Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name “Octomom” so she can use it to sell merchandising, according to The Smoking Gun:
In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as “Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom,” and notes that she wants to use the “Octomom” handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use “Octomom” in connection with TV variety programming. As seen in the below excerpts from Suleman’s USPTO applications, she had to sign a letter consenting to “the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark.” The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.
Since I love capitalism and reckless breeding so much, I came up with some catchy slogans for Nadya:
Octomom: Why Work When You Have Frozen Embryos and Access to a Shoddy Practitioner of Medicine?
Octomom: Have You Whored Your Kids Out Today?
Octomom: Why Buy Huggies When You Can Pay Extra to Make My Face Even More Pervasive Than Ever? [Smiling Nadya Suleman here.]
Octomom: Because Fuck What Kim Kardashian Says.
That last one might actually catch on. My bad.
Shitney Still SUX | April 15, 2009 at 3:03 pm
God, she needs to have some serious karma slap the fug off her dumb-ass self.
She’s got nerve. What a parasite.
beast man | April 15, 2009 at 3:03 pm
someone please kill her already…first
Matt | April 15, 2009 at 3:04 pm
1st?
Jimmorama | April 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Octomom has big boobies.
Libertad | April 15, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Hopefully she can use this money to raise her kids and quit depending on tax payer money.
Anon | April 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm
#5
If she earns over a certain amount wont her benefits get cut automatically?
If not good luck getting her to stop them.
The need to keep all sources of income going for as long as possible is too much.
Anon | April 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I meant “shouldn’t” they get cut automatically.
If they was able to cut benefits when you earned over a set amount they would and we’d have less benefits cheats.
GuyHolly | April 15, 2009 at 3:30 pm
the Octomom Clown car Vagina now available at your local WalMart.
havoc | April 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I heard Public Storage has asked her uterus to be there spokesperson/thing.
Kinda like the Geico lizard but hairier….
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meme | April 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Is OctoRetardoMom going to pay back the State of California all the money she’s been mooching off it?
balls | April 15, 2009 at 3:33 pm
big tits
cavy | April 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Oh, I totally knew this would happen….no matter how vile, disgusting, parasitic, nasty, child endangering this attention whore is, she will become very wealthy from her poor life choices and it will send a big message to the public – “Make mistake upon mistake, risk other’s lives, be a leech off society, blatantly con the government and YOU TOO can be rich and (in)famous”!
Believe me, she is not the last of her kind – most people are scum and will glorify this Piece of Shit (TM).
*And I agree with Anon and the other posters who asked about OctoTwat’s benefits getting cut – Hell yes, they should….I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her “income”, taxes and benefits. She seems to be a con artist that is actually getting away with it!
asdf | April 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
hopefully no one wants to even license her shit so she gets squat
Photoshop Police | April 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I’m pretty sure that whichever media outlet first coined the phrase is going to fight her trademark claim.
Regardless, Superficial should step up and stop covering her pitiful existence (any progress of the Speidi ban?). Take her kids away and put her in a mental hospital aready!
Anon | April 15, 2009 at 3:46 pm
“.I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her “income”, taxes and benefits”
Thats a good point.
Whatever agency it is that monitors benefits and incomes should now have enough reason to order her to show all her accounts and revenue, or what it is that they do when they suspect of someone breaking the rules.
pavmentaled | April 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
HUGE FEEEEEEET!!!
1ye | April 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm
She’s pathetic.
Chucky | April 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm
What this fucking cunt apparently isn’t betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image.
justifiable | April 15, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I’ll only get an OctoMom™ doll if it comes with a full set of pins.
DAP spokesman | April 15, 2009 at 4:08 pm
We ARE looking into developing a line of cunt spackle…..
ToeJam | April 15, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Will someone please dropkick this cunt into orbit?
What a whore in every sense of the word.
Peebo | April 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I’d tap that. She can have my spunk any time.
