Orlando Bloom Took A Swing At Justin Bieber

July 29th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Seen here partying his dick off in Spain, Orlando Bloom reportedly took a swing at Justin Bieber Wednesday morning Ibiza time causing the hardest rapper in all of Canada-land to flee a restaurant because of the prettiest elf in Middle Earth. And to the applause of every single person there if not humanity at large. TMZ reports:

Orlando Bloom got in Justin Bieber’s face early Wednesday morning in Ibiza … and Justin fled the restaurant — and one eyewitness says Orlando threw a punch.
The eyewitness tells TMZ … Orlando was in Cipriani restaurant which was packed with celebs, including Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy.
Listen closely as you watch the video. It sounds like Justin, in the middle of a shoving match, screams, “What’s up bitch?”
You don’t see Orlando swing, but the eyewitness tells us that’s exactly what happened. And we’re told when Bieber left the crowd applauded.

Considering they both banged each other’s exes (Selena, Miranda) yet both have been spotted on yachts full of groupies (Justin, Orlando), I can’t imagine what the issue might be. Except I can, and it’s Orlando Bloom hates black people. Oh, so what? They can’t eat the same restaurant as you? ROSA PARKS, BITCH!

UPDATE: Apparently Justin Bieber bragged about Miranda Kerr. That’ll do it.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI


  1. Klipper

    So he took a swing at her but did he connect? Makes me like Orlando Bloom a hell of a lot more.
    I’m surprised Bieber’s group of bodyguards didn’t protect her as usual.

  2. Sam

    If you’re gonna swing at Bieber, the for godsakes connect! Knock loose a couple of them Bieber teeth. For your own ego’s sake. Cause if you don’t…well then you’re the guy who swung at Bieber and did him no damage. God, imagine living with that..

  3. Marketing Mike

    Hell yes MIDGET FIGHTING! I’d pay to see that!

  4. Just tell me where to fill out the Nobel Prize nomination card.

  5. buzz

    I’m not surprised a little bitch like Justin can juke and run away from a fight really fast. It’s not worth chasing Justin if he’s going to run around tables and chairs and use women for shields while trying to get away.

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    Let this be a lesson to every man on Earth. If you take a swing at Justin Bieber, topless women will walk on water to blow you.

  7. This is the greatest story. Fish you just made my crappy month so much brighter.

  8. And TMZ is now reporting that Beiber went home and Instagrammed a pic of Miranda Kerr. I cannot stop laughing. I will pay money to see a video of Legolas kicking the Maple Christ’s ass. Real American dollars. This one ups the Kiefer/Freddie fight.

  9. Orlando Bloom Partying Ibiza
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    The woman on the right is Erica Baxter, James Packer’s ex-wife. James Packer is rumored to be dating Miranda Kerr.

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    Bieber best watch his scrawny WHITE derriere. Even if Bloom can’t whip his butt, I hear that Orlando and Sir Ian McKellen are best buds and “Gandalf” knows a whole lot about asses and whips and such.

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    Dayammm…is he required (read: get to) to fuck all four of those ladies before the night is over? Poor bastard!

  12. Orlando Bloom Partying Ibiza
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    “Listen here, Biebs, next time when I take a swing at you, you gotta let me connect so it’s more believable.”

  13. Orlando Bloom Partying Ibiza
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    “The winner by ‘Challenger Stops Contest by Being-A-Chicken-Shit-and-Running…and STILL champion…Orlandooo ‘The Manglerrr’ Bloooom!”

  14. Orlando Bloom Partying Ibiza
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    “I’m sorry, sweety, but I can’t take you back to my room. I have to start getting ready to film my next movie project.”
    “Ohhh…??? When does shooting begin?”
    “Next April.”

  15. cc

    I’d rather it have been Halle Berry’s husband, but I’ll take it.

  16. MZ MIZRY

    i hope this becomes a thing.
    desperate pub hungry celebs get attention by decking beiber!

  17. Orlando didn’t connect because he knows it’s wrong to hit a girl. Unless you play in the NFL.

  18. Coco T-Rex

    Sorry, Orlando, but violence against women is not to be tolerated. Shame on you.

  19. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Diddy. are Celebs?

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    JO JO
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    why is rachel Uchiel there.. Working on a back up plan?

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    Cock Dr
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    Sometimes an elf just wants to get away from the bitches & hang out with his bros.

  22. malaka

    evidently, wood elves don’t have as much dexterity points as they are rumored to have.
    should have used a +1 mace.

  23. Jusin better be careful, or he’ll find an arrow up his ass before he can shit his pants. Don’t fuck with Legolas.

  24. Orlando Bloom Partying Ibiza
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    Is that Rustin Rieber wearing an Orlando Bloom costume?

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