OJ Simpson takes great pictures

September 17th, 2007 // 84 Comments
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Here’s a side by side comparison of OJ Simpson’s mugshot from 1994 after being booked on double homicide charges (left), and his mugshot from 2007 after being booked on multiple felony robbery charges (right). Can you believe he’s already 60-years-old? Looking at him I would’ve guessed 58, maybe even 57.

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Comments (84)

  1. Lindsay | September 17, 2007 at 11:23 am

    I’d date him…

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  2. big | September 17, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Looks like your mom

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  3. jeanna | September 17, 2007 at 11:23 am

    LOL. i love your commentary

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  4. whoa | September 17, 2007 at 11:23 am

    he looks like a grandpa.

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  5. fern | September 17, 2007 at 11:25 am

    wow, he looks like he could be brothers with sister patterson from i love new york!

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  6. LadyJane | September 17, 2007 at 11:25 am

    He’d look much better with my boot to his face.

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  7. Joe Testosterone | September 17, 2007 at 11:27 am

    I think he needs to come back for Naked Gun 4!

    http://testosterone-zone.com
    Daily Hot babe and retro-video-games

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  8. wkjfeflkbrflbhaerf | September 17, 2007 at 11:27 am

    If OJ gets off, are white people going to riot in the streets of Vegas?

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  9. EbonicOvertureInRed | September 17, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Why can’t you white devils leave a successful Brother alone. He done did shit to any of you. I guess none of you aint never done nothin wrong huh? Big deal. A white man steals his shit and he gots the big black balls to take what is his. We over there in Iraq takin shit that aint ours. Right?

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  10. Jones | September 17, 2007 at 11:34 am

    I can’t wait for the day when O.J. just says the hell with it and starts knocking off liquor stores…

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  11. Darnell | September 17, 2007 at 11:34 am

    He looks good, actually. Nice skin for a 50-60yr old.

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  12. ph7 | September 17, 2007 at 11:37 am

    I don’t agree with him robbing the guy in the Vegas hotel, but I UNDERSTAND!

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  13. Tyler | September 17, 2007 at 11:40 am

    WHY do you delete comments for no reason????

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  14. MISS UNIVERSE | September 17, 2007 at 11:42 am

    It is interesting how some men age less far than women

    13 years on most women in their late 40s to early 60s would have been much more dramatic – even with makeup and surgery

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  15. Roger | September 17, 2007 at 11:43 am

    FRIST

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  16. Mike | September 17, 2007 at 11:45 am

    I hope he gets the maximum sentence and rots in there.

    And the judge set no bail because if he would post bail it would be a whole other case with the Goldman’s and OJ’s assets to that 33.5 million dollar settlement that he owes them.

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  17. Cowgirl | September 17, 2007 at 11:53 am

    I want him to die a slow and painful death. I think he should be buried up to his neck in the hot Arizona desert, and left for the fire ants and turkey buzzards to pick at his ugly fat head.

    DIE, DIE, DIE YOU FUCKER OJ.

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  18. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 11:55 am

    He is smiling because he knows if the glove don’t fit you must acquit

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  19. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 11:56 am

    @17 Hey Cowgurl – How are you doing this morning?

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  20. Riotboy | September 17, 2007 at 11:56 am

    After his murder trial who would’ve thought he’d take a “stab” at robbery.

    /GUILTY
    //NOW AND THEN
    ///Go Bears!!!!

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  21. Violet Sin | September 17, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Why is he *smiling* like that? Gives me the creeps.

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  22. my comment | September 17, 2007 at 11:59 am

    Lock that beast up and throw away the key.

    if not, I hope he dates Angelina Jolie next.

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  23. lambman | September 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    well, he hasn’t aged too much in 13 years, and at least he looks happier to be charged with armed robbery instead of murder!

    best of luck Juice!

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  24. Turtle | September 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    Is that Bill Cosby?

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  25. leatherdaddy | September 17, 2007 at 12:03 pm

    zzzzzzzzz. (dreaming: where are the beautiful people superfish?) really, who cares about this guy.

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  26. maikl | September 17, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    LOOOL

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  27. jrzmommy | September 17, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    He’s mighty proud……….

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  28. Cowgirl | September 17, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    Hi Jimbo,

    I’m Cowgirl, and Cowgul is another person. Sorry…

    But —

    I’m going outside now to chop down some of my cactus that is growing over my fence. I use a giant machete for this, and the whole time I will be fantasing that I’m chopping off OJ’s head. I really don’t know why anyone didn’t think of doing this to him before. CHOP, CHOP, CHOP OFF OJ’s head. I always knew machetes had more than one purpose.

