And welcome to the exact moment all of this stopped being an only slightly horrible guilty pleasure of a train wreck to look at. TMZ reports:
The nannies do not say Octo personally sexually abused the children — but according to one of the nannies who spoke with CBS, “(One of the boys) would take (his sibling) away and take her to another area. And he would be touching her.”
“She never did (anything). ‘It’s okay, don’t worry about it.’ That was her attitude.” the woman continued.
According to the report, the nannies also claim they witnessed Nadya tie her eight newborns to their bed with cheese cloths around their waists to keep them from getting out of their cribs … and also blocked the door to the kids’ bedroom with a chair from the outside so she could nap peacefully.
In Octomom‘s defense, child services has not locked her up after investigating the claims which she says are the result of the nanny’s wanting to take her eight kids for themselves which, in their defense, is the natural reaction to seeing who their mother is. I hate children and I almost tried to adopt them. Although mostly just to put them in a hot air balloon and release it out into the Pacific to give them an actual chance at life. Anyway…
“All of this is blatant lies,” Suleman says … telling us the nannies are trying to “sell lies” to the media because they’re upset Nadya and her family moved out far away from their former home.
Nadya says she had a bad feeling about the nannies — one in particular who developed a troubling obsession with her kids.
“[The nanny] wanted to do her best to KEEP my eight [for herself].”
Okay, this all sounds reasonable, but could Octomom maybe completely undermine her whole defense by saying something ridiculous. Let’s see that:
Nadya adds, “[The nannies] are hating because they can’t have what I have.”
And balance has been restored to the universe even though that potentially means her 14 kids really are molesting each other. Who wants ice cream?
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
seal off the house, run a hose off the exhaust pipe of the minivan, give it a few hours.
When you find yourself thinking, ‘what would Hitler do?’……
you mentioned Hitler, argument won automatically by other person!
Dude, as much as this lady is crazy, DCFS has been there like a million times. Shit’s fine. That being said, I wonder how often her uterus falls out every day. “WHOOPS! how embrassing! can one of you push this back up there? I’m making dinner and my hands are all messy!!”
Kegel exercises and hormone treatments can be used to treat less severe cases of uterine prolapse. A device known as a pessary can also be inserted into the vagina to physically support the falling uterus. In severe cases, the uterus can actually come out of the vagina, which often requires surgical intervention to repair.
I was a nurse for a year, which I don’t like to talk about much. I had to constantly push back in the uterus of an 84 year old woman with 12 children. I am aware.
It’s the internet, Meg. You were Chief of Medicine for a year.
I’m just saying, there was no surgical intervention. Just little old me.
Did you ever feel the need to tell her: “It’s a vagina lady, not a clown car!”
i juuuuuust con’t do it captain, i dun’t have the POWER!
And it’s DonnZ FTW!
Why not just get a hysterectomy?
In the olden days, they would just inflate a pig’s bladder in the uterus to hold it in place. True story.
And that woman was Mitt Romney’s mother.
And back comes my macaroni cheese.
damn, meg – couldn’t you have just called Michael Lohan in for some vag kicking to get that mess back where it goes?
Doesn’t she live in California? Let’s just say I’m not giving the benefit of a doubt to a state where the authorities consistently allow Lindsay Lohan to call their bluff.
Did anyone honestly think this sick piece of work would raise healthy normal kids?
Wasn’t expecting a pedo version of Lord of the Flies, either.
True enough. I expected the regular old Lord of the Flies.
You lack imagination.
It’s just a matter of time before she’s selling kid vids to distributers in Berlin and the Netherlands. Why should she get naked and finger herself on camera for Happy Meal & hair styling cash if the kids can do the hard work for her?
Yeah, I saw that video of hers. She’d better start either looking for alternate revenue streams or consider doing something kinkier on film… like maybe shoving a parking cone up her ass.
This woman is a terrible piece of shit. I didn’t think she could possibly make me more sick than she did already. But lo…
What the fuck is going on with her foot ?
I think that’s where the wrinkles have been pooling when she stretches her skin flat.
Gunt says to Octomom “You brought this on yourself, lady.”
They need to make a superhero named Guntman – basically a man on a furious search for gunters and baby gunters. Octomom with a few more pounds would be his Moby Dick.
“We are reporting live, from the cavernous vagina of Octomom!!”
So when is SHE endorsing Mitt Romney? Because that’s what’s trending with all the hoors of style and substance.
is that a diaper in the crotch region? or just one of her kids?
Box her up and mail her to the Middle East. They will straighten the vile and discusting creature right up.
See that bunching of fabric near her crotch…that IS her uterus.
Take that John Ham!!!
It looks like another one is trying to fall out under that dress.