Olivia Wilde’s Breastfeeding, Too

August 5th, 2014 // 44 Comments

Here’s Olivia Wilde breastfeeding her son for the September issue of Glamour because not only is it National Breastfeeding Month, it’s apparently World Breastfeeding Week, so let’s pretend that’s why I posted those pics of Gwen Stefani breastfeeding yesterday. Because it certainly wasn’t to publish a private, perfectly natural moment for sexual titillation and profit. I wouldn’t be able to live with myself. *goes back to pricing speed boats*

And to make it a party, here’s Alanis Morisette in case you weren’t aware that drinks come out of women yet. We get it. You’re handy to have around cereal.

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  1. The whole “Yaaay! Titties!” thing falls apart fast with those wretched monsters attached to them.

  2. The Morrisette kid needs to be weaned. He looks like a 1st grader.

  3. Jimbo

    This is what I am looking forward to in my next life, being able to breast feed on a big pair of titties for hours…

  4. Cock Dr

    These nipples appear to be captured and hard at work.

  5. I support any cause that makes women whip their titties.

  6. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Why these celebs insist on making a spectacle of the most intimate moments one can have in their life is beyond me.

    • They sell pics like these to magazines, then ask for privacy. They also put celebrity baby pictures in magazines as if they’re the first and only people in history to ever crap out a kid.

    • ‘Pretty sure taking a poop is way more intimate – not at all something you want to do around anyone, let alone your kid.

      • I usually invite my kids, all of the neighbors, my ex, her neighbors, and a grand old time is had by all. One of these days I plan to attempt it while actually sitting on a toilet. Talk about fun!

  7. So why wasn’t everyone enraged at the breastfeeding scene in White Chicks?

  8. cc

    Pregnancy and nursing does wonderful things to breasts…sometimes anyway.

  9. Justine Bleeper

    Well…you can hardly blame the kid. Plus he gets a meal, too.

  10. Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding
    Commented on this photo:

    As a woman, this doesn’t feel like an empowerment movement. I don’t like the idea of emphasizing bodily functions in public – it only makes women seem more of a primal beast to men, rather than their equal. Unfortunately, the way things are today, we do still have to make that argument that we are equal. Feeding a child from one’s mammary gland in public is displaying a bodily function. There are many “natural” things that we do not perform in public because it shows that we are mammals, and we prefer to keep that private, historically. I’m not necessarily railing against women that do it and I don’t think there have to be laws and/or bans, but I think these women are misguided into thinking that it is convenient for them and natural and therefore their choice to do so is an expression of empowerment.

    • There should be a “piss standing up” month for dudes to celebrate our natural abilities. The inability to piss standing up is pretty much why women are weak and inferior.

      • cc

        I think a lot of people underestimate the value of the pee standing up thing. It’s incredibly convenient and offers so many advantages. I’ve been able to pee undetected in the most amazing of places.

      • It’s really the upper echelon of empowerment. All female mammals (and a couple males) can produce milk to feed their young. BFD.

        Not many mammals piss standing up though besides human males.

      • Cock Dr

        RE: Male vs Female
        Women can have more orgasms, a LOT more orgasms, than a man can in the same time period, so end of discussion about which sex is the weak & inferior one.

      • One long horseback ride would make you reconsider; most male mammals urinate in an upright, as opposed to a squatting, position. Dogs, wolves and foxes probably display the most variation in position (leg lifting. squatting) because they mark territory through pissing, but other species that mark at nose height, like big cats, can curl their penis tips backward, so they just lift their tails and spray.

        And yes, they feel empowered, every one.

    • I must respectfully disagree. The fact that we attempt to disguise our mammalian functions (disregarding those that generate health concerns, such as waste elimination – and yes, I’m talking to you, Mr. “piss standing up”) seems to me an unhealthy symptom of a society that has distorted human sexuality in order to enforce social control structures, largely to the detriment of women. These public displays remind us that ‘boobs,’ which exist solely for the pleasure and attraction of men, are, in fact, functional ‘breasts’ that exist for a critical biological purpose, and without which our species would not exist. That is a pretty empowering reminder, and judging from the pushback from many commenters, one that makes men a tad uncomfortable on a boob ogling site. Yet as demonstrated by most of the comments here over the past 2 days, these images are largely considered beautiful, and are addressed with significantly less misogyny than I, er, we usually display. That being said, yes, we’re still going to crack jokes…that is why we come here, along with the ‘boob’ displays…but the occasional reminder that some of these celebrities are loving mothers with a real bond with their children not only forces us to look at them with more respect, but also enhances our vitriol for the K.Kardashians and J.Jones’s of the world. See? It’s a win-win.

      • Mel Gibson's Shrink

        So what do you suggest? Can I whip out my boobs at work right now? It’s mammalian and super natural, why not?

      • Mel’s Shrink, I didn’t realize that you are a lactating woman responsible for the well being of a child that you apparently keep under your desk. Let me just flip through the Employee Handbook for your unspecified company (…makes page flipping sounds with a stack of junk mail…). Looks like you’re good to go! Let us know how that works out for you.

    • As a man, S-T-F-U!!

  11. I more upset the Kid is not in a Diaper! I don’t want to see that

  12. Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding
    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is the baby naked?

  13. keep that shit at home or under a tent where it belongs. DISGUSTING.

  14. anonymous

    Well it’s okay to breastfeed when you are in high heels, a cocktail dress and look like you are about to go out to the club.

    Regular moms in their mom jeans and baby vomit stained tees…well that’s not the look pro-breastfeeders want to present.

  15. Sarah

    I don’t have kids…but only an idiot would hold their nude infant child…unless of course you like to wear piss and shit.

  16. Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking kid is in the way.

  17. Do we need a “world breastfeeding week”? Ok ladies, we get it…you need a day for something that only you can do. I’ll see you at tax time.

  18. Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding
    Commented on this photo:

    I get the feeling she’s just glad that having the baby actually gave her tits and is just showing off now.

  19. Look forward to this Olivia.

  20. How dare you desecrate such a beautiful act of nature. giggity.

  21. Olivia Wilde Breastfeeding
    brouffy
    Commented on this photo:

    is there a line up for the other boob, I’m not waiting for the kid to finish

  22. noyb

    damn dude, freaking cbc scooped you

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