John Stamos Tried To Get Elizabeth Olsen To Play Michelle Tanner
We’ve secretly let an Olsen steal your soul. Try and guess which one.
Now that the world has seen his naked ass, John Stamos not only welcomes death, but courts it as he continues his war against the Olsen Twins by admitting he tried to replace them with their sister Elizabeth Olsen on Fuller House. E! News reports:
“We actually went to—I don’t think this has been talked about…I didn’t do it, I think Jeff Franklin did—I said, ‘Call the sister [Elizabeth Olsen]. Ask her’… We talked to her agent and her agent was like, ‘Come on she’s not going to do that,’ but we did call her agent,” Stamos told Cohen on his SiriusXM talk show RadioAndy.
“That would’ve been kind of genius… I mean take kinda out of that sentence,” Cohen said.
“Yeah,” Stamos replied.
Of course, Lizzie knows better than to go against Mary-Kate and Ashley, and stealing their childhood role after already being a large-breasted, superstar actress who doesn’t terrify children is just begging to have a pentagram burnt into her forehead in the middle of the night. It’s bad enough they already float above her bed whispering, “Soon… SOOOON…”