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  29. igroovin | September 17, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    he’s sick. he gets off on getting away with things. put him AWAY!!

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  30. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    @28 OK Cowgirl. I will make sure that I don’t ever piss you off. Have fun with that machete and make sure you get out all of that pent up frustration.

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  31. fjioarue | September 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    @ #8: “I guess none of you aint never done nothin wrong huh?”

    I’m so confused.

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  32. eastcoastgirl | September 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    I hope they lock his murdering ass up for the rest of his life. He is an evil and violent man. If they don’t lock him up he will kill again. Please don’t let him walk again!

    1!

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  33. Jimbo | September 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    @31 Hey Dumb shit. There is a big differnce from doing somehting wrong and killing two people. Why don’t you crawl back in the hole you came from

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  34. fjioarue | September 17, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    #33: Is there a difference between commenting on OJ and commenting on quadruple negatives someone used in a sentence? Apparently you don’t think so.

    (And comment #31 was actually directed toward #9…)

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  35. veggi | September 17, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    my favorite part of #9 was ” he done did shit to any of you”. ha!

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  36. gerard Vandenberg | September 17, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Where there is smoke, there is FIRE!!

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  37. White Bronco | September 17, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    He went from the psycho who decapitates muthafuckas (left) to the old guy who tries to fondle the neighborhood kids (right). So sad.

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  38. FACE | September 17, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    White folks can blame themselves if they think OJ got away with something. They bungled the investigation and tainted it with racism. Johnnie Cochran was able to prove this within the legal system that they created which has served them – and only them – in this country since its inception.

    But don’t worry OJ haters – thousands of other black men who were innocent or not deserving of the punishment they got have been prosecuted in the US legal system since Emancipation. It still goes on today. Go ask Geronimo Pratt.

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  39. jrzmommy | September 17, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Actually I met Mr. Pratt once at a rally. I have to confess that I didn’t take much away from it. I have great difficulty understanding niggaspeak, and there was no zoologist around to translate.

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  40. Reese | September 17, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Jrzmommy: You mean the zoologist let you out of your cage? Didn’t he know that asses are dirty and dangerous creatures?

    Zoos are so incompetent these days…

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  41. Athena | September 17, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    ewww nigers :(

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  42. It'sme | September 17, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    #38 and #40 – I agree wholeheartedlyl. Great comments!!!! #39 you’re a straight up idiot.

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  43. jrzmommy | September 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Ok, settle down monkeys. We lock up all the niggas because they do most of the crime. It’s a simple equation. Wait…you can’t do math, can you? Sorry about that. I don’t ask that you try to understand what I wrote – I’m not a cruel person.

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  44. Athena | September 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Please stop being racist!

    In fact we have black people in our family tree…

    …we just haven’t cut them down yet.

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  45. jrzmommy | September 17, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    btw, it really really really hurts to be insulted by a person who thinks a zoologist is somebody who works at a zoo. Must be tough, trying all day long to figure out the meanings of the big words that white people use. That’s why ebonics is such an infantile dialect.

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  46. Sheva | September 17, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    I’m really worried for OJ this time. Johnny Cochran is dead and there isn’t going to be an all black jury. Quick can someone find a lawyer under such dire circumstances that will deal the race card from the bottom of the deck, and turn this around?

    We need someone who can do that and also sue Las Vegas for millions, destroy the whole area and make it safe for armed robbery.

    Is John Edwards available? I heard he’s taken a huge loss. He can’t collect $500,000 for part time “work” helping hedge funds to take the homes of poor people in sub prime mortgages.

    Surely, he’ll need to help here since that noteworthy source of income is gone.

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  47. LicoriceOnFire | September 17, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    All you little sqeaky Honkies can kiss my black ass! i done mo white girls then most white boyz dream about. Leave OJ alone. He has put up with enough bullshit from you people. And leave Mike Vick alone. What did he do to you? Best QB in da NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Big black dick in a blonde ass True

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  48. steve | September 17, 2007 at 3:46 pm

    ^ when licorice is on fire, it makes for a nasty, nasty smell. True dat.

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  49. homie | September 17, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Hey #47, I had no idea yo momma’s ass was blonde. Owned!

    LMAO #48

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  50. Ted from LA | September 17, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    I’ll bet OJ would kill to get out of jail.

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