Octomom soon to become Octomom™

April 15th, 2009 // 78 Comments

Making full use of her uterurs-turned-ATM, Nadya Suleman has filed to trademark the name “Octomom” so she can use it to sell merchandising, according to The Smoking Gun:

In her April 10 USPTO filings, the 33-year-old mother of 14 identifies herself as “Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom,” and notes that she wants to use the “Octomom” handle on products such as dresses, pants, shirts, and disposable and textile diapers. Suleman also wants to secure a trademark to use “Octomom” in connection with TV variety programming. As seen in the below excerpts from Suleman’s USPTO applications, she had to sign a letter consenting to “the use of my nickname as a Trademark or Servicemark.” The USPTO applications, which cost Suleman a total of $825 and only include a bland logotype, were filed for her by a Whittier, California law firm.

Since I love capitalism and reckless breeding so much, I came up with some catchy slogans for Nadya:

Octomom: Why Work When You Have Frozen Embryos and Access to a Shoddy Practitioner of Medicine?

Octomom: Have You Whored Your Kids Out Today?

Octomom: Why Buy Huggies When You Can Pay Extra to Make My Face Even More Pervasive Than Ever? [Smiling Nadya Suleman here.]

Octomom: Because Fuck What Kim Kardashian Says.

That last one might actually catch on. My bad.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Shitney Still SUX

    God, she needs to have some serious karma slap the fug off her dumb-ass self.
    She’s got nerve. What a parasite.

  2. beast man

    someone please kill her already…first

  3. Jimmorama

    Octomom has big boobies.

  4. Libertad

    Hopefully she can use this money to raise her kids and quit depending on tax payer money.

  5. Anon

    #5
    If she earns over a certain amount wont her benefits get cut automatically?

    If not good luck getting her to stop them.
    The need to keep all sources of income going for as long as possible is too much.

  6. Anon

    I meant “shouldn’t” they get cut automatically.
    If they was able to cut benefits when you earned over a set amount they would and we’d have less benefits cheats.

  7. the Octomom Clown car Vagina now available at your local WalMart.

  8. havoc

    I heard Public Storage has asked her uterus to be there spokesperson/thing.

    Kinda like the Geico lizard but hairier….

    .

  9. meme

    Is OctoRetardoMom going to pay back the State of California all the money she’s been mooching off it?

  10. balls

    big tits

  11. cavy

    Oh, I totally knew this would happen….no matter how vile, disgusting, parasitic, nasty, child endangering this attention whore is, she will become very wealthy from her poor life choices and it will send a big message to the public – “Make mistake upon mistake, risk other’s lives, be a leech off society, blatantly con the government and YOU TOO can be rich and (in)famous”!

    Believe me, she is not the last of her kind – most people are scum and will glorify this Piece of Shit (TM).

    *And I agree with Anon and the other posters who asked about OctoTwat’s benefits getting cut – Hell yes, they should….I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her “income”, taxes and benefits. She seems to be a con artist that is actually getting away with it!

  12. asdf

    hopefully no one wants to even license her shit so she gets squat

  13. Photoshop Police

    I’m pretty sure that whichever media outlet first coined the phrase is going to fight her trademark claim.

    Regardless, Superficial should step up and stop covering her pitiful existence (any progress of the Speidi ban?). Take her kids away and put her in a mental hospital aready!

  14. Anon

    “.I really hope the Government is keeping a magnified tab of her “income”, taxes and benefits”

    Thats a good point.
    Whatever agency it is that monitors benefits and incomes should now have enough reason to order her to show all her accounts and revenue, or what it is that they do when they suspect of someone breaking the rules.

  15. pavmentaled

    HUGE FEEEEEEET!!!

  16. 1ye

    She’s pathetic.

  17. Chucky

    What this fucking cunt apparently isn’t betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image.

  18. justifiable

    I’ll only get an OctoMom™ doll if it comes with a full set of pins.

  19. DAP spokesman

    We ARE looking into developing a line of cunt spackle…..

  20. ToeJam

    Will someone please dropkick this cunt into orbit?

