Oh, Now Chris Brown Cries

Because every pedophile should be honored by a moonwalking woman-beater, Chris Brown performed a tribute to Michael Jackson at the BET Awards Sunday night where he broke down crying at the beginning of “Man in the Mirror.” Which would almost be touching until you remember Chris Brown was a goddamn robot during his public apology for bashing Rihanna’s face into a car door and trying to bite her ear off.

Then again, it’s not like she made Thriller. Amirite?

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