MSnow | April 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“Let’s Roll” Holy Shit that’s trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer’s wife
“OctoMom” you’re the next runner-up for “The Cougar”
MSnow | April 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
“Let’s Roll” Holy Shit that’s trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer’s wife
“OctoMom” you’re the next runner-up for “The Cougar”
Mike Walker | April 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
She has feet like Fred Flintstone.
Yabba dabba doo!!!
trailerpark tranny | April 15, 2009 at 4:26 pm
OOOOOOOOO……I can’t wait to be the first one in line at Walmart for the Octomom doll.
Binky | April 15, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Well I suppose ‘Eight is Enough’ was taken….
And ‘Crazy Eights’ would confuse people with the card game.
becky | April 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm
am i the only one that is completely in awe of how FLAT her stomach is after carrying EIGHT babies in it just months ago? she must have had a tummy tuck. one more plastic surgery down for the welfare mommy! hooray!!!
obannionflunked | April 15, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’d hit it
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 15, 2009 at 4:45 pm
#9, that was pretty funny!
Look at the size of her milk jugs! Yes Becky, I did notice her stomach was fairly flat.
Why is she any different than the other welfare recipients out there? Why should they work, when there are millions of suckers like us to pay their way through life.
Funeral Guy | April 15, 2009 at 4:52 pm
#29…Yeah, I’d hit it too……..with an aluminum bat.
NY Ted | April 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Octomom’s cell phone was ringing…so she opened her purse…and found another kid!
Does that now make her Nonagon Mom…???
NY Ted | April 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Octomom’s cell phone was ringing…so she opened her purse…and found another kid!
Does that now make her Nonagon Mom…???
AtomicSquid | April 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Why is it that every picture I see of her there are no kids around?! You’d think with eight kids there would be one kid sucking her teat at all times…
justifiable | April 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm
#33 No, that still makes her a fucking douchebag – because she’s got 6 others that weren’t enough for her at home.
Galtacticus | April 15, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Who else is stupid enough to call herself octomom?
Leroy Brown | April 15, 2009 at 6:24 pm
#31 made the best comment of the day as far as I’m concerned…that includes the handle. And one more thing, I hope her kids grow up only to resent and eventually devour her in the physical. FUCK THAT WHOREBAG BITCH. and btw, to address #30, some people on welfare actually are decent people who couldn’t get by without it due to disability or what have you, but this bitch…this bitch is a whole ‘nother story. See how well this bitch helps us get along. No racism, no prejudice, just a community of hatred focused like a laser beam upon this sullen BEEEEYOTCH! PEACE, I’M OUTTA HERE!
Rough Daddy | April 15, 2009 at 6:29 pm
How does she manage to have all these kids and still be a KUMME dodger…
azalea | April 15, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I’d be really really surprised if someone else hasn’t already scooped up that trademark.
I will never buy anything she peddles to the public | April 15, 2009 at 7:42 pm
She can drop dead for all I care..
Mama Pinkus | April 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
I feel so sorry for that wretched gal’s children.
disgusted | April 15, 2009 at 8:53 pm
she is a big fat disgusting slob
Max Planck | April 15, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Octopussy already taken.
Joe RO | April 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm
#4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she’s making milk for 8!!!!!!!
Joe RO | April 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm
#4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she’s making milk for 8!!!!!!!
octopussy sux | April 15, 2009 at 9:58 pm
#12- well said
buck | April 15, 2009 at 10:05 pm
good lord the woman only has two lips and two breasts. How does she manage to make ends meet.
randomguy | April 15, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Chucky said: “What this fucking cunt apparently isn’t betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image.”
I don’t even know this bitch and I despise her – the only other person for whom that is true is Paris Hilton .. honorable mention to Rosie O’Donnell. Having said that, sadly, I think you are mistaken. There are enough Springer-watching hicks who will pony up money they don’t really have to keep this farce going.
Pilatunes | April 15, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Hey bitch I just trademarked ‘Octomomtheparasite’ and ‘Octomomisfuckedinthehead’. Whadya think of that?
gerard Vandenberg | April 15, 2009 at 11:53 pm
this is the perfect SPECIMEN of a DUMB, STUPID & LAZY AMERICAN, folks!!