- Tyler Perry wants Spike Lee to “shut the hell up.” [Popeater]
- Tina Fey understands the intellect of Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]
- Ke$ha‘s face should prevent unwanted pregnancies. And boners. [BuzzFeed]
- Rihanna‘s dad had one of those secret families. Neat. [Dlisted]
- Guy Ritchie isn’t allowed to bring his pregnant girlfriend to the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Hurley missed a great opportunity here. [Hollywood Tuna]
- But Kate Upton did not. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- The terrorists have won. [theCHIVE]
- Natalie Portman‘s ass in Your Higness is a fake. [Celebsam]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt has basically given up. [IDLYITW]
- Jessica Simpson‘s breasts got her on People‘s 50 Most Beautiful People List. I would’ve never guessed. [Popoholic]
- JWoww is going to have to find somewhere else to publicly urinate. [Fox411]
- Sofia Vergara because its Holy Week, and good GOD! [Maxim]
- The 50 Hottest Brunettes in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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Didn’t she used to have a bigger cleavage? Amazing what you can do with a push-up bra, contrary to recent studies claims of them making no difference in a woman’s appearance.
What are you even TALKING about??? Thats why they call it a Miracle Bra!
I cant explain it, and I feel a little embarrassed to say it, but I find her HOT for some reason.
Physically average in everyway.
Except her face. Which is just straight up appalling.
Justin Timberlake brought sexy back!…(look it up people)
and Olivia left it behind
HAHAHAHA…shes really funny though, so I think that makes her even hotter…I’d do her
Jessica Simpson is a fistfull of pills from morphing into Anna Nicole Smith.
Sofia looks great–that’s the dress she wore at the Eclipse premiere in NYC. Now if we could see more of her in that blue number she wore last month on the Modern Family set… Yummeh!!
“The terrorists have won”
I am not against this. I imagine, if you accidentally see an arm and a leg you simultaneously implode and explode.
If you didn’t think sexually, then the terrorists have clearly won…
She’s a plain average piece of ass, that none of us will ever be able to get in our lives ..
She looks like my cousin… Harold
i liked her hair better long …
blech!
I’ll nail that plain girl any day. You guys stick with your Fleshlight.
Deal. My Fleshlight only makes an intermittent squishing noise, whereas she’s goddamn annoying to listen to all the time.
She is beautiful in every way to me! I assume not so cleaver insults will be incoming.
It’s the first time since she started her new show that I find her not boring, always hot thought
She smiles like some wiped some funknasty smear under her nose. “Who farted?
This has got to be Alfred E. Neuman’s uglier sister.
I would not have made the connection. LOL
It’s Bruce Lee’s cousin – Ug Lee.
Whoever decided not to make her Wonder Woman made the worst decision of their lives. It might have been her but I doubt it.
pssst: AMERICANS HATE TO TALK ABOUT F*CKING FOR THE MONEY!!
Olivia is slutliscious, I’d do that little tulip in a heartbeat.
Bad legs. Boop. FAIL.
All units, we have a 610 in progress!
Yes its the 6 who thinks she’s a 10…. beware of the ego.
There is a fine line between smiling and baring teeth.
Average. And that dress is ugly.
She has man hands and ugly thighs.