    What a whore in every sense of the word.

  21. Peebo

    I’d tap that. She can have my spunk any time.

  22. MSnow

    “Let’s Roll” Holy Shit that’s trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer’s wife
    “OctoMom” you’re the next runner-up for “The Cougar”

  23. MSnow

    “Let’s Roll” Holy Shit that’s trademarked also. WTF.. Goddammit Todd Beamer’s wife
    “OctoMom” you’re the next runner-up for “The Cougar”

  24. She has feet like Fred Flintstone.

    Yabba dabba doo!!!

  25. trailerpark tranny

    OOOOOOOOO……I can’t wait to be the first one in line at Walmart for the Octomom doll.

  26. Binky

    Well I suppose ‘Eight is Enough’ was taken….
    And ‘Crazy Eights’ would confuse people with the card game.

  27. becky

    am i the only one that is completely in awe of how FLAT her stomach is after carrying EIGHT babies in it just months ago? she must have had a tummy tuck. one more plastic surgery down for the welfare mommy! hooray!!!

  28. obannionflunked

    I’d hit it

  29. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    #9, that was pretty funny!

    Look at the size of her milk jugs! Yes Becky, I did notice her stomach was fairly flat.

    Why is she any different than the other welfare recipients out there? Why should they work, when there are millions of suckers like us to pay their way through life.

  30. Funeral Guy

    #29…Yeah, I’d hit it too……..with an aluminum bat.

  31. NY Ted

    Octomom’s cell phone was ringing…so she opened her purse…and found another kid!

    Does that now make her Nonagon Mom…???

  32. NY Ted

    Octomom’s cell phone was ringing…so she opened her purse…and found another kid!

    Does that now make her Nonagon Mom…???

  33. Why is it that every picture I see of her there are no kids around?! You’d think with eight kids there would be one kid sucking her teat at all times…

  34. justifiable

    #33 No, that still makes her a fucking douchebag – because she’s got 6 others that weren’t enough for her at home.

  35. Galtacticus

    Who else is stupid enough to call herself octomom?

  36. Leroy Brown

    #31 made the best comment of the day as far as I’m concerned…that includes the handle. And one more thing, I hope her kids grow up only to resent and eventually devour her in the physical. FUCK THAT WHOREBAG BITCH. and btw, to address #30, some people on welfare actually are decent people who couldn’t get by without it due to disability or what have you, but this bitch…this bitch is a whole ‘nother story. See how well this bitch helps us get along. No racism, no prejudice, just a community of hatred focused like a laser beam upon this sullen BEEEEYOTCH! PEACE, I’M OUTTA HERE!

  37. How does she manage to have all these kids and still be a KUMME dodger…

  38. azalea

    I’d be really really surprised if someone else hasn’t already scooped up that trademark.

  39. I will never buy anything she peddles to the public

    She can drop dead for all I care..

  40. Mama Pinkus

    I feel so sorry for that wretched gal’s children.

  41. disgusted

    she is a big fat disgusting slob

  42. Max Planck

    Octopussy already taken.

  43. Joe RO

    #4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she’s making milk for 8!!!!!!!

  44. Joe RO

    #4 Of course she has big boobies!!! she’s making milk for 8!!!!!!!

  45. octopussy sux

    #12- well said

  46. buck

    good lord the woman only has two lips and two breasts. How does she manage to make ends meet.

  47. randomguy

    Chucky said: “What this fucking cunt apparently isn’t betting on is that THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET HATES HER. Best of luck creating a successful brand on *that* public image.”

    I don’t even know this bitch and I despise her – the only other person for whom that is true is Paris Hilton .. honorable mention to Rosie O’Donnell. Having said that, sadly, I think you are mistaken. There are enough Springer-watching hicks who will pony up money they don’t really have to keep this farce going.

  48. Pilatunes

    Hey bitch I just trademarked ‘Octomomtheparasite’ and ‘Octomomisfuckedinthehead’. Whadya think of that?

  49. this is the perfect SPECIMEN of a DUMB, STUPID & LAZY AMERICAN, folks!!

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