To Put A Baby In Katy Perry
The actor, 39, who shares 5-year-old son Flynn with ex-wife Miranda Kerr, “always gushes about Katy and thinks she is amazing in a million ways,” says the source. “He would love to settle down with Katy and have more kids. He hasn’t been this serious about a girl since Miranda.”
Now, you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Wait a minute, this is a trap to make me look at Orlando Bloom’s naked penis again! Oh, god, what have I done?!” But it’s too late, wallcrawler. You’re mine now! Muahahaha!
“Lovely day for a baby, isn’t it?”
“Baby?! *turns around* JESUS! Was that there the whole time?”
“Define ‘whole time.'”